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Pencak Taichi dan Taichi Master

2011-08-11T16:08:00.000+08:00

Oh macam ni rupanya keadaan ofis aku...suka main skill taichi kerja...dari setiap segi dan setiap pekerja di syarikat ini adalah pengamal pencak taichi. Bezanya, berapa hebat anda menggunakan taichi dan di saat mana digunakan....

Aku pernah tertewas dalam showdown taichi...jadi aku kenal saperkah pe-naichi paling hebat syarikat ini...

Lain tak bukan...colleague aku ler...tapi position dia lebih tinggi dari aku...
kehebatannya ternyata dengan kebolehan dia mengeluarkan kehebatan taichinya terhadap aku sehingga aku terpaksa menanggung beban kerja...

Dia juga telahpun dikenalpasti mengidap "kevin syndrom" yakni...symptomnya ialah allergy kepada vendor-client meeting atau mana2 meeting yang perlukan keputusan daripada salah seorang "senior" di syarikat...1 lagi symptomnya ialah, cakap tak serupa bikin dan selalu tak bertanggungjawab ke atas segala janji yang telah diberikan....

Inilah Taichi Master!

Ni bukti aku malas!

2011-08-08T16:32:00.000+08:00

Walaupun aku sendiri menyampah tgk menatang ni ade error...sikit pun tak tercuit hati aku jadi rajin and fix the bloody shoutbox. Solution sangat simple....tapi nak click situ dan sana....aku malas lah

Beginilah cara kami menyambut awal ramadhan!

2011-08-01T12:02:00.000+08:00

Kes 1:

Setelah melahap sepinggan nasi tghari tadi. Perut kembali lapar. Sebelum makan malam selingan makanan seperti keropok, kerepek dan biskut adalah harus. Setibanya malam, org semua pegi semayang terawikh...

Aku: Yang, tolong belikan mekdi 2 set...

Setel 2 set mekdi semalam....

Kes 2:

Kami tido semalam, si isteri sibuk menyidai baju, di suruh nya aku teman...jadi aku main game sampai pukul 2 pagi....lepas itu kami beradu...Jam dah set eh pukul 4.30 pagi untuk sahur.........walaupun set jam, tapi tetap mengharapkan si isteri bangunkan aku dari tido....

Si Isteri: Yang bangun!!!
Aku: Ha ye ye.....(dalam keadaan sedar tak sedar)
Si Isteri: Alamak kita terlajak, gone dah sahur...ape punya cara la sambut hari pertama puasa...terlajak tido plak....
Aku: (Aiseh....kepingin betul nak makan kellog's frosties....)

Kes 3:

Aku sampai ofis agak lambat...dalam pukul 9.30am....aku ingat aku cukup lambat dah....segan lah weh, bulan pose org sumer dtg awal keja...aku dtg lambat...nampak sangat perangai buruk....

Aku tgk jam...sudah pukul 12pm....babiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii....1 row cubicle aku tuang keja...aku sorang je dtg....tidaaaaaakkkkkkk!!!!!!

I never wondered that i'm actually ready to be a certified professional....

2011-05-18T15:51:00.001+08:00

I always asks myself whether i'm good at what i'm doing and can be called as an expert. Sometimes i do ask my company to send me for professional certification course and certified myself in field of expertise. As usual, sending employee to training and certification costs the management and they hate it. My request always turned down verbally though. Since i've voice out my intention verbally.

In my current company, i got a lot of spare time. After finishing my task, i began searching websites that provides mock test or any free test in specialized areas. 6 years back, i did a mock test for one of the MCSE (Microsoft Certified System Engineer) core papers which is MS XP Pro Maintenance which if i passed the paper, it qualified me to be the Microsoft's Certified Professional (MCP) or in other words "SPM Pangkat 3 lah!".I took the the mock test and easily passed without referring to any materials. I've showed my mock test paper to my boss (back then) and he encourages me to sit for the real exam. Back in 2004, i was only a lowly technician but work like an engineer...a goddamn workhorse i tell you. If wanted to take the real exam, i need to pay by my own and claim back from the company.

However, i did not take the exam because of financial constraint, and i'm dead broke because i was taking my bachelor's part time. Enough for blast from the past, while searching, i've found a website that offers mock test or for fun whatever you want to put it. I began taking the mock exams according to my traits and experience. And guess what, i friggin can do it! Now i want to brag that i'm certified as follows:

Well...i got fired up and probably will go through few other mock exams. Emm...looks like in the mock test, there are also a lot of miscellaneous exams to have fun with...probably will try those too just for fun. My resolution would be, from now onwards, i will complete my Master program and continue to pursue professional certifications.

Finally...Time

2011-05-07T18:05:00.000+08:00

Time is the luxury i finally have. I've been so busy, i even do not have time to surf internet that much not long ago. I have changed my job, now i'm working with CSC. I'm pretty sure if you're in IT industry, CSC will be familiar name. Previously in Logicalis, i was so busy with the work. I don't even have time to study and steal time to do a bit of my assignment. Now, i have all the time needed to cope with my studies. Better pay, less work. What a dream come true!

I've survived 2nd semester of my rigorous Master's program. I hope do well in my 2nd semester as i have for my 1st semester. Each semester the subjects are getting tougher are more demanding. Can't complain, thats why it is called "Master"....to be masterly in the area. Now came the painful part, thesis! I'm preparing my thesis proposal ahead so i won't be "like an idiot" when the time comes.

My financial stability is getting better, thanks to the right decision i've made 3 years ago in dumping my extra money in one of the investment portfolios. I've quite sum of money which allow me to clear off my credit cards and made some savings. Since my financial is a bit stable, it's time for me to pay off the debt to my mother. She loaned me 20k for the house i bought 4 years ago. I hope i can manage to pay my mother.

I have revived my bike. New paintjob, overhauled engine and some change to the parts. I'm thinking to make more modifications on the looks of the bike. Probably upgrading the footrest, tail lights, side mirrors, throttle grip and its balancer. My heart captured by those AGV helmet....emm...probably in the future would get. 1st mission is make my bike look like a beauty in its class!

Thats it for now. Probably i could visit my blogs more since my work is no longer demanding like it used to be.

Syarikat Bertaraf Dunia, Mentaliti Tandas

2010-11-25T09:52:00.003+08:00

Tak terkata aku bila setelah setahun bersama di dalam syarikat gergasi, division Australia. Mula2 semua pun indah...cun nak mampus, bagai mimpilah aku kerja kat sini. Gaji serta pakej ganjaran yg sangat menarik. Aku menarik berjela nafas syukur sebab aku tak lapor kat org malaysia, tapi mat salleh. Banyak sangat bezanya kalau bos mat salleh dengan bos suku kaum utama malaysia. Tolak tepi tu dulu.

Aku tak paham kenapa masih lagi ade suku kaum racist dalam company. Ape ko lagi bagus daripada aku ke? OK no problem, asalkan memang bagus. Tapi kalau setakat skill celah kuku aku...oh please, aku rasa macam nak pitam sekejap. Aku suka melihat 1 jenis kaum dalam syarikat aku bekerja ni. Memang dia lah majoritinya, lebih2 lagi dalam jabatan kewangan dan pengurusan. Oh takpe, aku takde kena mengena dengan manusia2 dalam jabatan2 tersebut. Aku di ambil kerja untuk kerja berseorangan. Layan dunia aku sendiri. Sikit haram pun diorang tak tau ape aku buat walaupun nak intai screen monitor aku pun takpe.

Tapi setahun aku mata melihat, mana aku boleh simpan lama2, aku kena jugak luahkan...mari kita mengkaji contoh pertama:
Badan dia gemuk, suka pakai baju ketat, pakai spek mata, rambut pacak kembang macam budak sekolah. Wajah? Cukup tak hensem. Kasut Puma aku lebih menarik untuk dilihat. Dapat gambarannya? Kerja dia buat billing, itu aje. Aku ade borak dengan junior billing, dia freshgrad baru join. Aku tanyalah, bagus ke dia jadi penyelia? Sikit haram tak bagus jawab budak tuh. Lanjutan perbualan, terbuka segala rahsia busuk. Naik pangkat, tapi takde qualification, aku ingat tinggi sangat la belajar, rupanya sempat habis SPM je. Di dapat masuk company ni sebab dia pernah kerja kat IBM, aku pun pelik, in the first place, cemaner dapat masuk IBM. Org yg setakat belajar SPM, tak layak jadi senior executive sebab tak tau konsep yg sepatutnya. Boleh ke kira2 kalau tak tau formula.

Oleh keriakan telah jadi lebih besar, persetankan hukum kira2, kira2 ikut sendiri faham jadilah. Ape punya bodo. Jadi terseksalah si junior billing nak terangkan, result tu betul, tapi formula salah and effectnya pada lain2 kira nanti. Kerja dia kasi kerja kat budak junior dan dia cuma buat kerja yg dia suka aje. Kalau ade 2 billing request yg dia suka dia buat, selebihnya dia suruh junior buat. Jadi ape dia buat masa terluangnya? Of course brothers and sisters, jadi babi jantan la. Duk saje goyang2 buat muka stress konon busy sangat.

Itu pemerhatian secara individu, mari kita teliti secara kumpulan. Jabatan kewangan di syarikat aku bukan tak cekap tapi PEMALAS. Saban bulan, aku asyik dengar, nak amik budak baru. Nak amik budak baru. Team tu dah ade 4 org yg buat benda sama. Aik tak cukup? pelik bukan, dia tambah lagi 2 org on top of that, amik budak intern 2 org untuk buat keja yg sama lagi. Jadi makin cekap sepatutnya. Capacity manusia yg ramai mampu menghabis kerja dengan cepat. Jadi ape hasil sebenar? Output capacity tetap sama, nak tunjuk ape kat situ? Aku cuma nampak, senior dia malas, dan tak produtif langsung.

Dalam perspektif pengetahuan, mari kita lihat jabatan Sumber Manusia. Sikit haram dia tak pandai selok belok HR. Ape dia tau, proses cuti, proses claim, proses gaji dan memekik kat org kalau lambat hantar ape2 jenis form. Tapi dengan perangai TAK CUSTOMER ORIENTED, dia menang company award "Best Customer Service"...bahasa yg tak senonoh dan tak reti nak cakap baik2 menang award lah~ Bagus ni, pastu org request aku buat proposal, aku cakap "Lu bodo ke, tak reti buat proposal, buat sendiri la" konfem menang award. Sial. Tapi dia tak sedar diri, dia sorang je kaum lain dalam jabatan tuh. Tapi belagak cam kulit lu sama cam diorang. Bukak mata, kaum lain tu pun kutuk lu minah~kalau tuang bleach 2 botol belum tentu jadi cerah.

Ade 1 manager ni, dia finance manager je. Tapi sebab dia antara 2 yg paling tinggi pangkatnya disini, perangai dah kalah CEO. Kalau pemikiran jauh ke hadapan dan out of the box takpe. Tapi tak ubah macam org jinjang bukit. Speaking macam bagus, tapi teruk. Slang nak macam australian, tapi dengar cam org terejal. Tapi pada masa yg sama dia juga bertindak sebagai pegawai sumber manusia. Hasilnya? sikit haram dia tatau ape2 pasal pengurusan sumber manusia. Employee Act dan Industrial Relations Act pun tatau.

Jadi ape dah jadi dengan company ni di cawangan Malaysia? Jadi bahan ejekan rakan2 sekerja australia. Punyalah mereka2 ni benak, mat salleh kutuk pun tak perasan. Di suatu ketika mesyuarat antara jabatan, dengan penuh selamba 1 mat salleh level manager cakap "Good Morning CHINA"...Mereka2 ni gelak tak paham. Dalam hati aku meronta2 nak sebut "KORANG NI MEMANG BODO LAH, CAKAP ENGLISH KONON MACAM PANDAI, TAPI KORANG TAK PAHAM YG MAT SALLEH TU TGH MENGUTUK"...macam mana boleh jadi macam ni? macam mana mat salleh boleh cakap macam tu?

Jawapan dia senang sangat, asik nak amik pekerja sekaum, imbangan kaum dalam syarikat ni terlalu ketara sampai pengarah2 naik perasan. Bodoh.

Ade la sikit masa ni....

2010-10-21T11:29:00.002+08:00

Termenung sebentar aku time camni. Ape nak buat, project update company punya website dah setel. Website company bukan nyer kecik...besar...combination 3 region, australia, asia dan taiwan. Mesti pelik ape hal 3 region padahal ade 2 negara tuh...susah nak cakap...dalam company camtu la dia bahagikan business region di asia. Jadi masa terluang ni...aku bukak la blogspot yg agak bersawang di hati aku.

Upcoming 2 projects - rebranding 1 kali lagi...cis...centralised document management...1 lagi cis...Hujung minggu ade presentation OSHA...1 lagi minggu test HRM, 1 lagi minggu submit research paper...jadi ini lah kitaran aku untuk selama 2 tahun...

Anak aku dah makin besar...senang sikit nak jaga...takde la risau sangat...makan ade sikit memilih tapi takpe, kalau aku beli dia tak makan aku yang akan makan. Aku skang dah pindah umah. Beribu aku habiskan...ye...aku habiskan dengan gemilangnya dengan meminjam duit dari bank.

Aku rasa aku tak kreatif hari ni...jadi penulisan berhenti di sini sahaja.

Busy again

2010-07-05T11:45:00.005+08:00

Dear Blog,

I know i have neglect u for the past few months, on top of that, i didn't renew your domain name which makes you a bit less glamorous. No worries blog, i will still neglect u for the next 2 years as i did in the past...my class has started...and its on weekend. At the current rate i'm going, i may visit you once a month or none at all...

My post will be shorter, my writing will be less. Please understand dear blog, i have other commitments in my life as i have a daughter to play with...a wife to fondle...assignments to do, work to be done, comics to be read and movies to be watched.
I know my time is limited, but don't worry blog, maybe in the future, i have more to tell...more time to tend to your needs.

I do realized your skin is pale and dull...the things is...you reflect who i am virtually...grey, dull and pale...i know you envy my colourful life...but that is different...maybe when i think its fit to make you colourful...i will lift you from your current state...for the time being...bear with what you have...u r still serve the purpose of your creation...which is to listen and record my memoir of disagree with the cruel world and idiotic society.

Till i jot again...bye2

Tak sangka

2010-06-18T23:14:00.003+08:00

Zaman sekolah sangat malas belajar. 2 hari sebelum exam pun sempat main game berkata ah 2 hari lagi...lambat lagi...tabiat tu masih aku buat ketika amik ijazah...esok exam nih...rilek, sempat lagi...aku rasa aku takde capai kehebatan dalam dunia...jadi budak biasa pun jadilah...lead an ordinary life...cukup makan, kahwin, dapat anak dan seterusnya mati dalam kedamaian.

bayangan dongeng memang indah, tak kerana hidup susah takkan lah ade org berangan. aku ni memang sentiasa gawat ekonomi...tak pernah nyer ekonomi makin baik...asik inflasi aje...bajet asik defisit....ni esok nak mendaftar program sarjana, duit dalam poket 80 ringgit je ade...dalam bank tinggak 20-30 ringgit camtuh lah...

udahlah esok kena isi borang tukar program, tuh aje kena denda 50 ringgit. haih...nak belajar, duit pun short...apebenda lah, aku memang terasa anak desa nak belajar tapi tak berkemampuan...haha...untuk 4 saat sahaja aku berfikir dan berasa begitu, realitinya tidak. aku tidaklah sesusah itu.

aku cuma terfikir waktu lampau...aku tak pernah sangka aku akan belajar sampai tahap master...dulu aku cuma fikir, dah sampai diploma pun jadilah~ ni sumer wife aku punya pasal...dia sangat rajin dan bercita2 tinggi...mana boleh kalah...itu lah perangai aku...dia ade ijazah...aku pun nak ada...dia nak amik master...semangat pulak aku nak ikut serta...tapi akhirnya...aku juga yang untung...walaupun miskin...takpelah...nak bayar yuran 3k ++ tuh...ade lah caranya.....

Alahai...

2010-06-07T11:02:00.002+08:00

Tahniah kerana anda adalah golongan cerdik IT kerana dapat mencari blog ini setelah saya menukarkan alamat laman web. Hadiah berbentuk pujian pada diri sendiri kerana anda tidaklah sebodoh saya sangka dan juga keistimewaan untuk bongkak selama 2 minit dengan kajayaan anda masuk ke lawan web saya.

-Tamat Pembuka Bicara-

Aku kecewa sebab tak dapat masuk UM. Maklumlah...aku tidak cerdik secara ilmiah tapi lebih ke praktikal. Jadi keputusan ijazah aku tidak lah membanggakan cuma cukuplah untuk aku memperoleh peluang pekerjaan. Walaupun tidak hebat secara ilmiahnya, tapi cakap lawyer dah ade...setakat nak goreng ayat tak susah, tambah2 pulak buat muka pandai, konfem org cair dan tertipu. Aku ade memohon pengajian ijazah sarjana di UM dalam bidang pengurusan projek. walaupun aku selaku bekerja sedikit dan tempias pengurusan projek, jadi aku mohon, aku suka pengurusan projek sebab pasaran sekarang sangat baik untuk bidang ni. Apakan daya, pointer pun ntah ape2, mereka pun tak tahu apebenda kerja aku sebenarnya...mereka tahu...standard position macam eksekutif projek dan pengurus projek dan mana jawatan tipikal. Jawatan luar biasa dan tak pernah di dengar macam aku, gi lah mampus...

Aku bersama2 isteri memohon program yang sama, ya...isteri dapat...aku tak dapat...bukan rezeki ku..takpelah...jadi aku beralih semula dengan memohon ijazah sarjana pentadbiran perniagaan di UiTM. Sebab UiTM je masih waktu permohonan belum tamat.

Setelah memohon, aku di panggil untuk ditemuduga. Aku bersama seorang rakan bernama Zeff dapat waktu temuduga yang sama. Jadi kami pergi ke fakulti tersebut. Ketika menonjolkan diri di fakulti tersebut, tergamam sebentar, aik, ramai betul org, kenapa muda2 nampaknya mereka ini. Jadi aku dan Zeff berbual menganalisa manusia di fakulti itu, rata kebanyakannya muda2 seolah2 seperti baru habis belajar ijazah sarjana muda. Jadi ketika kami dipanggil untuk di temuduga, Zeff di bilik lain dan aku pula di bilik lain. Kami ditemuduga secara bertiga.

Aku duduk di tengah di apit oleh awek2 fresh grad. Macam aku tau, si tukang tanya, menanya, sudah grad? mereka cakap belum, sedang menunggu keputusan. Jadi aku diam saja. Seterusnya rakaman perbualan kami berbentuk "text".

---------Situasi----------

Situasi: 3 panel org terdiri daripada 3 org pensyarah kanan yang memegang title Professor dan Dr.

Kedudukannya adalah seperti berikut:

Prof. : Dr.1 : Dr.2

X X X
---------Meja---------
Budak 1 Aku Budak 2
X X X

Melalui lakaran di atas, dapatlah anda sambil membaca membayangkan situasi tersebut.

-----------Tamat Situasi---------

Dr.2: Ok, kita mulakan. Saya mula dengan "Budak 2" dan seteruskan "aku" dan "Budak 1"
Dr.2: Why do want to take MBA?
Budak 2: (bahasa inggeris agak merangkak) I want to take MBA because i am hunger to learn and thirst for knowledge...bla bla (waktu ini aku dah tak berapa nak dengar, dalam hati aku, alamak skema nya jawapan, cedok dari buku mana ni?)
Dr.2: Wait, so you are saying the only way to gain knowledge through MBA? You can gain knowledge through other methods besides MBA you know
Budak 2: Yes Dr. learn and at the same time obtain qualification.
Dr.2: I understand you work part time basis in insurance line....how do you find insurance work? You get paid in finding sales, so to sustain yourself you are paid about RM50 as an allowance...how's that work?
Budak 2: Yes i find sales and experience insurance sales and communication. Regarding about sustaining myself, i have savings while gaining sales momentum to cover cost of living.

Dr.2: Move to you, kraken...the same question.
Aku: Bla bla, opportunity, career, broaden chances in different line of work and to separate oneself with others as labor is competitive currently. (Aku pendekkan jawapan aku sebab panjang sangat, aku tak bagi chance Dr.2 mencelah)
Dr.2: Studying part time is a commitment, you are a working person, how do you intend cope with the program plus theoretically sounds great when saying its all about time management.
Aku: Its not about how great theoretically it may sound, i practically done it, as for my bachelor, i have studied part time and successfully finished it. Plus, to obtain and achieve for the sake of career advancement and creating opportunity for better life, some sacrifices must be done as for me i give up certain level of family time.
Dr.2: We'll see...(Time ni dia takde point dah nak betah aku)
Dr.1: Kamu dah kahwin dan ade anak?
Aku: Ye saya dr. seorang anak perempuan. (Itu je ke dia nak tanya)

Dr.2: Ok, Budak 1, same question...
Budak 1: I dream is to become a lecturer...the word lecturer represent a person that have a lot of knowledge and experience and respected by others.
Dr.2: Do you have industrial experience?
Budak 1: Em...no....
Dr.2: Referring to what you have said, how do u intend to become an effective lecturer without industrial experience?
Budak 1: Er...
Dr.2: I think to fulfill what you said, u need to experience yourself first in the industry.
Budak 1: Ye...

Dr.2: How do you intend to pay the fee?
Budak 2: I work part time and my father will pay for the fee (Fuh...anak lord nih)
Aku: Through epf and ASB...
Dr.1: Hah? ASB?
Aku: Self pay or should i say "AKU SENDIRI BAYAR"
Dr.1/2/Prof:
Budak 1: My father pay for it. (Fuyoh, kaya seh mak bapak korang)

Soalan diorang tak banyak...soalan2 simple aku tak bubuh...buat semak nak taip kat sini...panjang sangat plak dah. Cuma aku kadang2 tertanya2, kenapa budak2 uitm fresh grad benor jawapan bila jawab. Boleh tak smart sikit, at least diplomatik la weyyy....

Aku tanya Zeff dia punya session. Dia dapat lagi teruk, panel dia tak betah cuma tanya dan angguk...lagi bahaya...plus dia kata dia pun masuk sama2 budak fresh grad infact lebih teruk jawapan...di mana salah seorang budak tu menjawab kenapa ingin belajar MBA

"Saya baru kerja marketing beberapa bulan, Saya tak suka keja marketing, saya tak suka jumpa org, saya masuk MBA ni sebab saya cuma nak belajar MBA...so boleh lompat keja lain..."

Bila aku dengar Zeff menceritakan situasi tuh...aku tersengih dan berkata kepada Zeff...hanya budak UiTM yg buat camtuh...hahaha...they got balls~

----TAMAT----

Reverting back to blogspot.

2010-06-01T15:15:00.003+08:00

After weeks of absence in blogging...it struck me that my domain will expires soon. Then i was thinking...what the hell...i was caught up with my real world...i no longer needed blog to keep me company. Even so, i need this blog the cash out my emotion and my feelings towards the world.

My colleague is a dick...
Friends get a butt fuck
Weirdos jumped naked from the bush
You are butt ugly

So on so forth.

Anyway, just to mention i will reverting back to krakenxv.blogspot.com
No...its not i don't have any money...i'm just lazy to renew the domain.

Ko buang anak, kenapalah mak bapak ko tak buang ko masa kecik...

2010-05-05T12:57:00.002+08:00

Sejak kes buang anak menjadi panas dalam surat khabar, aku jadi panas jugak...panas hati betul. Aku tak boleh blah org buang anak ni...anak kecil kuar perut bukan boleh idup sendiri, nak makan tak reti...ni la dia kes nak kongkek sedap...bila dah boyot, hura hara nak buang...

Tu baru mukadimah rasa tak puas hati aku. Cakap memang sedap, aku pun belum tentu mampu nak selesaikan masalah camni. Nak kahwin zaman skang bukan senang, mahal beb. Jadi nak kongkek cara halal zaman skang bukan murah...memang kena puluh ribu sebelum rasa sedap...bukan nak menggalak, daripada sampai beranak, gi la beli KONDOM...setakat 10 ringgit tak leh bleh kot beli...bingai nyer manusia...udahlah kongkek 1 hal, ni tambah plak buang anak...bodoh betul...

Aku terasa betul nak terajang konek/puki org yg buang anak ni...sial betul ada org camni...Patut mak bapak buang manusia bingai camni dalam lombong sebelum jadi dajal buang anak.

Dalam Hati ada Taman

2010-04-24T22:59:00.003+08:00

Bonda pernah berkata "Bila awak ada anak, awak akan faham perasaan ibu bapa bila anak sakit, atau ape2 berlaku kepada anak", aku cuma menjawab "ye lah..."

Intan payung intan permata hati aku demam...mula aku cuma sangka demam biasa, bawak pegi klinik, dapatlah antibiotik dan ubat demam cecair juga ubat masuk lubang punggung. Hati rasa risau, nak masukkan ubat masuk punggung sangat aku rasa sedih, segeram2 aku dengan anak aku belum pernah aku memukulnya...inikan pula nak masukkan ubat ke dalam punggungnya...kuatkan semangat...sebiji itu je la...buat aku sayu...ubat yg kemudian, aku suruh adik aku yang masukkan...tak sanggup....rupanya aku tidak rock seperti dulu....

Keadaan anak aku makin teruk...pagi sabtu, aku suruh isteri aku hantar anak ke hospital untuk berjumpa dengan doktor pakar kanak2...isteriku menelefonku dalam keadaan teresak dan sebak "anak demam panas, suhu dia 41 celcius, kena masuk wad...terus aku rasa tak keruan...aku cepat2 pegi hospital...sampai ajer di wad...aku melihat anak aku lemah dan menggigil....aku jadi tak betul...blank sekejap...aku tatau nak buat ape...isteri aku memanggil nurse...diberinya ubat...lantas disuruh isteriku membawa anak aku untuk di ambil darah...

Dalam keadaan sedih itu...isteriku telah berjujuran air mata...tak sanggup melihat anak aku dalam keadaan seperti itu...kami selalu tengok anak kami dalam keadaan ceria, celoteh dan selalu aktif bermain...hari ni sangat lain....mukanya lesu, tidak berkata2...hanya baring keadaan diam dan menggigil menahan....tatkala isteriku membawa anakku ke lab darah, aku duduk menunggu dalam bilik wad...aku terus bergenang air mata...aku kesat air mata aku...aku teringat kata2 mak aku...sekarang barulah faham betul2 perasaan yang mak aku cakap 10 tahun dulu.

Aku tak seperti dulu...hati aku sudah ada taman...

Sangat shocking bila tahu banyak perkara

2010-04-12T12:28:00.004+08:00

The older you are, more knowledge u acquired and you will learn more truth about the reality.

Itu la jadi kat aku..makin banyak tahu pasal dunia, makin sakit hati...tahukah anda jika anda seorang malaysian, anda layak di tabik spring oleh so called "mat salleh hebat". Tahukah anda, warganegara negara maju cam UK, AUS dan US kebanyakannya malas bekerja? Melayu selalu di salah erti dengan MALAS. Ye betul...kerana ade taik yg malas kerja, abis satu kaum kena cap...kaum lain pun malas gak, apsal tak cap malas...aku bukanlah bermentaliti "gemilang melayu"...tapi cukup, aku bersyukur jadi melayu...itu je. Sebab melayu, hidup tak sesusah mana kat malaysia.

Tapi tahukah anda bahawa jika anda berpelajaran tinggi anda di pandang tinggi di negara omputih...negara malaysia ni "QUALIFICATION CENTRIC" punya culture..lagi tinggi, lagi bagus...jadi berpusu2 la rakyat malaysia menanamkan budaya "belajar rajin2, habis bachelor, amik lagi master". Jadi nisbah berpelajaran sangat tinggi sebenarnya. Skang ni nak jadi kerani pun pakai diploma...gila babi...

Aku pun dalam lingkungan tuh yakni kejar qualification...sebab aku terpaksa ikut style ni kalau nak hidup kat malaysia...kalau nak berpendapatan lebih dengan cara makan gaji terpaksalah amik higher degree...kalau tak, gaji cam hampeh...berlainan dengan negara luar...ade bachelor kira bagus dah...kumpul experience, buat career decision yg baik, kasi polish sikit imej kerja depan bos, konfem cerah masa depan...

Kat malaysia...kena extra sikit....kasi polish sikit imej kerja bersama polish dan gilap bontot bos...konfem berjaya...kat luar nun...over the malaysian sea...ade experience, ade adequate qualification, boleh buat duit dengan makan gaji...gaji pun lebat...takde qualification takpe...keja je casual jobs, cincang daging kat kilang ke, angkut taik lembu kat ladang ke, pandu teksi ke, tak kisah la ape keja2 yg halal, ade 2 kerja...konfem anda boleh dapat income 3-5k sebulan, Dollar lagi!. Tuh keja bangang tuh...2 jobs kat luar nun bersamaan 1 kerja makan gaji kat malaysia...nampak tak matematik cikai aku tunjuk ni?

Sebab ape malaysia ni susah cari duit? sebab regulation! sebab ekonomi! sebab macam2 lain...dapat je surat tawaran kerja, nuh tepek dalam contract, tak dibenarkan kerja extra. Haih...jadi terpaksa la rakyat malaysia mendapatkan qualification untuk menembus pasaran buruh.

Kadang2 tak rasa adil juga, sebenarnya malaysia ni still cheap labour...tapi "investor" still rasa dah start mahal, larilah mereka membuka syarikat2 di china...sana lagi murah....1 dolar sejam untuk buruh kasar...kesian...jatuh labour market...sedolar lah sampai bebila sebab nak retain pelabur asing. PM/TPM kita cuba berikhtiar supaya pendapatan per kapita lebih tinggi. Tapi aku sangsi dengan usaha ni...bukan senang nak buat...dengan strategi ape nak buat? Syarikat domestik takkan syok punya nak bayar kerani 2500 sebulan...syarikat antarabangsa, boleh bayar, tapi bukankah antara tujuan bukak branch kat sini untuk mengurangkan kos buruh? Kalau sumer nak bayar mahal...takde point nak bukak branch kat malaysia...dilema bukan?

Tapi still ade syarikat berani, takpe bayar lebih sedikit, tapi still kurang daripada hire org kat negara mereka...tapi siaplah kau...naik gaji mungkin bertahun tak dapat...sedih betul...adakah aku tergolong dalam mereka tak dapat kenaikan gaji saban tahun walaupun performance bagus dan performance company bagus...difikirkan lagi...harga barang sangkut paut ngan minyak...car wash pun naik harga sebab minyak naik...takde mengena tuh...sebutir habuk perkakas mereka takde menggunakan minyak...pelik, tapi inilah malaysia. Alternatif minyak ade...banyak tuh...tapi tak boleh phase out sebab minyak lah faktor utama ekonomi...

Kesemua di atas adalah alasan2 betapa sebenarnya org malaysia struggle nak hidup patut di beri pujian...dengan sumer brg mahal, tapi masih lagi mampu nak pakai honda, bmw dan mempunyai sebodoh2 rumah sendiri. Siap buat anak lagi. Gaji ciput pun boleh hidup...mat salleh duk sini, kita bagi dia gaji sama cam kita...konfem dia tulis nota bunuh diri dan lompat dari bangunan. Jadi kadang2, aku terfikir juga...migrate lagi bagus...org negara lain mungkin ade kesusahan tersendiri...tapi at least kita gi migrate keja bangang2 pun dapat gaji 2-3 kali ganda lebih dari sini...Gaji pengurus sama banyak dengan org bawak teksi kat negara omputih...

Cayalah!

2010-04-08T16:57:00.002+08:00

Sebaik aku hit PUBLISH untuk post di bawah, bapak ketuk2 intai bilik aku...

Ayahanda: Tak gi ofis?
Anakanda: Keja dari umah
Ayahanda: Dah lunch?
Anakanda: Belum...
Ayahanda: Jom lunch..
Anakanda: Ibu tak masak...
Ayahanda: Oh...jom lunch kat luar
Anakanda: Duit takde
Ayahanda: Alaa...sedihnya bunyi...ayah belanja
Anakanda: ON!!!
Ayahanda: Kita gi old town white coffee
Anakanda: Makanan sana hampeh...
Ayahanda: Nasi lemak antarabangsa?
Anakanda: Dah makan nasi lemak pagi tadi...
Ayahanda: McD je lah
Anakanda: Cun...

Yeah rezeki bergolek...cover makan hari ni...cun sangat2...16 days to go...cis...
On the way nak ke McD

Ayahanda: Dah buat baju melayu untuk your sister punya wedding
Anakanda: Takde duit...
Ayahanda: Ape benda awak ni...asik takde duit aje...
Anakanda: Ayah ingat saya takde benda nak bayar ke? Umah, bil, anak, hutang...moto plak kena major servis...1 kali lagi pegi workshop...kena tukar piston tau~setiap bulan, ade je duit nak pakai...
Ayahanda: Haih...

Alamak 1 lagi problem...baju melayu daaa....mana nak korek duit nak buat baju melayu...pakai jeans ngan t-shirt je la masa wedding adik aku nanti...udah la awal bulan depan wedding dia....sorok jadi penanggah kat dapur...konfem save!!!!

Zappp!!! seperti mengoyak kertas, sebegitu cepat jugak aku belanja duit gaji

2010-04-08T13:57:00.003+08:00

Takde hari yg lebih menggembirakan aku melihat akaun bank pada hujung bulan...berkepuk duit...masyuk....selalunya, hari selepas gaji di kreditkan ke dalam akaun...mesti aku "bekerja dari rumah"...walhal, aku akan membayar semua bil bil, hutang piutang dan segala akan menyakitkan kepala aku kalau tak dilangsaikan segera....tapi tatkala tu jugak aku masa aku paling benci...2/3 gaji mesti lebur camtuh aje...ape nak buat...itu la cycle kewangan yg membosankan setiap bulan...dapat duit...gi bayar...dapat duit gi bayar....kadang2 aku sendiri memberontak dalam jiwa..."asik membayar org aje...dah bila aku memanjakan diri aku sendiri membeli brg2 tak berfaedah....

Kadang kala...dengan duit keciput tuh jugak aku pejam seblah mata gi beli komik atau dvd...sengsara betul...aku rasa macam hidup ketika menjadi juruteknik suatu masa dulu....dengan bergajikan 13oo sebulan...ape sangat boleh mewah...macam mat rempit je lah hidup...tapi mat rempit tak sebijak aku...aku lebih educated...dengan duit keciput tuh lah aku labur gi belajar ke universiti...amik ijazah pelan2 kayuh....hah...saper nak cakap aku tak independent? aku belajar bayar sendrey tau~~takde hutang2 ptptn tuh...tapi hidup tak mewah lah...dengan moto ex-5 aku tonggang ke hulu ke hilir...nak pakai keta...sikit haram tak mampu...aku ade keta...pemberian bapak aku...nak hantar gi servis pun aku tak mampu...aku cuma bawak seminggu sekali....

Aku lebih suka bawak moto sebenarnya...minyak rm5 (value tahun 2004), dah jauh aku pegi...ulang alik shah alam...itu dulu...skang lain...aku terfikir, dulu gaji 1300 pun boleh melepak hu-ha sampai hujung bulan pun cukup...dulu takde komitmen langsung....udahlah duduk umah mak bapak...sesen aku tak yah kuar untuk beli brg dapur, apatah lagi bil air dan elektrik dan segala bil lain...sikit haram aku tak tgk...aku tau...bapak bayar....

Tapi skang dah lain...sikit demi sedikit aku kena amik tanggungjawab, tanggung sikit sebanyak perbelanjaan rumah...duit dapur dan duit elektrik...oh sakitnya hati aku melihat bil beratus2 ringgit padahal aku pakai ntah seberapa je setiap bulan....di tambah pulak adik aku sorang tu baru berhenti kerja...macam kulat, lanyak aircond setiap malam...jadi bil elektrik dikongsi bersama aku, abg aku dan ayah aku...sorang potong bayar 1/3, bukan sikit nyer...1/3 secara purata bersamaan dengan 200 ringgit....teringat aku duk umah bujang ngan si achmed...paling kuat bil letrik aku bayar pun 20-30 ringgit je sebulan untuk bahagian aku...

Hari aku selak wallet aku...ah tinggal 100 ringgit je...aku baru je lepas hantar motosikal aku ke bengkel...memang teruk pun condition dia...serupa cam bangkai moto je....nak membaik pulih, takde sen...kalau tak servis, itu lah punca aku nak ke kerja, jadi mesti didahulukan...takde moto, susah nak g kerja...jadi...servis kenalah aku fork out 250...tak abis kat situ...ah ping (mekanik moto) call..."alamak bos...wa sudah lupa kira minyak motul 27 ringgit"...cis sial....tgk gaya aku cuma ade 70 ringgit nak hidup sampai gaji......kan ku terhad perbelanjaan dengan strategi berikut:

Kerja dari rumah...save duit minyak 10 ringgit sehari
Makan nasi berlauk berhad campur air 5 ringgit sehari.

17 hari sehingga gaji, darab 5 ringgit....campur 4 hari harus pergi ofis (mesyuarat) sehingga tempoh dapat gaji
hmmm...145 ringgit.....

ALAMAK MATI LAH AKU TAK CUKUP SEN!!!
terpaksa la buat muka seposen kat bini pinjam duit nampaknya ni

I don't remember what i do for March

2010-03-24T23:06:00.003+08:00

(I had this post in draft for a week - i simply doesn't have time for blogging -_-)

I have deleted all the draft post.
Including this one...

Make a summary of a month would be better...

Week 1 of March
What did do? i don't remember...if i don't remember what i have done for this week...must be work.

Week 2 of March
Same goes here, where was i? what did i do? emm...empty, blank...its like suddenly i'm in week 3 of march

Week 3 of March
I remember what i did...work extra hours, work from home...oh suddenly crave to read comic..."Dragon Quest" to be exact...currently reading series 27 out of 37. I read quite a lot in 1 day...

Week 4 of March
Oh yeah, the memory still fresh...got paid, hooray for 6 hours...then half of it gone just like that just by paying bills...quite a lot of payment commitments...i did bought myself a perfume set plus 2 shirts...yay~! Received april reader's digest...need to read that...or i would paying the subscription for nothing...went for movie - Alice in Wonderland....the movie wasn't wonderful...just so-so...Tim Burton still make "whacked" movies...and standard casting would be Johnny Depp and Helena Borham-Carter...not surprised...but a bit surprised to see Anne Hathaway in this kind of movie...her character is funny tho...

A girl sitting beside me is annoying...she talks loud on her mobile...felt like slapping her...but before she could annoy me even more...she left the movie halfway...(THANK GOD!)

My father told certain individual with malice intentions use black magic on my family...my sister and her fiancee is being possessed ...hmm i don't see any changes...still the same...my sister claims she always see "spirits" of somebody in her room...my wife got freaked out and scared to go to the kitchen alone for the past few days...

Yesterday my parents and sister went to see some expert in spiritual problems...surprisingly never thought is was true....my father re-told what happened...interesting.

Today...i'm chasing some SME (Subject Matter Experts) to do my documentation...ah...what a pain...

The End

Menggapai impian

2010-02-08T15:57:00.002+08:00

Aku suka berangan2, jadi tak salah aku nak berangan. Aku tak susahkan orang lain mahupun menyusahkan telinga orang dengan mendengar angan2 atau impian aku. Aku ni slow sikit bab2 ilmiah. Aku tak suka mendengar, aku suka buat...tak reti takpe, belajar dari kesilapan. Impian aku cukup mudah, kerja makan gaji, tapi gaji nak besar. Itu je...org lain cakap buat lah bisnes...aku cakap, pegi lah buat, aku nak keja makan gaji.

Aku dan isteri memang banyak perancangan, sumer kami rancang tak sah kalau takde kos. Sumer pun kos. Dulu, aku fikir, ah dah abis sarjana muda, tamau belajar lagi...cukup2 la berperang dengan hal ilmiah ni. Tak kose lah konon. Sebaliknya isteri aku pula seorang yg gila hal ilmiah...dia nak sambung sehingga ke peringkat phd. Dalam hati aku pulak melawan, mana boleh jadi bini lagi tinggi tahap ilmiahnya daripada aku. Meluap2 kembali semangat untuk kembali ke medan ilmiah.

Minggu lepas, aku, isteri, dan seorang rakan pergi ke hari terbuka program sarjana di UM. Aku melihat2 program2 yang ditawarkan. Teruja pun ade. Aku idamkan program Pengurusan Projek. Setahu aku belum ade lagi Universiti Awam menawarkan program semacam itu. Dalam aku membelek "pamphlet", aku menoleh ke arah kawasan yg takde org pun kerumun booth tuh...aku pun buat muka hebat lalu melihat...EH!!!! ade program Sarjana Pengurusan Projek. WOW! hati aku riang. Aku pun bertanya bertalu2 sampai makcik kat booth tak leh jawab. Aib dimuka mereka selamat apabila seorang eksekutif fakulti tersebut datang dari ntah mana.

Aku pun melontarkan soalan2, di jawabnya dengan penuh konfiden. Akhir sekali, soalan terakhir aku...dia sendiri tak dapat jawab, dimintakan aku menelefon ketua program tersebut untuk kesahihan. Jadi aku telefonnya, aku tanya soalan yg aku nak tanya. Senang aje dia kata, "NO PROBLEM...apply aje. Itu semua belakang cerita, saya yg akan menyemak permohonan kamu."

Tersengih kepuasan aku sorang2. Jadi sah, aku ingin melanjut pelajaran aku ke tahap sarjana. Tapi ayah aku menyarakan aku amik MBA...aku fikir betul juga, MBA lebih di terima pakai dalam semua industri. Pengurusan Projek juga diterima di dalam semua industri. TAPI bezanya pada tahap manakah penggunaan "qualification" tersebut. Aku dalam dilema antara dua program...mana nak mohon. Ketika aku mendengar khutbah jumaat bertajuk "ilmu"...datang ilham. Ah! ape nak susah2 fikir...amik aje lah 2-2...kan senang, setel masalah. Aku akan mohon pengurusan projek...setelah tamat, aku akan mohon untuk MBA pulak...abis cerita...org cakap aku ni buang duit...bagi aku tak buang duit ah...ade 2 Sarjana tak salah. Takde pulak dalam mana2 hukum, undang2, kalau ade 2 sarjana merugikan.

Sedangkan dalam islam sendiri sarankan cari ilmu selagi mampu. Dah tua sikit, mungkin memperbaiki ilmu agama...haha, dasar nak masuk neraka nampaknya. Isteriku sendiri sudah buat keputusan untuk menyambung pelajarannya ke peringkat sarjana - statistik. Ape dalam kepala bini aku, aku sendiri tak tau...sumer program dia cuba nak mohon, luar jangkauan aku sendiri...statistik lah, kejuruteraan kimia lah, kejuruteraan geologi lah...itu sumer aku tak reti.

Aku sendiri tak tahu kenapa gembira sangat nak sambung belajar. Mungkin sejak aku tamat pengajian sarjana muda secara "part-time", aku bosan agaknya takde benda nak buat selain main dengan anak aku dan menonton dvd. Harap2 permohonan ke peringkat sarjana aku diterima. Amin.

How about u suck my dick

2010-02-03T11:12:00.003+08:00

There's a vacancy in XXX company for a team lead position. Well that is an interesting opening. I got all the requirements they need but unfortunately i don't have the interest hopping job for now. I've seen the ad posted dated 1st of december, but i guess they couldn't find a suitable candidate. Maybe out of desperation, they hire head hunters. Or maybe they just to lazy to head hunt on their own. Well most of the head hunters these days is not inclining towards job seeker, but more towards the employer.

Thats what disturbs me, in the eagerness to supply human resources and make money, we too as the job seekers want to make money. So, who should they help? I leave it on self judgment.

XXX head hunters have been bugging me for few times on an offering. I have turned it down once, and still they sending me emails requesting my CV by using different head hunter. There are few reasons why i turned it down. Please bear in mind, it is all about how i think and not the standard procedure of job seeking. The usual process they ask for our cv and ask us state how much is our current salary. You see, i'm not prone of telling my current salary. There's a reason why our pay slip is printed with "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL".

And unfortunate for them, they choose me to call. I would succumb to the request if only they interview me first. But NO, they choose to ask how much is my salary way before i say yes to try. So this my answer to you - head hunters who don't understand english!

Note: I edited and modify head hunters sentences as their english is way below than secondary school english level. Its friggin' annoying speaking with dumbass who dunno how to speak english properly and professionally!!! Its not like i'm good in english but at least i'm decent enough.

Scenario A:
Head Hunter: Hi Mr. Kraken, i call u for an opportunity that might interest you.
Kraken: Yeah ok, shoot.
Head Hunter: We have a client that need a team lead for their team of
Kraken: Aha...go on.
Head Hunter: The responsibility is to bla bla bla, yada yada yada...and this and that. Would you like to try?
Kraken: Well sure, send me and official email of the description as well as other information so i can think about it. You will have reply by end of the day attached with my cv.
Head Hunter: That would be great, may i know how many experience you have in this line work?
Kraken: X years, May i know the salary range for this position.
Head Hunter: Not to worry sir, they have no range and it is according to your exp and expectation. May i know your notice period?
Kraken: Yea ok, sounds good, its 1 month.
Head Hunter: What is your current salary?
<---------------------this is when i'm kinda pissed---------------------------->
Kraken: I'm sorry, i can't furnish you the info you request.
Head Hunter: Don't worry sir, we'll keep it strictly confidential
Kraken: Nope, thats not it, first u said, there's no salary range, now you're asking my current salary, i don't see what use of it to you.
Head Hunter: But sir the client request before we can proceed
Kraken: No i don't think so, you want the info for your company benefits.
Head Hunter: But sir we can't proceed without the info.
Kraken: I tell you what, how about you fuck it and i don't think your client request for it.

I ended the conversation without any well wishes or even a simple "bye"

Scenario B:
Head Hunter: Hello Mr. Kraken, i'm XXX from XXX company. I'm calling on behalf of XXX company for the position of . This is a great opportunity for you as this is a MNC company and one of the largest IT provider in the world.
Kraken: Why would i want to change job to the same level and roles?
Head Hunter: Emm...you see sir, this is XXX company. World largest IT Company.
<------This is the point where i got annoyed, XXX company is not everything and certainly no difference from other MNC----->
Kraken: Currently i'm working with a MNC company, so what is the difference?
Head Hunter: Emm...but sir its XXX company, it has good benefits
Kraken: Why? You know my company doesn't offer as good as XXX company? I tell you what, it seems that you are clueless with my response. I'll make it simple, i do not have any intention of switching job and certainly will not try it out.
Head Hunter: Are sure sir?
<-------------Now i'm really annoyed------------------>
Kraken: Am i speaking english or other language? You heard me.
Head Hunter: Oh i'm sorry, would you mind referring to your contacts perhaps that is in the same line?
Kraken: No.
Head Hunter: Oh......Don't you have friends in this line...??
Kraken: I'll tell you what, out of 100,000 working individuals, you might find 1...that is if you are lucky...our line of work, is not easy to find because what...we are among the pioneers in this line of job. So, the next person you came across that has the same abilities, please offer them much more than "this is XXX company, one of largest IT company in the world"...okay?
Head Hunter:

You see, head hunters should have enough info about the labor market and what is the current offerings. Most of these guys are clueless when it comes to unique line of work. This is not everyday position you heard such as IT Engineers or other common positions.

Sama seperti tahun2 lain

2010-01-21T16:02:00.003+08:00

Dulu masa kecil2, org sibuk tanya, ape azam tahun baru, pigidah~aku tak pernah ade azam ape2 pun...ianya lebih kepada ape aku nak ketika dan saat itu dan lakukan sesuatu. Lama kelamaan, aku takde dengar sekor beruk cakap pasal azam...dah jejak dunia realiti kot? atau sudah bosan dengan azam terkumpul yg tak pernah tercapai...haha.

Di saat ini, aku sedang enjoy hidup sebagai bapa muda...anak aku dah 7 bulan. Lasak kelas teratas, ape yg boleh capai...dia akan capai...melayan perangai bayi bukan senang, dia senang aje...nangis aje la...ape susah, susu - nangis, mengantuk - nangis, masalah yg tak ketahui puncanya pun nangis. Bini aku masuk wad...jadi sorang2 lah menempuh medan peperangan di waktu malam menjaga anak aku. Rabik dah biji mata aku. Pegi keja pun dah macam ni bos. Pukul 10 baru nak tunjuk muka kat ofis.

Alhamdulillah tuhan yg esa mengurniakan kelebihan muka tak malu untuk aku. Sekarang ni, misi aku adalah untuk sambung belajar lagi. Macam member aku cakap, belajar macam tak pernah abis...alih2 jumpa update aku bagi aku cakap belajar lagi. Dah itu je pengisi waktu terluang. Bapak aku cakap aku ni tamak, sumer benda pun nak buat, takpelah, asalkan boleh buat, dulu bapak aku perli aku cakap "belajar nak, keja nak, kahwin pun nak" susah nak buat seperkara pada satu2 masa sebab kalau buat pelbagai perkara pada satu2 masa kan lebih mengujakan.

Nasib baik ofis aku tak strict seperti ofis2 melayu/cina/india tipikal. Kalau org tanya, dengan saper lebih aku suka bekerja, dah tentulah omputih. Sebab omputih lebih senang di bawa bincang sebab dalam buku hidup diorang "kau nak mampus ke, kau nak lari bogel keliling rumah ke, kerja lu siap" Jadi aku ade terfikir nak jadikan "kerja dari rumah" sebagai agenda tetap...malas aku nak pegi ofis sebenarnya, mengenangkan jauh, minyak pun mahal, makan pun mahal, maintenance kenderaan pun mahal...kerja dari rumah dapat menghapuskan sekaligus belanja ke atas perkara2 yg disebutkan...dalam kiraan ade la jugak boleh jimat 500 kat situ.

Aku terkenang waktu aku abis sekolah, kenapa lah aku tak pilih profesion sebagai juruterbang komersial dan ketika itu bapak aku begitu bersungguh2 nak masukkan aku flying school dan ditaja penuh oleh MAS (Mak Ayah Scholarship). Dah tentu agaknya income ketika ini sudah mencecah 5 angka. Mau tidak bapak aku nak aku jadi pilot, masa aku bebudak, aku suka buku jentera kapal terbang, pelbagai jenis kapal terbang aku ingat di waktu itu...skang kapal aku kenal cuma 777, 737, 747 jeh.

Mengenang masa silam dan berkhayal ape akan jika aku memilih keputusan yg lain memang syok. Tapi realiti tetap realiti...sudahnya Industri perkomputeran jadi gelanggang kerjaya.

Sangat Susah Bila....

2009-11-17T09:08:00.003+08:00

Konsentrasi sangat tinggi ketika melakukan kerja, itu kebiasaannya ketika aku sedang buat kerja...hati aku senang, semua final exam dah aku setelkan...tinggal nak tgk sama ada aku grad atau tidak...kalau tak grad lagi...haih...semput jiwa...

Semalam aku terima call dari htc, dia nak offer job interview...hmmph! setakat interview...aku tolak bulat2...jadi dia terkejut...agaknya dia fikir org dengar company HTC jadi point org tersungkur berebut nak keja situ kot? tak bagi aku...tgk la keja cemaner geng...dia nak cari expert technical writer, dia cakap aku punya profile memang org sangat2 dia hendak...still aku tak tergerak hati nak follow pelawaan tuh...dia cakap HTC sedang buat projeck comms untuk petronas and definitely have to travel..

Travel? aku tak berminat...buat letih badan je...aku ade anak bini nak dijaga, travelling is the least of my interest...so aku cakap tamau sekali lagi...dia still rasa pelik...ape ke nye gila org nak offer keja still aku tolak...last2 dia tanya gaji aku...aku cakaplah "cukup la nak isi minyak moto" jawabku dengan rasa rendah diri...dia terkesima selama 10 minit...dia cakap...dia sanggup nak offer lebih...kononnya trump card membuatkan aku fikir sekali lagi...still aku cakap tamau...

Sebab dalam kepala aku...kalau gaji je besar tapi kontrak...nak buat ape lepas kontrak? nak masuk kesengsaraan kali ke-2...mati hidup balik belum tentu aku mau...memang offer macam tu buat org tempted...dengan ape aku dapat sekarang, di tambahkan...sudah tentu aku hidup senang...tapi macam bini aku cakap...dia tamau hidup senang tapi batang hidung susah nampak...aku pun tak nak anak aku tak kenal aku...sayu weh hati...

jadi setelah acap kali memujuk, org HTC tuh tanya kalau ade kawan2 yg sama level ngan aku...dengan sinis aku berkata "nak cari org expert cam aku dalam bidang aku? boleh cuba, tapi gerenti susah"...dia tergelak sebab dia cakap memang betul pun...memang la aku betul...kalau gaji je besar, setakat kontrak kat masa2 susah nak cari keja ni...saper yg nak...gila ke...dari keja tetap masuk kontrak...cari pasal namanya...

Ikutkan hati memang mau...kalau aku gila duit...dah lama aku apply dan cuba nasib...tapi aku segila itu lagi...selalunya macam ni lah berlaku...bila aku dah start keja kat company baru, mesti ade yg offer dan offer lagi...buat aku susah nak tetapkan iman...tapi takpe, plan aku ialah...setelah aku mendapatkan sarjana...sudah tentu aku akan demand...tunggu dan lihat...dengan keizinan tuhan...

Kini tersenyum bangga

2009-10-14T08:51:00.002+08:00

Dengan berbekal kelayakan yang tak seberapa, aku mampu tersenyum dan tersengih bangga keseorangan...dulu masa aku start keja, gaji aku ciput nak mampus...skang aku duk kat ofis sydney buat keja dengan hati yang tenang. Seronok juga merantau sekali sekala, lagi2 apabila kos ditanggung oleh syarikat. Minggu lepas aku conquer bandar syney, pegi darling harbour, the rocks and sydney opera house bersama2 si isteri. Aku dah lama berhutang dengan bini bab honeymoon. Sampai anak sorang dah baru pegi honeymoon. Sydney memang best. Sangat unik...duk tgh bandar, hujung minggu leh pegi pantai yg jaraknya 30minit dari bandar...naik feri pegi.

2 hari berjalan2 kat sydney memang tak cukup...banyak lagi tempat aku nak terejah...tapi apakan daya...masa terhad...lain kali la nampaknya.

Bezanya org cina, india, melayu dan org mat salleh aussie ialah courtesy mereka dalam kerja seharian. Paling obvious sekali, bila kita pegi kedai. Kat malaysia, sarang jarang org meniaga cakap benda baik2...paling kuat pun terima kasih. Beza kat sini, walaupun beli benda bodoh pun, dia akan wish kita. Contoh, aku pergi beli sim card no aussie...aku gi vodafone. Mereka dengan penuh sopan walaupun muka pecah rumah abis cakap...

ME: Hi hello, may i know about your pre-paid.
Vodafone Staff: I'm sorry sir, i'm with a customer right now, i will be with you shortly.
ME: (dalam hati, cis muka je garang...sopan nyer!) Yeah, no problem mate.
(selepas 5 minit)
Vodafone Staff: Sorry to make you wait sir...how may i help you

dalam masa aku meriki dan bertanya...bila aku puas hati...aku beli...masa tu dia nak tukar syif, ganti dengan org lain...

Vodafone: I'm sorry sir, Mr Yang will take over for me, have a nice day...

jadi ape aku nak ketengahkan...diorang sangat bersopan santun lebih dari org melayu, india or cina...kalau kita kat malaysia, kita selalu dengar malaysian hospitality...melayu sopan santun and all that...jadi mengikut pengalaman dan pengamatan...kita la bangsa paling tak sopan santun sebenarnya...mereka kalau menutup sesuatu conversation, selalu akan wish u, "all the best, have a great weekends" dan paling bodo pun..."cheers mate!"

Tapi susahnya di sini ialah makanan...jarang sangat dapat makan daging or ayam...aku dapat chance ayam tu pun sebab, bos aku ajak lunch...tapi beramai2...jadi mereka concern on ape aku makan...sebab di mata mereka...muka aku cam muka ikan...hari2 pun makan ikan...jadi mereka tanya kedai tu sama ada ade daging halal tak...and yes diorang sebut "do u serve halal meat here?"...nasib aku sangat baik...ayam dia halal...daging tak halal...so aku melanyak ayam sepuas2nya....

Semalam aku baru dapat peluang nak makan nasi...itu makan kat korean food seafood...baru aku tahu betapa manisnya rasa nasi setelah 1 minggu tak merasa nasi...hahahaha...jadi bila isteri aku kata syok nya duduk kat negara org...sejuk and all tapi aku still pilih negara aku sendiri sebab semua perfect, makanan, senangnya nak semayang...lagipun sini rokok mahal nak mampus...15 aussie dollar...syukur dengan rega rokok yg baru 9.30 ringgit malaysia....haha...Jadi rata2 org aussie bila dtg negara dengan tak malunya mengaku...diorang akan makan banyak dan shopping banyak2...sebab diorang pun tak suka shopping kat sini sebab sumer pun mahal...

Aku berborak dengan colleague aku pasal anak...mereka cakap average mereka spend 1200 AUD untuk day care centre permonth...aku plak cakap...aku cuma spend 100 ringgit upah org jaga anak aku... 30AUD ngan 1200 AUD...agak2nya kita beruntung atau tidak pasal perbelanjaan hidup...

I am looking forward to coming back to malaysia....i miss my daughter and my wife

So far So good

2009-10-01T10:27:00.002+08:00

Bila tgk belakang, macam2 dah jadi...bila tgk hari ni...kita boleh tersenyum sendirian...ade manis, ade pahit...aku semenjak ini, takde la nak letak entry baru...aku selalu juga buka blog, pastu dalam perasaan nak mengarang sesuatu, fikiran aku terbantut...dalam hati berbisik, tak perlu lah blog, duduk diam2 surf internet lebih bahagia...mungkin juga, mungkin juga tidak...Hari raya aku sambut dengan kesederhaan...bagi org lain kesederhanaan itu dari segi perbelanjaan dan preparation....tapi mesti nak ade benda baru nak dibeli...paling bodo pun baju melayu...aku tahun ni sikit haram pun tak kuarkan belanja....baju melayu tak ku beli...aku buat tak tahu aje...pakai tahun yg lepas2 pun ok ape...

Bini aku cuma beli sepasang aku rasa...itu pun aku tak pasti...Hari raya pertama aku sambut dengan mertua...petang tu aku sambut dengan org tua aku...rumah yg aku ziarah cuma makcik sedara aku kat kem wardieburn dan mak cik bini aku tuh tak sampai 10 minit pun jaraknya...anak aku dah melalak2 tak puas hati sebab mengantuk...dia nak tido...nak travel ade anak kecil agak susah...terhad sunggu masa...kena ikut masa dia pulak...bila dia cukup tido...baru boleh fikir nak berjalan...jadi raya ini terlampau sederhana...baju untuk anak pun aku tak beli...ape2 pun takde baru...sumer perkara recycle ajeh...

Selain menonton tv di hari raya sampai lebam...takde menda lain aku buat...masa aku habis banyak melayan anak...pastu adela sedara mara dtg umah...tu je la...tapi hasil kutipan duit raya anak agak memberangsangkan...kalaulah senario anak aku tak meragam dan aku boleh bawak dia beraya...dah tentu aku boleh terangsang dengan kutipan duit raya anak aku...

Aku dulu ingat masa aku budak...aku jarang dapat duit raya...sebab bapak aku ajar pergi umah org jangan sibuk duit raya...kita dtg untuk berziarah...lagipun kebanyakan sedara belah bapak aku...ade sikit kedekut walaupun duit berkepuk...lama aku tak heran dah ade duit raya atau tidak...keja aku melanyak makanan...sebab sedara belah pak aku jarang ikut tradisi buat lemang atau ketupat dan rendang....atas meja mesti lain dari yg lain...ade 1 kejadian...aku sampai, umah dia serve meehun goreng je...TERBAIK!!!! mana nak cari meehun time 2 hari raya pertama...dia la satu2 rumah buat meehun special...ade ayam goreng, telur dan lain2 site dish untuk meehun goreng...aku layan 2 pinggan...

Hari raya aku paling tak makan nasi impit ngan rendang...selalunya aku akan desak mak aku untuk masak paling bodo pun spaghetti...haha...tapi mak aku selalu tak buat sebab tak pernah dibuat org...raya kedua baru ade makanan western ke, italian ke...terpulanglah...mak aku terlalu mengikutkan kebiasaan org melayu...kita ubah sikit style...tak salah...tapi aku pecah kebiasaan tu...mungkin aku nak buat hari raya pertama...aku nak suruh bini aku buat Club Sandwich (org kaya style) serve with fries and other stuff...hahahaha...mungkin org menyambut baik...mungkin org berbulu sebab dtg dengan harapan nak lanyak rendang...

Aku sengaja ambil cuti lama masa raya tuh...almost seminggu tak masuk ofis...pegi ade apa pun...sama la jugak...aku bukak laptop, main game...tak pun lebih tak senonoh..mengeteh berjam2...haha...itu aje aku cerita...

Pilunya Jiwa

2009-09-17T19:27:00.004+08:00

Menulisnya aku disini - fakulti pengurusan maklumat, kampus puncak perdana a.k.a kampus tapir. Sunyi tempat ni 3 hari sebelum Hari Raya, duduknya aku sorang2 sambil menelaah dan sambil itu juga menulis cerpen 5 posen untuk hari ini. Walaupun dah lama tak mengemaskini blog ni...aku tetap setia menulis sambil memegang setin teh limau ais cap season, mengunyah murtabak daging yg kurang sedap, tapi rezeki, tetap ku telan untuk mengisi perut dan memperoleh tenaga untuk menjawab test pengaturcaraan laman web.

Sepi jiwa...mengenang aku isteri dan anak aku dirumah...baru sahaja aku bertikam lidah dengan isteriku gara2 kurang perhatian terhadapnya...kepala aku dilanda denyutan dibahagian kiri tempurung kepala aku...masuk angin agaknya...rata2 semua pelajar dah balik raya...jadi fakulti ini bagaikan aku yang punya...hahaha...

Tghari tadi...sedang aku berfikir...kekurangan duit poket untuk bulan ini...aku teruskan dengan membaca nota2...terbayang juga mana nak dapatkan duit nak hidup sampai akhir bulan...berdering telefonku melihat no. yg tak aku kenali...nak angkat ke tak nak? mau tidak, hari ini aje dah 2 org agen insuran meng-offer pakej2 insuran yg rata2 sumer aku dah amik...malas nak dengar, mau aje cakap..."tak mohlah...jangan call bleh"...tapi terfikir mereka juga mencari rezeki, mereka menjalan tanggungjawab,..jadi aku layan sebaik yg aku rasa boleh...aku bagi mereka peluang habiskan "karangan text" yg telah disediakan...dah abis? ini jawapan ku.."maaf kurang berminat sebab dah amik banyak insuran...."...

Berbalik kepada no. tidak dikenali...terus sapaan di mulakan...helo...kraken ye?"saper kah itu sana tanyaku"..."Hairul HGTC" sambutnya...ah aku kenal dia ni...bos kepada company HGTC yg dulu pernah aku berurusan membangunkan laman webnya...kali ini dia minta aku buatkan 1 lagi website untuk company barunya...dia nak cepat...jadi aku janjikan dalam 24jam pasti siap kalau tidak ada ape2 masalah...hati dia gembira...sebab ternyata dia terdesak menginginkan laman web itu dibangunkan sepantas kilat!...aku pun lebih kurang terdesak nak duit raya...haha~

Ah! rezeki dtg dilimpahi oleh maha kuasa....syukurku ke hadratmu...hati kembali ceria...

Yeh!!! Akhirnya...

2009-08-14T11:21:00.003+08:00

Yeh akhirnya!!! Aku dapat cedok sumer assignment yang ada...hahaha...aku ni bukan bangsa malas...tatkala tersepit dengan masa, famili, keja (kononnya busy)...dan oooh ayra zahra play time..aku sememangnya cuma sekelumit masa untuk digunakan...jadi aku gunakan dengan sebaik mungkin untuk main game, main poker dan tido...haha...jadi, permasalahan ini agak genting...kalau tak buat assignment...tak dapat la aku bachelor degree yg aku idam idam kan...sumer kawan2 dah ade bertahun2 yang lalu...aku baru je nak ada...

Jadi untuk tidak menggagalkan rancangan cedokan ke lapan...ye sudah lapan sem aku mencedok sana sini untuk melepasi rintangan...aku dengan berhemat meneliti content2 assignment tersebut dan mengubahnya untuk dijadikan hak milik kraken...Ahad lepas kenduri aqiqah anak aku...aku hanya menjemput segelintir sahaja rakan dan taulan...maklumlah...menjemput rakan2 bukanlah keistimewaan aku...cuma mana2 yg kebetulan terpacul namanya dalam phone aku...aku telefon lah...tapi aku tak suka call fumble n jah lagidah...haha...mereka tak pernah call aku :( aku benci mereka...

Any aqiqah anak berjalan sukses...cuma cameraman - cameraman sekalian secara rela dtg lambat...jadi tiadalah gambar ketika mencukur jambul...cuma ade waktu makan2 aje...haih...sedang famili dan rakan2 lain bergelak ketawa...aku berperang dengan pinggan dan mangkuk...cuci geng...cuci kasi kilat~

Aku tak cuti hari isnin...penat gila...abg aku yg cuma jadi penyambut tetamu tuh pun cuti letih...jadi untuk menghiburkan hati, aku ajak kawan2 ofis pegi makan kat bukit kuda klang...ade saper2 kenal tempat makan telor berlada kat bukit kuda, klang? kalau mau pegi...halo aku...aku bawak korang, tempat cara...lepas makan kenyang2 boleh menunaikan solat nak tunjuk tanda syukur kerana memberi rezeki kepada anda tak kurang bersyukur...

Kawan2 aku kata nak tgk moto beso...jadi aku singgah lah kat chear moto bukit kuda...dalam melihat2 moto...aku teringatkan yang ade barang nak kena beli...jadi aku belilah glove dan visor helmet aku...yeh!!!! cukup bergaya!!! Kan ku tunggang moto bagaikan belalang perkasa hitam dan belalang tempur

Aku cukup gembira~

Bila lutut lemah, mata kuyu, otak lembab...malas la namanya

2009-07-29T12:32:00.002+08:00

Pagi2 ade sikit tenaga, tapi seru tak mari lagi nak buat keja...tapi aku gagahkan jugak buat keja sebab kesian tgk member request kat suruh upload dia nyer doc masuk portal office sejak 2 minggu lalu...tapi aku selalu lupa...tak pun ade keja lain lebih urgent...kononnya la keja urgent padahal aku melara je asik main mafia wars...hahaha...

hari ni aku dah sikit down...ape nak buat ye? hmm...main internet lagilah...main puas2...sambil2 main2 tuh aku terasa body takde tenaga...hish malasnya rasa...nak gi lunch ni pun dah rasa malas...jadi aku check la email gitu gini...ade la berita baik...syukur...tapi hari ni aku officially declare tak mau buat kerja...haha...bos pun takde...ini ade gak aku balik awal ni...keh keh keh...

anyway, bukan bangsa malas...tapi kadang kala aje...selalunya keja siap sekejap je walaupun ade masa seminggu nak siapkan...betapa produktifnya aku ketika konsentrasi tinggi! kesian je la kawan2 ofis...kadang2 tgh cakap ngan aku...aku tak perasan pun...haha....melilau mata aku tgk ofis...ape nak buat...masing dengan keja masing2...aku plak..haih...gone case...

ape yeh nak buat lagi?

1-facebook - check
2-email - check
3-dengar lagu - check
4-main game-check
5-gayut ngan bini-check...
6- tido - belum lagi!

When i'm starting to love this job

2009-07-23T15:26:00.003+08:00

Its been 6 months i worked here...everything is good, everything is peachy...i do not require to follow any rules, once in a while i came to the office late...really late...nobody would care...my boss just like oh whatever...i do not have any datelines, tight schedule or whatever involving me chasing up the time. I never in rush...my college is 15 minutes away...but why oh why good things are not meant to last.

When i was offered this job, they said it is a permanent position..but why in the hell it is not now? in fact with no increment....thats is cruel...its not point beating my ass to improve every processes and implement new ideas if there is no benefits of it...haih...now my contract will end on 31st august...status whether contract extended? i don't know...ahhh...what kind job is this...its not easy to get a job at this time...competition too stiff and the requirements are too strict, the salary is too low for my level...

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Last night after my class, there was a somewhat serious at the same time funny...while i was on my back...i saw my friend...and he is from KPDNHEP...its been long i haven't seen him around campus...at that there come a dvd girl....my friend called the girl..."Amoi, mari sini...itu hari saya sudah warning, ni buat lagi...5 minit saya bagi baik lu cabut...nanti siap lu"....

I said to my friend, "i know its your job handling pirated stuff...don't kacau ler...aku suka doh dvd haram...murah lagi senang"...my friend just smile...he said "bukan aku nak kacau...just its not nice if there is higher ranking officer around, and they know i'm around and not warn these guys...i would be help responsible"..he continued "anyway, i'm aiming towards bigger fish, not these small guys"..."i've confiscate their dvds before...but it seems they do not care about the warning..."...i smiled, shook his hand....

i do understand his job...its not he wanted to, but it is his obligation to do so...and why not...previous after his confiscate those stuff...he always share and give for free! lagi untung...haha

Finally, the forum is up...

2009-07-13T16:36:00.002+08:00

Hectic...1 one describe everything...pretty much occupied with personal stuff and work as well as studies...yesterday i made a call to mus reminding him to upload the forum i have created...fortunate i was he was a bit free yesterday and he made it done. Now for those is xfreshers...do stop by at http://www.legendoxf.com and most welcome to join...relive the old days i would say...

Busy Life Starts Again

2009-07-07T10:25:00.003+08:00

Here i am at the point a lot of things to do and a lot in my mind i want to do. This month i will be starting my night class again...huh~this is tiring, full swing 5 days straight in hope that this is my last semester for my part time course. I have to admit it is a bit too heavy, but i no longer have interest to prolonged this process. Besides that, i have a daughter to take care of, so, i need to push myself to finish what ever things left undone.

Hmm...now i have this one dilemma...my current job does not offer the security that i wanted. No fringe benefits...and no shit...i might terminated anytime they want...so back to job hunting...haih...what a pain staking process...

My poor little baby having blisters and rashes at her bottom. Nappy rash very hard to avoid since these days diapers is necessity for babies. Need to bring my daughter to see a doctor and have her bottom's taken look at. Pity my daughter...haih...very worried.

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Cerita paling terkini...

Semalam aku mc, demam...aku puasa dukung anak aku atau rapat ngan anak...sedih hati aku rasa...mau ku sayang-sayang anak aku...tapi tak boleh...terkilan jiwa raga aku hanya tengok dari jauh...masuk ofis hari ni...ramai jugak yang amik cuti sakit...ooo macam biasa lah...tempat ni ternak virus penyakit manusia selain virus komputer...

paling cibainya...ade la pengurus teknikal diimport dari australia naik hangin...pasal ape? ramai sangat mc...terpekik telolong lah dia..."I couldn't believe this! This place is full with sick people"...dah nak buat cemaner...mat salleh macam kamu juga pembawak H1N1...lagi mau marah...takkan nak paksa org dtg keja demam2 tuh...kalau sumer dah jangkit..kan lagi ramai sakit...cam member vinod aku cakap...that guy is sick in the head~

I r Daddy~

2009-06-30T14:12:00.003+08:00

This blog been left not updated for quite a while. Everytime i wanted to to update it? it seems either i have no friggin' idea, i dunno what to share and plain don't have the time. Last week my wife gave birth to a healthy baby girl. Not even the usual Jaundice! Grateful i am.

Saturday morning, a day before my wife went for contraction...my wife and I went to the lawyer office to sign a loan agreement. On the way back, my wife complains that she had a stomach pain...similar to when she's on pms. I said to her "honey, if u want to give birth, do it now...the road is clear!"
Around 4pm she told me that she had the same pain again...but this time with mild blood stains. She panicked and told my mom. My mom said it just early sign of due.
About 8pm, the pain getting frequent...upon 10pm, i've decided to bring my wife to the hospital.
The nurse check and its confirmed. My wife will be giving birth.
I asked the nurse to give my wife an epidural to help her with the pain. Yes it work wonders.
By the time my wife need to push the baby out...she doesn't feel a single pain, in between contractions, the doctor cracks a lil bit of jokes and wife thrown into laughter.
By 2.44am sunday, my daughter was born.

It was unbelievable, i am a father...the feel of responsibility and love towards the baby. Having a child does take a toll on my sleeping habits, previously, i would sleep as much as i can...now, i have to wake up every time my baby cries.

Muka Pakau

2009-06-15T14:32:00.002+08:00

Ape lagi nak buat diwaktu kerja kekurangan di pejabat...bosannya...takkan nak asik baca artikel...terjojol biji mata nanti...awal2 dulu, aku tak berapa nak main facebook ni...bagi aku sama aje...komuniti...tapi bini tetap nak main facebook...so dengan perasaan tamau kalah...aku lanyaklah sama facebook...aku godek2...aku dah pening...maklumlah...baru2 lagi dengan facebook nih...lepas seketika...aku makin bosan dengan kerja...jadi aku lanyak lagi facebook...

Ade la apek ni dia nampak aku main facebook..."bro...ade mafia wars tak...manyak syok woh~kasi join gang aku la~"...aku semacam pelik...pejadah pulak benda tuh...so aku pun gi section application...aku pun join la natang ni...woooh...terubat jiwa aku kebosanan...meneruskan aktiviti ular aku...ade la aku borak dengan si gendut tuh...si rizal dah gila main poker...sana sini nak main poker...tak leh hidup takde poker...aku pun jadi gatal...pejadah pulak ni...

Aku try lah...hish tak pahamnya aku nak main benda ni...aku pun layan lah...uiiiiiii~syoknya main benda2 takde pekdah nih...aku skang dah duk gila bantai main poker kat facebook...haha...seronoknya bukannya main pakai duit betul...org bukannya nak main pakai duit betul sangat...cuma nak seronok2 aje.

krakenxv.com here to stay

2009-06-02T10:53:00.002+08:00

Last month i did mentioned that will no longer sustain krakenxv.com... but suddenly, i felt i should retain krakenxv.com. I don't why i felt that way...officially krakenxv.com will be here until 2010...after that...different story...currently i spent most of time doing side-income project. Some web-designing and system development with few of my friends. Not much, "adalah duit kopi sikit"...so my modus operandi would be...cheap as hell services...superb design and quality....biasa lah kan...but i do shove proper documentations...contract, sign off...bla bla bla...so, no hanky-panky and no say only...

Work load in the office is not stagnant...got few other out of scope job i'm doing...but most of it...web developments...heh...office is quite this week...last 2 weeks we got 2 fights...so some entertainment there. Other than that, pretty much waiting for my soon to be born child. What else ye happened...em em em...oh yeah...for those who is an old xfreshers...i have prepared forum for us to relive the old days...for those who is not xfreshers...most welcome to join the forum that will be uploaded soon. I'll keep you posted! Need final adjustments on the forum.

Till then, Stay tune.

When there is a will, There is a way

2009-05-12T16:17:00.005+08:00

After i have gotten bored playing Command & Conquer Tiberium Wars series, i was itchy playing games again. I've started playing games since i was 7...i think i was 7...the first game console i had is micro genius...my father would spend hundreds of ringgit buying game cartridges. Just imagine that time, micro genius cartridges would cost 100-150! Being a kid i am...what do i care...i just wanted to play games and my father would bought it just to make sure i do not play outside the house. Sounds bad isn't it? Nope...actually it was good thing for me and my parents would feel relieved...

My parents house situated somewhere secluded...my parents' house when in early 90's is underdeveloped and have a lots of woods surrounded, not to mentioned, abandoned house development at the back of the house. Before i was presented with video games, i used to play a lot in the woods and at the abandoned housing area. I used to slingshots monkeys and dogs, play somewhere nearby small swamps (oh yes! there are few small swamps around)...bump and bruises, dirty all the times and being naughty (very naughty in the scale of 10, i would be 10) does not concern my parents. What my parents concern was if shits happens while i was playing in the those dangerous places. So my father decided to give me a video game.

I was hooked with it...can't stop playing it day and night...it was pure ecstacy for 7 year old me. I do play outside twice a week with my friends...but most of the time...i will be infront of the tv and playing video games. Few years afterwards...the gaming technology gets better and better...my father bought me SNES (Super Nintendo) and few years after that, the Playstation. I remembered my neighbourhood friends was racing to show who got the better game console, from sega, to super nintendo, that time it was fun, exhanging games, who said playing video games does not make you new friends. I make a lot of friends...but something freaky tho' with my neighbourhood. There is always a season for everything. I remembered there was biking season, you see every kids in the neighbourhood getting a mountain bike...and so does i...then, there is roller blades season...hey, i'm not excluded...i do have a pair....then badminton season...all the kids will play badminton...rounders season...and bla bla bla...but those things stop when most of the kids becoming teenagers...well, good things bound to phase out...the streets getting quieter every year...no longer there is season of something...no longer i see my friends...they all grown up and becoming adults...well that is another story for it...

In my secondary school years...i spent little time with my friends...after school, off i go sprinting back home just to taste my playstation...i stopped playing games when i entered varsity. I got a car...and off i go being young adult...hanging out with friends, socializing...my mother got worried again...so she told my brother to do something to control my "outings"...Simple solution it is...my brother bought me Playstation 2...HEH...no playstation can stop me from hanging out...i do play playstation 2 my brother bought me...after graduating...i stopped playing games ...end up my brother addicted playing games...haha...Well eventually i got married...and there goes my bachelor life style...hmm what do in my free times...yes! video games of course...my brother bought himself a Playstation 3...BUT there is not a lot of games...i started playing pc games last year...and off i go...consumed with joy like i used to be when i was 7.

Buying games or a console is not an option for me due to financial constraint...so pc games is a good choice...buying the pirated dvd games?...fuck you...a technology literate i am...I download it of course! After few rounds of CNC...i was itchy again...what games i want to play...i missed playing final fantasy tactics...so there i was...finding a way to play final fantasy games...hmm...aha! there is a way to play those "antic" games on pc...here me out for those who don't know...u can't play console games on pc platforms...after some readings...kaching! there is a way...the first trial and error is final fantasy tactics for gameboy...now i played console and handheld games on my pc...what a bliss, what a bliss!

Amazed with pc technology...we can do anything with it...but with limitations of course...after finishing my gameboy games...i'm moving on to playstation games...oh u must be wondering...what happened to my playstation (psx, psone) console...broken of couse...since i have a way to play playstation games on my pc...who fuck cares about buying the console....the best part...its fucking free...Last week i came home as usual...then there is some peculiar thing under my dad's 52" Plasma TV....well, i do not bother much about it until my brother came home...

Me: Brother, what is that thing...??
Big Bro: Wii...
Me: Heh...u bought wii? Banyak duit...(yes my brother have a lot of money)
Big Bro: No...i traded it with my PS3...since PS3 doesn't have pirated games...so traded it off with somebody who is dying to get a PS3...so the dude agreed to trade with his wii...
Me: Heh...very smart...
Big Bro: I need a game that moves a lot...
Me: Wii...i don't think it will make u sweat!
Big Bro: (Chuckles)...u'll see

How wrong i was....it was a tiring game...u have to move a lot...i mean A LOT...i break my sweat after 15 minutes playing it...cool! Doubling my bliss...my brother's wii...now...i do not have to worry a lot about free time...i can choose to play my games on pc...or if i feel a bit "diligent"...i will play with the wii....In case you guys wondering how to play gameboy/nintendo DS/playstation on your pc...ask me...

Ta-da! One of the gameboy games i've successfully executed on my notebook

10 Reasons it's good to be me~

2009-05-11T12:31:00.002+08:00

Sometimes we compare ourselves to our peers, some we feel good because life has been good to us but some felt that life does not fair. We see a lot more on unfairness, this unfairness overshadow the feel good area. So, i've done some thinking and comparing myself with my peers. Hence come the 10 reasons why its good to be me.

Education Level not so high - Salary Quite High.
Got Car and finalizing getting a house.
Still have a job!
Got a bike
Got a wife
Will soon be a father
Job not so demanding (flexbile hours, no pressure, no chasing datelines) - highly paid!
Boss does not breath on my neck/care what i do/does not disturb me
Happy
My life ain't that shitty (always been good)

Not so much of list but hey...most important, i'm not miserable and whining whats shitty about life...for once, be grateful what we have compared to other people who is less fortunate. Some of friends, lost their job...some of friends, highly educated, but the salary is so-so...

Be grateful for those who is fortunate. I just hate whiners.

Laju nya moto dia pegi

2009-05-06T12:01:00.002+08:00

Ungkapan yang selalu aku ucapkan tatkala di melayari "sungai hitam" DUKE. Sebelum ada DUKE, aku selalu merentasi mahameru, bangsar dan terus ke federal highway...hari2 aku akan sumpah seranah sebab ade pemandu kereta yang kurang alert dengan pengunaan side mirror dan terus pangkah lane...dah banyak kali aksi sebegini aku lakukan:

"PUKIMAK PUNYA MANUSIA!"
atau
"BONGOK LESEN AMIK KAT INDON KE"
atau
"HOI!"

Sambil melayangkan JARI BANGSAWAN ketika terpekik...sedikit extreme...aku menendang sisi pintu, kalau dia berani...meh lah berhenti tapi jalan...selalunya pembawa kereta memang berani nak marah org...tapi bila jumpa org yg lebih berani selain dari marah...mereka akan akur dengan kehendak aku...iaitu...minta ampun sama aku...sebab jalan ni, bapak aku punya...atau aku punya...hhaahaha...kembali dari tersasarnya cerita sebenar.

Aku tak lagi ikut jalan jam strawberry tuh...sebab menyusahkan aku untuk merempit dengan kuasa maksima...kawan aku suggest guna duke dan terus ke nkve...aku tak tahu...sekarang aku dah tahu...jalan kosong je walaupun PEAK HOURS! ajaib? bukan dong...sebab tol dia mahal...1 tol kalau dah cas rm2...saper tak menitik air mata hari2 geng. Jalan yg berjutaan ringgit tuh...moto je banyak pakai...terima kasih rakyat malaysia yg kedekut...tak pernah aku bawak kurang dari 130km/j...selalunya 140km/j...sekali sekala 160km/j....tapi tak syoknya...highway tu jadi tumpuan superbike juga...sepi jiwa aku rasa apabila sedang enak merentasi...vrrroooom...aiseh...sekali moto besar da yg memecut...

Jiwa aku memberontak....aku juga ingin moto besar....

War Field

2009-04-28T12:23:00.002+08:00

The first time i joined Wimax NOC, it was a calm office space. Everybody was friendly and always smile. Early april marked the new face of Wimax NOC environment shifted to war mode. NOC team having a lot problems with theirs sites availability, last week, we suffered 10 sites offline at one time. Whose to blame? Now thats the nasty part...NOC getting the pressure from the top mgmt as well as clients...

Summary of fights in Wimax NOC:

1. There is 1 IP Core Engineer from Bangladesh will deny anything...when i mean deny, he denies everything...all the problems does not comes from him...and he's tag line will be "I DON'T KNOW"...well made a doodie on his part where he rebooted a server. Remote Technical Support team complains to Ops Director. The Ops Director asked the dude whether the server has been rebooted...well as expected, he denies it...what a fucker...wrong move...he got crucified by the ops director infront of everybody...not only that, he got he's colleague involved. Pity.

2. NOC Manager vs. Field Ops Manager. The story goes site alarm having a problem. The fields ops manager was furious because not being informed of the problems. He confronted the NOC manager. A fight broke between those two...tension built and here we go, The field ops manager said NOC Manager is incompetant...the NOC Manager said fields ops manager only speak of bullshit and irrelevant to him. The ops director sits quietly in the middle and just let them get it on...cool eyh...

3. NOC Manager crucified in managers meeting by ops director. What more to say...

4. All the managers getting whooped by ops director.

Welcome to the club, Rauff~

2009-04-21T13:02:00.003+08:00

For those who don't know and knows a guy named achmed rauff, here's an announcement...he got married last Saturday...it was a simple wedding yet complete. Not lot of his friends were around...i assume either he don't fuck invite or the people he invited got other shit to do...so either way...that is not the main point.

The story begins....

I know this fuck face since i was in uitm...yep...nothing can sum him better than a fuck face. We have gone through life together a lot...he met his wife also in uitm while having the same class with her...being a pussy he is...i sort of give him a challenge...so at the end of the "short story", the wife became the gf...a year after they took off in their love boat...i met my wife and a year later got married....never i have seen a love drama better than rauff and his little women. Why i say that? in rauff's love chapter has all the criteria to make a story or a 300 pages novel.

Why not?...they got betrayal, family feuds, and other love tragedy...Rauff wanted to get married early...but barriers holds him down...and finally, last week he got married after 1 year on and off drama. Congratulations to both of you...now comes the best part...does the all the sweat, fighting make them stronger in relationship? another interesting life chapter. LoL...

There is one point our wives thought that we're gay...just imagine, rauff and i spend most of our school times together...then rauff continue studying, while i jump into the labor market. After a while, rauff and i worked at the same office, being roommate...u can say rauff and i can write a book on what is friendship...he knows a lot about my life and the same i am knowing a lot about his life...my wife once concern that i'm not close as i used to be with rauff...that is not the case...sometimes we may not seem friendly to each other or not even a call saying hi...we ain't a wuss calling each other just to say hi...we are bonded with a friendship that even my cousins and i have. Along the road...even 1o years from now and we never contacted each other...we are still friends as we are today.

Currently i'm having difficulties sinking the idea he's married...i always see him as singular entity with another entity called partner...but never 2 entities as one...rauff + wife = time taking reality. Denial? i don't know...maybe...maybe not...just the way i view rauff as a single person keeps on enjoying what he has currently rather than what will he be doing in the future. To end my short story...good luck to u in your final stage of your relationship...cheers!

A week of Random slur 01

2009-04-16T16:10:00.003+08:00

Starting this week, i will pick randomly anybody or anything that i felt like to insult. The blabbering might be gibberish and doesn't make any sense.

For those felt they are being insulted...please do not feel insulted...because it is maybe just a coincidence.

FANTASY ACADEMY's theatrics are so rife with ignorance, erroneous information, and poorly conceived notions of deconstructionism that I hardly know where to begin. Even disregarding obvious errors like its insistence that it's the best thing to come along since the invention of sliced bread, the fallacies of its claims are glaring to those of us who have educated ourselves about the implications of propagandism. I would like to start by discussing its tractates, mainly because they make me don't understand the whole objectives of its birth. The thing I'm the most don't understand about is that it has conceived the project of reigning over opinions and of conquering neither kingdoms nor provinces but the human mind. If this project succeeds then coprophagous, amateurish quacks will be free to practice human sacrifice on a grand scale in some sort of two-faced death cult. Even worse, it will be an insult for anyone to say anything about how FANTASY ACADEMY insists that "products of their program" are spare parts in the entertainment industry repertoire—mere optional extras. Has anyone, at any time, ever been more wrong? I hardly know. But I will stake the immortality of my soul that FANTASY ACADEMY's failure to produce those who is able to grasp the concept of "lie, hypocrasy or connive at half-truths is so politically incorrect that FANTASY ACADEMY's helots should reevaluate their cherished assumptions about Lysenkoism." If you doubt this, just ask around.

I have long been under the impression that there is obviously an insane dimension to FANTASY ACADEMY's "transformation". Or, if "insane" is too narrow of a term, perhaps you'd prefer "grotty". In any case, my general thesis is that FANTASY ACADEMY will stop at nothing to leach integrity and honor from our souls. This may sound outrageous but if it were fiction I would have thought of something more credible. As it stands, once one begins thinking about free speech, about prissy barbarians who use ostracism and public opinion to prevent the airing of views contrary to their own uneducated beliefs, one realizes that the last time I told FANTASY ACADEMY's serfs that I want to call your attention to the problem of subversive simpletons they declared in response, "But 'metanarratives' are the root of tyranny, lawlessness, overpopulation, racial hatred, world hunger, disease, and rank stupidity." Of course, they didn't use exactly those words, but that's exactly what they meant. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: When FANTASY ACADEMY hears anyone say that it wants nothing other than absolute ideological and moral lockdown, its answer is to squander irreplaceable treasures. That's similar to taking a few drunken swings at a beehive: it just makes me want even more to investigate its empty-headed principles, ideals, and objectives.

I believe I have finally figured out what makes program like FANTASY ACADEMY remove society's moral barriers and allow perversion to prosper. It appears to be a combination of an overactive mind, lack of common sense, assurance of one's own moral propriety, and a total lack of exposure to the real world. If one believes statements like, "The bogeyman is going to get us if we don't agree to FANTASY ACADEMY's demands," one is, in effect, supporting discourteous dingbats. Let me try to put this in perspective: FANTASY ACADEMY's goal is to subvert existing lines of power and information. How voluble is that? How polyloquent? How venal?

Whether or not you realize this, FANTASY ACADEMY thinks that it can make me contract leprosy and be forced to live out my benighted days shunned by humanity, ringing a bell, and shying away from sharps and open flames if it can effectuate the downfall of all that is decent and civilized. To top that off, its worshippers actually believe the bunkum they're always mouthing. That's because these sorts of counter-productive numskulls are idealistic, have no sense of history or human nature, and they think that what they're doing will improve the world one day. In reality, of course, FANTASY ACADEMY has worn out its welcome. I explained the reason for that just a moment ago. If you don't mind, though, I'll go ahead and explain it again. To begin with, we must do what comes naturally. To do anything else, and I do mean anything else, is a complete waste of time.

Why can't we find even one well-designed, peer-reviewed, longitudinal study that clearly demonstrates that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to cripple FANTASY ACADEMY's enemies politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically? Probably because no comprehensive study has ever drawn such a refractory conclusion. In contrast, many studies indicate that FANTASY ACADEMY says that it's perfectly safe to believe in stardom. But then it turns around and says that fetishism resonates with the body's natural alpha waves. You know, you can't have it both ways, FANTASY ACADEMY. Not only have noxious schmoes decided to glorify their codices by dressing them up as moral and righteous prerogatives but their reinterpretations of historic events are being debated as though they were actually reasonable. FANTASY ACADEMY's crusades don't accomplish anything useful because they don't deal with the real issue. The real issue is that FANTASY ACADEMY wants to produce a large number of absolutely offensive extravagancies, most libidinous-to-the-core indecencies, and, above all, the most hateful blasphemies against everything that I hold most sacred and most dear. What's wrong with that? What's wrong is FANTASY ACADEMY's gossamer grasp of reality. While reading this, you may have occasionally asked yourself, "Where is all of this leading?" and, "What is the point exactly?" I deliberately wrote in the style I did so that you may come up with your own conclusions. Therefore, I leave you with only the following:

FANTASY ACADEMY turns its back on our most heartfelt pleas for mercy from their ludicrously pathetic ideology of stardom.

When Name Calling Isn't Swearing

2009-04-09T11:47:00.002+08:00

Funny eyh sometimes swearing can be something we want to call to specific something.

Exit Rob, Enter Stuart

2009-04-03T11:36:00.002+08:00

Setelah aku bekerja di sini, aku mulai faham operasi entiti tersepit antara dua gunung...1 p***** one...1 lagi al*****-lu**** (ALU). Aku di ambil kerja oleh 1 entiti bernama p***** one. Tapi dia terajang aku pegi site office...namanya MS (nama panjang, biarlah rahsia). Kat sini terhimpunlah cerdik pandai dalam telecommunications dan rata2 nama teknologi selalu terlempar sana sini. SME, IPCORE, CSN...bla bla...blur kejap...and percayalah...aku sikit haram masih lagi blur who's who dalam tempat ni...office ni dihuni oleh org bukan 1 kaum tapi seangkatan kiranya.

Basically aku membuatkan kesimpulan, org MS or bukan org MS...abis citer...org bukan MS ni macam Deployment team and contractor yg merempat kat sini...jadi cam tin sardinlah office nih...walaupun besar...tapi duk la mana anda suka...kecuali jangan kacau tempat meja boss, meja surveillance...sesungguhnya mereka2 ni ada sifat ketuanan kawasan...tapi bagusnya sumer pun member walaupun kau bukan dari company yang sama...campur je la...tapi, sumer kena ikut arahan 1 kepala...MS Ops Director...yg ratanya sumer dtg dari ALU. Sumernya mat salleh...takde lagi sejarah org lain...sedang najib jadi PM ke-6, sama la kami di sini...Rob nok klik nu zeeleeng...mari sekor beruk stuart. Dia asal dari australia...Rob MS Ops Director ke-5, dan Stuart adalah MS Ops Director ke-6

Rob muka dia garang nak mampus...tapi peramah lagi nak mampus...dia tak pernah nak marah walaupun muka dia selalu merah nak marah...penyabar betul org tua ni...aku pernah borak dengan big boss ni...dia sebenarnya dah pencen...tapi ALU panggil dia balik untuk kerja...tak tahu sebab...dia terima...sebenarnya dia kat sana ade cafe...kiranya keja after pencen ler....aku susah betul nak faham ape dia cakap...dia bagi aku mat salleh timur ni dia cakap cam cakap mengomel...aku tak paham...aku selalu angguk and agak ape je dia nak...hahaha

Tapi yang paling special tempat ni...takde org pedulik aku kuar masuk...hohoho...bebasnya bekerja kat sini...flexible sungguh...takde punch card and touch card...takde rekod pun~hahahaha...tau tau gaji penuh masuk...kekeke

Cik Siti Ku

2009-03-31T11:21:00.002+08:00

Oh cik siti...kenapa lah kau ni high maintenance sangat...menyusahkan betul...sekali pergi shopping...beratus2 kau mintak...kali ni...kau mintak 5000 plak...kasut kau aje dah 800....tulang kaki kau je dah 1500...ni kau mintak plak set aircond 2800!!! matilah aku!

Sebelum bini aku amuk...baik aku explain...keta aku lah~

tukar keja lagi

2009-03-25T10:55:00.001+08:00

Aku skang keja kat P***** One, KA-CHING!

bila tenung balik...purata aku tukar keja setiap 6 bulan...plus minus...
mungkin agaknya tukar keja lagi dalam masa 6 bulan...haha...

Kenapa org selalu gagal dalam interview?

2009-03-19T12:25:00.002+08:00

Rezeki masing2 tu dah ketentuan tuhan, aku tak nafikan sama sekali hakikat bagi org beragama islam. Aku memang percaya dengan rezeki datangnya dari Allah. Tapi ingat juga, takkan pula rezeki dtg bergolek atau duk bawah batu...kalau tak gerakkan punggung anda, masakan jadinya tarian. Sekarang ekonomi tak berapa memberangsangkan, peluang pekerjaan jadi limited...ya kah? ntahlah...bila aku belek jobstreet or jobsdb or direct company website, still sama...quantity nya banyak juga...tapi dalam jurusan masing2 mungkin terhad...

Tapi mungkin akan mempersoal, siapa aku nak share knowledge and tips2 pegi interview? ni abah segala interview...ke saat ini, sudah tak terkira banyaknya aku pergi interview...dan syukur, rata2 interview aku pegi sumer dapat...peratusan sukses mencecah 85%...dalam masa yang sama, aku ade dapat few interviews lagi ni...so...tgk lah aku akan update ape keja aku dapat nanti...but skang ni aku nak cerita cemaner nak tackle interviewer....

Bahasa Inggeris geng...cakap bahasa melayu boleh kalau interviewer kau melayu and dia start cakap dalam bahasa melayu...tapi kalau cina or india or any other races yang interview...siapkanlah diri ngan bahasa inggeris...aku cerita ni just nak naikkan peratusan sukses...aku tau ade makhluk kat luar sana bahasa inggeris hampeh tapi kerja power...tu kira rezeki lah ye...jadi mana2 yang agak kureng ngan bahasa inggeris...tolonglah gi gesek and polish converse bahasa inggeris...selancar air kalau boleh...sedap je interviewer dengar kau cakap...kalau cakap sangkut2...dia duk nak bagi kerja kat kau pun jadi sangkut2....

Perkara kedua...knowledge dan kebolehan menjual diri serta kemahiran berbentuk lisan...mungkin anda boleh...mungkin anda terlalu cuak...jadi sumer pun terabur...sebenarnya takde ape nak gelabah...memulapun aku camtuh...tergeliat lidah...bila aku amati balik...kalau aku cakap salahpun...ape diorang nak buat, nak marah? nak pukul aku? memang tak la kan...jadi berbicaralah sepertimana kawan2 anda berbicara bila tanya pasal kerja kau, kemahiran kau...anggap macam kawan, tapi ingat dia tu interviewer geng...

Jika boleh, selepas sesi dia duk tanya kau...bila dia cakap ade soalan, jangan malu nak tanya...tanya je...itu hak kau pulak nak tahu...sebab sebenarnya, kalau kau tak bertanya, dia anggap kau tak proaktif...kalau kau boleh bagi pendapat atau solution pada sesuatu perkara, dia akan jadi impress dengan kau kerana kebolehan kau menyelesaikan masalah, kebolehan analisis dan critical thinking...kadang kala dia tak tanya pasal masalah...jadi kau buat 1 contoh case study dan terangkan ape kau boleh buat untuk menyelesaikan masalah tersebut...kalau boleh buat ni...nescaya...berbanggalah...and mungkin disenerai pendek untuk di ambil bekerja...

Aku cuma boleh bantu dalam segi tips...tapi, kalau ada calon lebih hebat...terpulanglah...tak boleh salahkan aku...good luck kata omputih

Mr. Kojack

2009-03-18T16:14:00.002+08:00

Adeh sikit punya gatal kepala ni...dalam tido pun tergaruk2....gi mandi, pancut je air...aduuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh! pedihnya kepala...garuk sampai luka...makin hari makin gatal...ade time tu sedap la jugak. Takde ape2. Bila dia start bisa gatal, garuk lagi, berjujuran "snowflake"...kes berat ni...jadi aku buat 1 langkah drastik. BOTAK LICIN PUNYA.

Hari sabtu lepas aku kuar ngan wife aku pergi survey barang untuk bakal cahayamata aku. Dalam tgh survey tuh..kadang2 terasa juga bisa gatal...lepas aku survey tuh...aku gi singgah kedai gunting rambut...aku cakap..."macha, cukur rambut.." dia buat muka pelik..."bang, rambut abg ni cantik, panjang, lebat...potong pendek sudah lah...". Aku usha dia, "jangan banyak soal lah...cukur je lah...kau penah tak cukur kepala org?"..."penah la bang"..."ha ape tunggu lagi...cukur je la, jangan luka!"....

Terus macha tu prepare pisau dia...dia sembur and basahkan rambut aku ngan air...zrappp...gugur rambut aku..."abg, say bye2 kat rambut" terpantul ayat macha tu kat telinga aku...aku buat muka bodo je...malas aku layan...ape aku heran rambut...kang tumbuh balik...so tak yah bye2 ah...sejuk kepala aku rasa lepas gondol...potong angin lagi kepala aku...

Skang kepala sudah tak gatal...skang mau taruk lotion kasi kelembapan kulit kepala...

Not going for .com after this

2009-03-11T11:41:00.002+08:00

Aku dah dapat email dari domain cakap subscription aku akan tamat tak lama lagi...bulan jun ni...so aku fikir2 balik...aku malas nak renew subscription...nanti aku revert balik jadi blogspot...hmm...so kalau bulan 6 nanti type krakenxv.com tak dapat...pandai2 la google ke...adjust ke cari balik blogspot aku...hahaha...

Aku mengundur diri dari keja di johor...aku rasa aku tak sesuai untuk memegang jawatan yang tinggi...belum bersedia atau aku rasa tak layak...jadi aku kembali job hunting...tgh2 gawat ni...bukan tak risau...tapi hati memang tak berapa nak risau...sebab risau2 pun bukan boleh dapat duit...jadi aku usaha aje...aku pernah tolak offer alcatel-lucent sebab masa tak terfikir lagi nak undur diri...

aku sudah pun apply kat beberapa tempat...cam packet1, interview dalam minggu ni...jadi wait and see...aku tak susah nak dapat kerja...selalu pergi interview, and selalu juga dapat...gaya tu penting! hahaha...aku fikir nanti dah dapat keja, aku nak sambung balik 1 sem terakhir...1 sem je lagi...

so bipeds...ni ceritanya wat masa ni...

Hamik kau Mat

2009-02-21T23:51:00.003+08:00

Sebulan yang lalu aku menceritakan sesuatu...sebulan lalu juga banyak cabaran aku tempuh...sebulan yang lalu aku berbeza...sebulan selepas itu, hari ni...aku mampu tersenyum tapi masih lagi menunggu cabaran baru...pagi tadi aku ade conference dengan tansri, inilah conference paling lama aku penah terlibat...5 jam tuuh~dari pagi 10 pagi...sampai 3 ptg...sukses! itu perkataan pertama aku sebut pada rakan2 seperjuangan aku....berjujuran air mata korn...punyalah dia happy...setelah macam2 dah berlaku...salah faham, makian, perit, sakit mental dan memasuki tahap papa kedana...lepas juga semua tu...

Dulu masa aku di company "a*******"...bos aku ade cakap...proactive...proactive...aku tahu maksud perkataan tuh...tapi aku rasa bos aku tak paham maksud perkataan tuh...dia buta beb...gelap dunia dia sepertimana kulitnya....aku buat sedaya terbaik...pelbagai keringat aku kerah...dari menyelesaikan task a...aku cuba dengan otak aku sendiri...itu dah boleh consider proactive mat! mat gelap tuh mana tau bahasa...

Ramai jugak kawan2 yg lepak ngan aku...ape ni "kraken"...dah takde update blog...takde bahan....bukan aku tak mau update blog brader...terima kasih "a*******"...mengacau kreativiti aku untuk berkarya...jadi banyak bahan penulisan yg boleh aku buat kat blog...sia2 je aku simpan dalam kotak hati aku...blog ni lah aku meluahkan perasaan aku...tiada ape lagi aku boleh buat...

Kalau sekali aku dah cap org tu bahan...sampai mati aku jadikan dia bahan...kat company "a******" bukannya banyak org hebat...cuma hebat cakap...bawak la cakap2 terjun masuk kubur, jadi baja pun tak laku...aku teringat, mat gelap mention pasal kejatuhan ekonomi kat malaysia ni...aku cakap...kita akan terasa effectnya sebab projek akan jadi limited...oh dengan mendabik dadanya mat gelap respon...kita kat sini takkan rasa punya...boleh hidup 5 tahun no hal...takde rasa effectnya!

Sombong betul mat gelap...nak cakap pakar ekonomi...pandang muka dia...mendung ekonomi malaysia kalau dia jadi menteri kewangan...aku pada hari ni berani cakap "haaa...padan muka kau...sengsara kau skang...menggelabah...ade projek tak? sengsara tak? terkial2 cari lubang peluang..." aku ade lubang...kau nak? meh korek lubang taik...itu namanya "black gold"....terdengar juga cerita, 1 projek besar kena tarik balik sebab tak kualiti juga tak lepas pun nak implement...skang hanya buat projek puluh2 ribu....pejabat pun dah jadi suasana kubur...takde saper nak duduk...sunyi sepi...

Dalam ketika ini...dalam keadaan gawat...masih aku berpeluang nak dapat projek...baca ni mat gelap...projek dapat sampai kat oman tuh! tak tercapai akal pemikiranmu...kau hanya tahu pakai nama org melayu...cari projek org melayu...try tengok sikit kalau pakai nama sendiri...kontrak nak gali kubur belum tentu dapat....

Tapi...aku still berterima kasih pada kau mat gelap...tanpa kau...maka tiada lah bahan untuk aku menulis...kau lah sumber bahan aku dari kini dan selamanya.

Jijik sungguh taktik~

2009-01-13T00:30:00.003+08:00

Ye salah aku juga sebab cabut secara tak sopan dari company lama aku. Bukan salah aku sebenarnya, kalau diikutkan, putar belit ceritanya...bukan tak nak keluar cara baik, tapi diorang perlekehkan pulak serius niat dihati...genap 2 minggu aku cabut dari company lama, makin lama banyak drama dipersembahkan oleh 3 budak hitam....jadi disini aku ingin menggantikan nama tersebut dengan Budak Hitam A, Budak Hitam B, dan Budak Hitam C...

Jadi anda mungkin faham maksudku. Genap 2 minggu aku cabut secara tak sopan...hp aku selalu menerima msg miss call dari digi...no itu tak lain tak bukan dari kekanak hitam dan seorang gong gong dari syarikat berkenaan. Jadi pada suatu hari, di mana enak aku melayari bahtera "lala-land"...ibu aku mengejutkan aku dengan panggilan telefon...pagi2 org call aku terus telefon umah...kawan kot detik hati aku...yg cuma ade no.phone umah aku cuma "korn" dan sekutuku...aku tanya ibu aku..."saper?"....ibuku menjawab "ntah...dia kata kawan"...aku pun konfiden jawab "hello...."...."kraken!" bentaknya....kurang ajar seh ini org pagi2 call nak tunjuk gangster...aku terus letak telefon...pegi mampus kau sana...dasar barua...ngacau org tido...aku cukup konfiden letak telefon sebab aku kenal suara si bodoh tu...Budak Hitam C yg call...

Aku memang dah tak boleh dengar suara dia...suara dia bukan nyer lunak....bukannya menyedapkan...makin aku benci...makin aku sakit hati...setiap kali aku dengar suara Budak Hitam C...selalu aku teringat, betapa besarnya penipuan dia dah buat bebudak melayu macam aku dan kawan2 lain...aku tak heran lagi...5 minit kemudian korn call aku...

Korn: Kraken, kuda belang tuh nak gegar umah kau...bukan main bengang dia ngan kau...dia cakap kau kurang ajar letak telefon...
Kraken: Kenapa?
Korn: Dia nak gegar umah kau!
Kraken: Dia nak gegar...gegarlah...telefon aku nak tunjuk gangster plak...
Korn: Kau tak goyang?
Kraken: Ape ade hal...dtg kawasan org...mintak maut ke ape~

Korn risaukan Budak Hitam C dtg buat kacau...tapi aku tak heran pun...dia cakap memang hebat tapi tak pernah buat pun...kalau dunia ni bagaikan komik...dia je la ade kuasa dewa...org lain tu cam tak hebat...bodo punya org...

Beberapa hari selepas kejadian tersebut...korn terima sms dari Budak Hitam A, dalam msg tu ade tertulis sedikit sebanyak begini "We going to lodge a police report and sue him because he has stole company's laptop"....wow! hebat sekali pertuduhan...korn call aku...

Korn: Kau ade curi laptop?
Kraken: Aku takde la hina nak curi laptop kapuk tuh~
Korn: Pelik aku...masa last day kau blah...depan mata aku kau tinggalkan sumer brg company atas meja...
Kraken: Yep...kau la saksinya betapa tak herannya aku nak curi brg2 buruk tuh...

Korn yg merisaukan tuduhan tersebut bergegas ke pejabat nak pastikan laptop tuh ade dalam laci meja aku dulu tuh...sah! memang ade...korn panggil 2 org saksi...nak 2 org saksi ni mengesahkan kewujudan laptop tersebut dan aku bukan pencuri...walaupun aku muka pencuri...aku cuma curi masa bekerja je mengular...hahahaha! Korn jumpa Budak Hitam B ketika itu...

Korn dalam nada yg pelik, mempastikan apekah dasar syarikat tersebut membuat tuduhan tersebut...ditanyanya korn sama ada contact ngan aku...korn menafikan sebab nak tgk berapa jauh diorang nak gertak aku....tapi nyata, agak jijik juga diorang ni...budak hitam B cakap "kitorang nak sue budak tuh...dia nak panggil bapak dia ke, datuk dia ke...kitorang tak kisah. Kau buat2 tak nampak la laptop tu ade kat ofis ni"...macam haram jadah statement...nasib baik datuk aku dah meninggal time budak hitam B baru belajar kesat jubo! (1960an). Kalau datuk aku masih hidup...dah tentu masuk jail diorang...cukup aku katakan datukku ahli majistret...

Dalam kekalutan tersebut...aku ade juga risau sedikit...hal saman menyaman ni memang menyusahkan...jadi aku bertanya dengan kawan "law" aku...dia cakap selalunya ini sumer gertak aje...sebab kos nak menyaman org ni mahal...lebih2 lagi kalau berdasarkan kes cabut dari kerja...sungguh tak berbaloi...begitu juga jawapan kawan "law" no 2. 2-2 kawan law cakap...tunggu statement of claim...tgk ape diorang nak buat...jadi kedua-dua kawan ingin membantu dari segi proses ape nak buat kalau betul2 diorang nak main jahat....aku telefon pulak sorang member(bapak dia SAC polis)...member aku cakap...sebelum dia nak tuduh aku rembat laptop...baik diorang fikir balik...sebab, sebelum nak keluarkan waran geledah atau tangkap...bukti sahih nak kena ade...jadi...dari situ, berkecai la harapan diorang nak tuduh aku curi...hahaha! konfiden aku makin naik...melihatkan tuduhan diorang memang rapuh....

Fazril selaku komander melawan kuasa jahat macam ni...memang membuak perasaan nak melawan penaniayaan sebegini rupa...dia kata pada aku "kita tunggu dia report kau curi laptop...kita saman malu ngan dia!" statement korn "selagi aku president...aku tolong kau kraken...toksah sikit kau heran...tan sri pun cakap boleh tolong..."

Pada aku hari dituduh mencuri laptop...sedikit sebanyak aku jadi bahan lawak korn n fazril...antara lawaknya

Korn: Hey pencuri...meh rokok meh...nanti masuk jail tak leh rokok...meh aku bakarkan rokok kau...sebab pasni, kau tak dapat rasa aku bakarkan rokok kau lagi.
Ril: Abis lah dalam company kita ade pencuri...lepas ni tukar polisi company pakai desktop...jangan beli laptop...nanti hilang kena curi...

Happy New Is it?

2009-01-02T15:56:00.002+08:00

Selamat tahun baru....sikit haram aku tak rasa...sama cam hari lain jugak...sedang org sibuk bercuti sakan...dan happy2 macam gila....aku duk umah depan pc...pecah kepala mengejar masa nak menyiapkan kerja...wife aku mau pegi tgk bunga api...aku katakan kepada wife aku...maaf sayang...banyak kerja nak buat....kesian wife...ditemannya aku duduk dalam bilik buat kerja...sampai tertido2 dia menemankan aku...aku suruh dia tido dulu...dia takmau, dia nak teman aku buat kerja juga....manisnya perasaan aku bila isteri sanggup teman aku buat kerja sampai detik tahun baru...

kesiannya...sesudah aku siapkan beberapa dokumen...aku kejutkan wife aku...aku ajak dia tgk dvd 1 round...at least ade juga la celebration nya...tgk movie berduaan...aku ade bertanya rakan2 yg kebiasaannya akan keluar detik tahun baru dan bergembira...tapi rata2 takde pun...masing2 ade kerja...ade kawan aku, dia kerja lebih pada malam tahun baru sampai ke pulau pinang...ah kawan2 aku sumer sudah tekun bekerja...bukan seperti dulu...asalkan ade celebration...konfem panggil ajak enjoy....

hari ni aku ke hulu ke hilir survey gudang yg boleh dijadikan tapak perniagaan...penat nyer~takpe...demi masa depan yg cemerlang dan gemilang~

Mengenang masa kecil dan usia remaja pt 1

2008-12-25T11:07:00.005+08:00

Semalam korn tgk aku...tersenyum dia...penat ye? overload keja ye? terpulang ler ye...kalau mau mesti usaha, tak mau...dipersilakan blah...aku tersenyum...kena ler berkorban masa nak kejar ape yg diimpikan...aku mula terfikir, seronok juga...aku akan jadi seronok kalau dapat belajar benda baru atau mengalami suasana baru...ketar lutut...itu sudah tentu...coverline dengan seluar jeans. nampak rugged, macho serta hebat...sebelum berangkat pulang, aku berbual sebentar dengan korn....

korn: Kau kalau ade masalah, cakap lah...nanti boleh inform fazril awal mintak extension...
aku: Takde lah...aku boleh buat dalam 2 hari...tapi aku risaukan abe...boleh ke gendung beban keja yg banyak macam ni...
korn: ntah...tapi teamwork kena ade...kau aje cemerlang...tapi team member kau hancur...kira fail...
aku: betul lah tuh...sebab itu aku memikirkan hal dia juga...emm takpelah korn, semuanya boleh buat kalau masing2 tahu buat betul2...

Aku start moto aku...memang bising lah~kata ekzos perang...beransur aku dari pejabat puaka tuh...hati separuh happy...yay! terlepas dari mulut rimau... sekarang ini aku sedang menyediakan dokumen2 penting untuk dipersembah kepada top management company and akan award jv kepada company ISS...jadi...banyak juga dokumen harus disiapkan...jadi takde lah org kata merdeka sangat...hari ni pagi2 dah bangun...bawak ler wife sarapan diluar...kesian...sudah jarang aku bawak dia keluar...balik sarapan, aku terus mengadap komputer menyiapkan salah 1 dokumen yg perlu....

semalam, dalam aku menunggang moto di antara kereta hasil daripada kesesakan lalu lintas, aku teringat kembali zaman persekolahan aku...sejak tadika, aku tak ramai kawan...aku pun tak pernah berminat nak berkawan dengan budak lain...seingat aku...sebelum aku tak minat...aku memang suka bermain dengan org lain...aku akan cuba berbaik2 dengan budak aku tak kenal...tapi rata2 budak umur 6 tahun suka geng dia aje, jadi aku ingat mereka tolak aku, cakap "kau ni saper...tak leh kawan ngan kitorang"...udahlah tubuh aku kecik...kecik lagi hati aku...ah takpelah...sejak hari itu...aku lebih selalu bermain sorang2...walaupun ade ingin bermain dengan aku...aku buat tak tahu aje...malas aku nak layan diorang...

dalam pengakhiran zaman tadika...aku sempat baca evaluation cikgu tadika..."smart kid...very creative and listen to instruction...able to grasp lesson quickly but easily dozing away and doesn't concentrate....most of the programs bores him...to stimulate his interest is challenging. Not many friends though...almost to none."

Aku ingat cikgu tadika aku...cikgu2 tadika aku ade pakaian seragam...sumer pakai baju kebaya macam pramugari MAS...betul...tahun 89 tuh...body garing2...cikgu tadika rata2nya muda...hahaaha...aku ingat lagi nama cikgu aku...nama dia cikgu fatima...aku dalam kelas bahasa melayu...jadi medium bahasa selalu bahasa melayu...sebab aku tak pandai bahasa inggeris...budak kecik yg tahu bahasa inggeris...mesti masuk kelas bahasa inggeris...kononnya advance...tadika tu mengamalkan sistem advancement dalam mengeja, mengira dan membaca...aku ingat lagi...buku peter and jane...itulah buku aku asik kena baca kalau nak advance. haih....

budak tadika rata2 akan bawak bekal...aku je tak bawak bekal...kenapa ye? sebab mak aku bekerja...jadi aku tinggal dengan datuk dan nenek...nenek aku garang...datuk pulak suka tido...jadi aku selalu pegi tadika tanpa bekal...waktu rehat...tadika akan bagi aku biskut kering n susu...fikir balik...macam mana aku boleh lepas zaman tu ye...budak2 cepat kecik hati...tapi kenapa aku sikit haram tak heran...seingat aku...mak aku cuma berkata kepada aku....nanti dah masuk darjah 1...budak umur 7 tahun kena masuk sekolah....aku macam pelik...sejak bila pulak tamatnya tahu n 1989~

Cepat siap pekik mak aku....pakai seluar pendek warna biru...pakai baju warna putih...ohh malasnya...ape ni pagi2 nak kena pegi sekolah...ayah sudah menunggu di ruang tamu...

ah penat lah nak taip...nanti sambung...

Kesian betul blog ni

2008-12-20T12:17:00.003+08:00

Aku rasa kesian pulak kat blog ni...update makin lama makin jarang...nak curi masa pun dah susah...selain berlakon kat company "********" ni...aku juga sedikit sebanyak sibuk dengan kerja2 luar yg berfaedah...jadi, masa terbuang terisi dengan baik. Aku tergerak nak post hari ni sebab future boss aku bertanya khabar "hoi, takde update ke blog?" bayangkan...future boss anda membaca blog anda...kekok, segan dan pelbagai spekulasi boleh dibuat untuk pembaca yg dihormati...sendiri mau ingat la beb.

Aku pun mula terfikir...hanya blog la tempat aku nak carutkan mangsa2 keadaan dan mana2 manusia yg aku gelar keparat. Tapi ape kesudahannya jika future boss aku baca ni? ntahlah...makian aku terima sudah berkoyan...sial, cibai, babi itu ayat lazim di antara ayat2 pernyataan. Ah...persetankan kan kalau future boss aku baca...acap kali juga aku mencibai, membabi dan mensialkan future boss aku...(ampun boss) kerana kelancangan kami berbual...jadi ayat2 lazim tersebut bukanlah 1 ejekan, kutukan mahupun mahu menyakiti hati masing2...walhal ianya digunakan hanya menyedapkan situasi.

2 minggu dari last post aku buat...agak lama tanpa khabar berita...jadi mari kita hayati ape telah aku lakukan selama 2 minggu ni. Aku edit segala event dan hanya taruk the best compilation of events. Jadi dalam 2 minggu ini;

Kami, yakni, aku - eba - korn bekerja dibawah kuda belang dan menerima mental torture halus. Kami persetankan kuda belang itu dengan melebong, mencarut, mengutuk dan segalanya yg buruk.
Kami, yakni, aku - eba - korn bersama2 menemui business contact ******** dengan niat mencari projek2 yg boleh kami lakukan.
eba telah menghantar sms yg daring ke kuda belang berbunyi "Please accept my 2 days leave or you fire me if u want to i don't care. Thank you."

Walaupun banyak lagi kejadian menarik...tetapi harus diingat...dalam dunia siber...saper2 pun boleh baca blog aku...jadi aku harus mengekalkan anonymity sebanyak mungkin ade yg terasa juga menjumpai rahsia peribadi aku...heh...sebenarnya...pegi la mampus...aku tak pedulik pun...kalau nak rahsia, bakpe aku nak tulis dalam ni...

Aku mahu bercerita kisah menarik yg lain2...tapi tak boleh...biarlah rahsia...bukan siti nurhaliza sahaja yg mampu...aku juga boleh berahsia...oh 1 lagi...aku ingin pukul budak yg menelefon isteriku...jadi tunggu lah...aku sedang mencari dia...

Aktiviti Aidil Adha

2008-12-09T11:28:00.003+08:00

Tido ler...ape lagi nak buat...punya lah khusyuk tido...semayang aidil adha aku miss...first time aku miss setelah perfect record sejak berumur 7 tahun aku tak pernah miss...ini la akibat tido lewat sangat dan bapak pun ikut sama tido lewat...semalam...aku, bapak aku dan abg aku tergol sama2....

Aku dapat tahu bapak punya qurban bukan semalam...bapak aku buat hari lain, alasannya aku tak tahu...oh ya...sembelihan secara beramai2 bersama staff tnb rasanya...aku tak sure....so ape lagi nak buat...aku main game ni...kali ke-2...sempat la jugak abiskan 2 kaum (GDI, NOD) punya campaign...stop makan tghari...sambung balik game...pastu sambung balik tido...

Tido tak lama...cuma 15 minit je...aku tak kematu tak tahu nak buat ape...start keta pegi kedai dvd...beli 2 dvd....tgk sampai 12 mlm...pastu tido balik...ye aku cuma makan 1 meal sehari...takde dinner...itu je la aku buat...

Hari ni aku nak pegi keja...liat nak mampus...sebab asalnya terfikir...apeda nak pegi ofis "********"...dah takde hati dah nak keja sini...ni lah aku tulis blog ni...melara dan malas nak buat keja...aku benci A.

Kesasteraan Urban

2008-11-28T09:24:00.002+08:00

Secara majoriti, org cakap lagu metal mencairkan mental, akidah dan segalanya buruk...tapi itu semua aku dengar dari org2 yg minat lagu mainstream pop...jadi aku jarang sama sekali cerita pasal muzik dan muzik aku minat...untuk pentahuan anda, aku sangat minat heavy metal, metalcore, and nu-metal....tapi tahukah anda lagu2 genre macam ni sebenarnya banyak main dengan ayat2 indah dan mendalam? Dalam metal, lirik yg diorang duk jerit tak tentu hala tu bukannya takde makna langsung....bukan jerit beruk2 dalam hutan takde makna...ade maknanya...

dalam contoh yg aku akan bentangkan, ialah lagu dari famous nu-metal band yg aku minat sejak bangku sekolah...sejak lahirnya band sehingga la sekarang...maknanya sejak band ni bertapak dalam mainstream...jadi mari belajar sastera dengan aku.
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Till we Die by Slipknot
Our friends are all hurting from moments and regrets and charity laced with a lie.
Still we keep hoping, to fix all the defects and strengthen these seminal ties.
We go on together for better or worse, our history is too real to hate.
Now and forever we stay until morning, and promise to fight for our fate.

'Til we die
'Til we die

The start of a journey is every bit worth it, I can't let you down anymore.
The sky is still clearing, we're never afraid and the consequence opens the door.
I never stopped trying, I never stopped feeling like family is much more than blood.
Don't go on without me, the piece that I represent compliments each and everyone.

'Til we die
'Til we die

We won't be forgotten we'll never give in.
This war we've achieved has allowed us to win.

'Til we die
'Til we die

My last true confession will open your eyes.
I've never known trust like the nine.
Let it be spoken, let it be screamed, they'll never ever take us alive.

'Til we die
'Til we die
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Melalui lirik di atas, apa yg anda boleh faham? jadi, tak semestinya interpretation aku je betul...mungkin interpretation anda juga betul...sebab ape yg kita lihat perbandingan dengan hidup kita...lagi pun lirik ini menceritakan perihal kehidupan sekarang dan realiti tanpa fantasi.

Jadi ape yg aku lihat pada lirik ini ialah mengenai persahabatan yg lebih lebih sehingga tahap keluarga...sila baca perenggan yg kedua di mana ada menyatakan tentang persahabatan dan kekeluargaan...dalam masa sama juga, lirik ini mempunyai unsur di mana melalui persahabatan tu, sifat bantu membantu dapat menolong mereka melalui ape jua masalah yg di alami....kekurangan yg ada dibantu oleh kelebihan rakan2...mereka menjadi 1 entiti yg hebat.

Jadi...bagi aku walaupun aku mendengar lagu yg bagi mereka yg tak minat metal adalah karut dan tak masuk akal, tapi aku ingin menyatakan jangan dengar pada lagu sahaja...lagu adalah dendangan sementara untuk menceritakan apakah maksud penulis cuba sampaikan.

inilah sastera urban...bukan lagu pasal putus cinta, cinta fantasi, duit, tembak org, depress dan ape2 lagi...

Aku rasa cam taik~

2008-11-26T09:05:00.003+08:00

Semalam memang aku rasa cam taik...tapi selain rakan2 yg menceriakan suasana, tapi still 2 benda buat rasa cam taik jugak...aku semalam dtg kerja agak lewat, maklumlah, orang dah berkahwin dengan bini mengandung, memang bertubi2 cabaran yang datang. Jadi wife aku senak perut seharian...kesiankan isteri, korbankanlah diri...aku hantar dia ke pejabat...dengan kereta di KL...memang keras la duk dalam jalan yang sesak. Aku sampai ofis pun lambat 9.30am camtulah...nak masuk je lif...tu dia...big bos ngan lady bos ade...memang keras aku...ditenungnya aku...ditenungnyer jam...aku perasan...pasni memang kena punya...tu bisik hati aku.

Tak sampai setengah jam...terus phone berdering...dipanggilnya aku...lady bos merangkap guru disiplin di pejabat. Dengan loghat cinanya "did u come late?"...ape lagi nak cakap..."yes madam"...di balasnya "what did u come?"...dah terang lagi bersuluh "9.30 madam"...tak putus disitu "on saturday did u not come to work?"...aku pun jawablah "i did come madam, just i forgot to bring my access card"...dia masih lagi tak puas hati..."i see in record, u got a lot of attendance problem...always come late"....aku pun dah malas nak layan "yes madam, my apology..."

kan dah susah kat situ...kuda belang ade call ril ptg isnin and marah2...dikutuknya aku berkata aku ni pekerja tak berdisiplin dan berkualiti..panas hati aku bila diberitahu oleh ril...pandai sungguh nak buat cerita...semudah itu...lepas lunch kuda belang skype aku...katanya aku banyak masalah attendance...ye nak buat cemaner...kadang kala sang isteri tidak sihat, kadang kala kunci office masih belum dibuka walaupun aku sampai awal...kadang kala tak dapat dielakkan aku lupa bawak kad akses...jadinya...sebetulnya...takde la banyak aku sengaja buat perangai...tapi aku malas nak melawan buat masa ni...ape dia cakap sumer tak tele...berpusing pusing...dengan aku dia puji keja aku...dengan orang lain dikutuknya aku...takpelah...tunggulah nanti...

Ptg semalam, jarum tertusuk di kaki mak aku...patah pulak jarum tuh...cemaner nak cabut? kenalah pergi hospital dan buat minor surgery...bapak aku telefon suruh aku bergegas terus ke sana...nasib baik perkara kecil...mak aku masih lagi mampu tersenyum dan gelak...jarum kecik...tapi dibelahnya kaki mak aku sepanjang jari hantu...ape punya bodoh lah...alasannya tak jumpa...mak aku dah tua...kalau luka tu tak lekas sembuh kan susah...ape nak buat....

Aku rasa cam taik semalam...hujan pula malam tuh....aku hanyut dengan deras...

How a superior sees you when you're fucked up

2008-11-21T10:26:00.003+08:00

The title speak itself..motherfucker...in my office has a mole...a mole is a snitch..who bitches whatever other employee is bitching to the boss...how unlucky i am that i'm the target of being the subject of the mole's bitching. On wednesday, the mgmt came down to my office...at first i thought it was a normal visits like any other day he made. But no, this time, he came down just to see me...when a big guy came down to see there is only 2 possibilities;

Promotion or good news
Bad news

Well...i'm option number 2...

C: I heard that you got problems and complaints
Me: Meaning?
C: Well someone mentioned u stated that why we have to work hard...
Me: No i don't
C: Now come on...u can tell me now
Me: I don't have any problems
C: Do u like working here?
Me: Yes
C: If u have any problem, come straight to me...no problem
Me: Alright

How can u expect a lowly executive seeing a C if u have a problem...its a suicidal move and that motherfucker will crucify you. I'm no dumfuck who believe such bullshit of open door concept...cause i never see it going well...it will ends up with either the bitch who complaints or the martyr got a good pad on the back...

The chain reaction is...your direct superior will not see what u have accomplish nor give credit to any good work u have done...let me give u an example...today my boss give a briefing to the department on upcoming project and what have been completed. Well there is a special project on mardi that he mentioned. He only credited the developer, graphic designer and himself...what a motherfucking disrespect son of a bitch dumbfuck...then what did i contribute into the project, my damn piss? stupid shithead...if my documentation worth shit...don't bother ask me to do it...

He thinks i'm a slacker...but he didn't notice i finish up the job without bitching how difficult it is...fuck u...

Orang melayu tak boleh dikritik dan diselar

2008-11-19T11:05:00.002+08:00

Aku selalu menyelar org bodoh serta bangang...tapi aku tak pernah menyelar atau mengkritik ape2 sektor kat malaysia...setelah bertahun aku membaca laporan wartawan tentang politik dan juga hiburan...aku buat kesimpulan yang 2 industri atau 2 sektor yang tak boleh sama sekali dikritik dan diselar? interesting ke kedua2 industri...sikit haram tidak...udah la bosan, sempit pulak tu industri kedua2 nya...politik udah la kotor, tak betul pulak tuh...hiburan, udahlah takde future and tak cerah, sensitrip pulak...Apsal korang2 yg terlibat dalam 2-2 sektor ini tak boleh dikritik? senang aje...sebab melayu ramailah...melayu la satu2 bangsa tak boleh diselar dan dikritik...kena kutuk sikit...meracau macam orang gila...bodoh lah korang....

Observation yg sedikit detail...kita lihat politik banyak perkara menarik berlaku especially dalam parlimen...bolehlah kita tgk org yg terpelajar dan juga sudah berumur, berperangai macam budak2 dan sekali sekala cam beruk...kenapa jadi macam ni? orang melayu lah~cakap je la dia korup...sekejap je sensitif, cakap lah dia tak efficient, kejap je naik angin? camni ke nak maju? patutlah malas orang nak layan, tak boleh nak dikritik...jadi akhirnya, politik ni orang boh layan...tak interesting langsung, tak boleh dikritik...kononnya cakap bagilah kritikan membina...tapi still..sensitif jugak...denial nak mampos~

mari puler menerjah industri hiburan...ni lagilah...sudah lah tak betul and banyak drama...terbawak pulak keluar drama...interesting dunia industri malaysia? tak interesting langsung...kutuk la sikit aje..."dop beso pung macam anok kume kuruh"...dia punya berapi...wow..."bapok gajoh weh"...compare industri US, memang banyak kapir nuh...tapi lihat keterbukaan mereka menerima kritikan and siap tabloid memanjangkan certia tuh jadi tak betul...laris di pasaran...ape mereka lakukan...memang artis sana berapi...tapi mereka amik tindakan sah pada fakta...maknanya terbukti teraniaya baru buat bising...kalau setakat isu anak ayam...sikit pun tak amik port...

kat malaysia...hanyut..."wan nor azlin bercerai" tu dia...hebat tuh...porno star nak cerai...riuh beb...wedding si ashraf n bunga tak layan wartawan...riuh beb...pantang dikritik...marah betul...macam mana lah industri nak jadi interesting, tak boleh terima pun kritikan...sebab ape? asasnya orang melayu sensitrip tak boleh kena kutuk...jadi ape nak expect dari kedua2 sektor ni? jangan harap...memang takde harapan...tak boleh dikritik...so at the end..abislah...dalam konteks kritikan, aku refer pada kritikan yang membina dan tidak menyentuh isu sensitif...lainlah kalau melampau...aku tak kisah pun member tuh nak amik terajang sedas dua...memang patut pun...

jadi mana2 yg tak boleh menerima kritikan dan sangka boleh...pandang diri sendiri balik...cakap tak serupa bikin la...hebat taik kucing...

Sudah tiba masanya aku bermigrasi

2008-11-18T09:42:00.002+08:00

Ini adalah minggu terakhir aku berada di KL...bila fikir balik...excited pun ade...berdebar pun ade...excited sebab aku career aku meningkat dan aku boleh meningkatkan taraf hidup sekali gus...dengan isteri aku yang mengandung...konfem banyak belanja...jadi rezeki tuhan bagi tak putus...syukur...tapi debaran nya ialah pressure kerja tu nanti...aku dipertanggungjawabkan dengan mengurus kertas kerja, dokumentasi dan review dokumen2 yang sudah pasti banyaknya...harus perlengkapkan diri dengan ilmu secukupnya untuk menyediakan dokumentasi yang terbaik...aku juga berdebar nak berdepan dengan bakal superior..khabarnya dia seorang yang sangat strict, cerewet dan suka maki hamun...khabarnya juga dia bagaikan sebuah buku bergerak dalam dunia kejuruteraan...dengan title Ir. nya...pasti dia berpengalaman...

Selamat tinggal kuala lumpur...kan ku jenguk mu hujung minggu...

Sedih juga nak kena cuti belajar...tinggal lagi 1 lagi semester untuk aku tamat dan naik atas stage amik skrol yg ku idamkan...haih...bila agaknya dapat sambung balik belajar...aku berkesempatan berbincang dengan bos aku mengenai pembelajaran aku...dia akan pertimbang selepas setahun aku bekerja...dalam sementara aku cuti belajar...dia ingin aku at least pegang 1 professional certificate yakni Project Management Professional (PMP)....aku pernah bercita2 nak amik cert ni bila ade rezeki...nampaknya...sekali lagi aku bersyukur kerana syarikat akan menaja aku amik cert ni...bukan keciput nak bayar untuk cert ni...anggaran 20k untuk cert ni...

Ulat Kemalangan

2008-11-04T11:01:00.002+08:00

Korang taau tak ape tu ulat accident? Nak kenal ulat accident tu senang aje...yang duk bawak walkie talkie tu masa accident tu la ulatnya...bila ade accident...tetiba penuh ulat2 ni merayap dan hinggap kat orang yang accident...

Semalam isteri aku accident...nasib tak ada ape2...cuma sedihnya kereta ajelah...aku tgh mandi masa mak aku cakap isteri aku accident...dengan penuh tangkas aku merempit ke sana...aku sengaja pakai glove and full-face supaya kalau ade nak bertumbuk...senang kerja aku nak mengerjakan manusia yang tak berbudi bahasa...tapi yg involve tu pun perempuan juga, sebaya pula dengan isteri aku...bila nampak aku sampai...budi pekertinya sangat baik...takde huru hara...siap senyum dengan aku...hilang semangat pahlawan aku sekejap...

tapi lelaki, memang huru hara...aku memujuk si isteri supaya tenang dan aku tak marah...aku tak nak marah...kesian, member dah lah baru lepas accident...aku tak nak lunturkan semangat dia bawak kereta, sebab nak tak nak, kena juga drive...jadi, bila aku sampai...mulalah ulat2 ni bermain lidah itu dan ini...itu sumer aku tak mahu dengar...aku nak dengar isteri aku cakap ape yg berlaku...

bila aku dengar...sumernya ok...aku tak menjadi masalah...tapi aku tak faham, kenapa nak slow talk ngan aku pasal package2 "karut" korang offer...setel saman? boleh baiki honda? boleh setelkan insuran...bengkel adalah panel insuran? isap konek aku lah...korang sumer menipu...aku bukan pertama kali accident...jadi untuk mendiamkan semua...aku haruslah bertindak tegas..."Diam!" pekik aku...haaa...baru pun paham bahasa...jadi aku peluk isteri aku dan membelai dia walaupun di tengah ramai dan di tepi highway...

Jadi bagi semua yg dah tahu atau tak tahu...bila anda accident...tak perlu cakap banyak...buat lah seperti berikut.
1. Analisis keadaan - kau langgar or kau dilanggar (kalau dilanggar, kau boleh claim insuran si melanggar)
2. Amik no. pendaftaran kereta (tak payah bagi no. ic, ke nama ke haper ker...dan jangan sesekali bagi ic or lesen). Ade sesetengah orang yg tak tahu...dia pegi bagi...itu adalah tindakan yang salah...hanya pihak berkuasa sahaja yg ada hak nak mintak tgk ic dan lesen...bukan orang awam.
3. Telefon agen insuran kereta anda, atau hotline kemalangan insuran anda untuk bantuan tow truck jika perlu. Kalu tak payah...bawak je la keta tu balik walaupun rupanya buruk.
4. Kalau kena tow...tunggu tow truck, ikut sama pegi balai polis trafik.
5. Buat aduan polis. Dan tunggu IO untuk analisis kes kemalangan...kena saman, nasiblah...cuba bayar dalam masa itu juga sebab, semasa dengan IO, dia boleh berlembut dan mengurangkan saman dari 300 ke 200...kan dah jimat tuh... (kalau ade bengkel or ulat cakap diorang boleh setelkan, jangan percaya...sebab banyak kes, kononnya dia nak claim lebih insuran and dapat dari situ...tapi malangnya ada yg terkena, bengkel tak bayar atau terlupa bayar...court la korang pegi nanti)
6. IO akan ambil gambar untuk bukti.
7. Telefon semula agen anda menyatakan semuanya telah disiapkan...dokumen diperlukan oleh agen insuran ialah, photostat ic and lesen, geran kereta, dan polisi insuran. itu ajer...pastu bagi kat agen insuran untuk melakukan proses seterusnya...
8. Hiduplah seperti biasa dan sekali sekala pergi bengkel untuk melihat keadaan kereta...

Nota penting: Jangan sign ape2 ketika kemalangan di antara tow truck dan mangsa kemalangan...hanya sign pada panel tow truck yg di lantik oleh syarikat insuran anda...letter of towing acknowledgement...itu sahaja...sesen tak yah keluar untuk towing....kalau yg sign kat ulat kemalangan tuh...nasib kau lah kena bayar towing!

Jadi aku harap pembaca sekalian mahupun rempit mendapat info daripada teladan yg telah berlaku...jangan tunjuk pandai...sebab orang tak suka org tunjuk pandai...

Haih bertumbuk lagi

2008-10-30T10:38:00.003+08:00

Member aku sms aku...beb, A ade ofis? aku reply dia ada...aku pun call la member aku yang baru sahaja berhenti ni...dia berhenti sebab pursue career lain yang lebih cerah...dan melakukan perniagaan nya sendiri...business partner dia salah seorang rakan baik dia...sangat baik bagaikan seorang abang...jadi semasa dia dalam tempoh cuti lepas berhenti kerja...dia bantu sedikit rakannya itu dalam paperwork nak setup company....tak putus2 A call member aku ni tanya khabar dia...tapi si "abang" hujung mata tengok...rasa tak puas hati mula memakan hati...

lalu si "abang" menghantar message chat kepada aku....aku pernah di beritahu...jika "abang" bertanyakan no telefon A, jangan diberi....aku menurut kemahuan member aku ni...tapi nyata, tak dapat no telefon, cara lain boleh digunakan...sedang enak berbual dengan "abang"...dia tanya soalan random..."ape nama penuh A ye?"...aku yang lurus bendul dan berfikiran cetek menilai soalan hanyalah soalan rawak sifat ingin tahu pun menjawab...nama penuh A. ialah A.A...aku dan "abang" menyambung perbualan seperti biasa....

tapi aku agak pelik kenapa "abang" tiba2 tanya soalan macam tuh...kadang2 dia tanya pula sama ada A ade di pejabat atau tidak...bagi aku harmless kalau bertanyakan soalan begitu...tapi tidak pada "abang"....hari ni member aku call cakap "parah beb...parah..."...aku dalam kerisauan bertanya..."apedia...apedia..."

"semalam abang dah berchatting dengan A dan keadaan tak berapa baik"..."abang" memang ada sifat negatif iaitu bila sudah sombong...percakapannya jadi lancang dan kurang enak...dia mengutuk company yang aku bekerja sekarang ni dan ingin bersemuka dengan A....dalam perkenalan singkat aku dengan "abang" sifatnya mudah difahami secara asas...dia cakap serupa bikin punya bangsa...kalau dia cakap dia akan buat A...dia akan buat A...begitu mudah prinsip hidupnya...tapi kali ini...keadaannya dia akan bersemuka dengan A dan keadaan akan bertambah buruk...

oh macam mana ni? aku sendiri tak tahu...aku cuma berharap member aku dapat menyuntik kesabaran dan kewarasan dalam kepala "abang"...member aku berulang kali cuba menelefon "abang" supaya beri penjelasan tingkah lakunya yang agak keterlaluan..."abang" hatinya kering...dia akan menibai mengikut tahap moodnya...ape dia pedulik...aku terasa bagai hidup dalam dunia samseng...pernah anda lihat pergadohan besaran dalam pejabat? aku belum lagi...mungkin menarik...haha...

Perompak kejanya merompak

2008-10-30T09:32:00.002+08:00

Bam Bam! ketuk bilik aku diketuk dengan rakusnya...ayah aku memanggil nama aku..."bangunlah! Ade pencuri ni!"...aku kalau dengar perkataan pencuri ni tindak balas aku jadi cepat...lekas2 aku bukak pintu...aku nampak ayah dah siap pegang kayu...aku bertanyakan ayah..."apehal ni..."...ayah menjawab..."jiran sebelah call cakap nampak org try nak masuk umah"....aku pun melilau cari kayu ke...besi ke...eeeiiiiyyyy....where's the fucking thing when i want one...dulu umah aku penuh dengan senjata...parang panjang...golok...parang tribal sarawak...batang pipe...kayu...tapi manalah peginya...

lepas bapak aku renovate umah...sumer benda2 dah takde...dulu...umah bapak aku memang cukup buruk...kalau org interested nak merompak pun jadi hilang selera tgk keadaan umah tu yg usang...sekarang, macam dah jadi beacon untuk perompak...dulu masa rumah tu siap...dalam hati berkata "cun nyer umah bapak aku...konfem ade org nak try masuk"...biasalah psychology perompak...umah cun ni konfem kalau masuk jadi kaya sehari...bodow punya perompak...bapak aku tuh dah pencen...bukannya banyak duit pun....

jadinya...bergegas aku mengejutkan abg long aku...nak kejut abg long aku ni cam nak kejut kerbau kemalasan...and bila dikejut...dia akan terpinga2 cam org bongok...aku cakap la ngan dia...ade perompak ni...dia cam blur bongok2...hish...susah nak cakap ngan kerbau! tapi ape2 pun dia follow jugak....keluar umah and pantau keadaan sekeliling...keadaan tenang...jiran pun keluar...dia cakap

"ah...auntie sal nampak dia loncat masuk laman umah kau...2 org...sorang bawak moto, sorang lagi pakai baju hitam...dia tinjau2 belakang keta abg long kau...pastu...lampu sensor kau on...dia jadi huru hara...dia keluar...pastu kena kejar anjing...lari naik atas bukit tuh...."

aku cam...aih, bunyinya macam malang je nasib dia...ketika tu lah bapak halo2 member2 dia...tanya malam ni saper buat round?...kalau korang nak tau...sejak bapak aku pencen dan takde menda nak buat...dia ngan kawan2 dia...yg sumernya pun dah penceng...buat rukun tetangga....diorang akan start round pukul 2 pagi sampai 5 pagi....

keadaan sekarang di kawasan perumahan aku banyak kes pecah masuk rumah...tak senang nak tido ler camni...yg manusia malas dan berjaya ni...nak duit senang aje...org lain berhempas pulas cari duit...dia amik jalan mudah merompak pulak...kalau mati kena tembak kan mati katak namanya...itu kena tembak...sekejap je la sengsara...kalu kena tangkap ngan penduduk kampung...cemaner? naya beb...org ramai memang cari point je nak tumbuk percuma ni...debik sampai lunyai...baru serah kat polis...sampai balai polis...kena tibai lagi ngan polis...kan namanya tak berbaloi jadi perompak ni...bawak berinsaflah wahai perompak...

Inilah dia spesis perempuan namanya

2008-10-29T23:19:00.003+08:00

Ah..5.30pm...waktu untuk pulang kerja...horeh horeh horeh tak perlu lagi aku ngadap bapak tiri G.Saravanan untuk hari ni lagi...esok dia akan bertolak ke singapura negara makmur tapi boleh retrench...ekonomi ape kejadah namanya tuh? malaysia yang tak seberapa hebat pun lebih hebat...sampai je umah...wah...heaven...terus ni bukak pc balik...buat video streaming anime favorite ku untuk minggu ini...Busou Renkin...sedang sedap menonton anime...bergema nada dering "the a la menthe"...korang haper tahu seni lagu...tau taruk lagu chipop tu sumer...cuma la jadi unik sikit...

"Halo abg..." berderau darah aku...kalau bini aku tau ni...mati sial...pompuan call ni...hahaha...sekali adik ipar lah~dia minta pinjam laptop kak long nya...nak buat assignment katanya...minta dihantar ke rumah mentua aku...aku pun...hmm...bagus juga...boleh menjenguk mentua aku...takkan bini takde...mentua dilupakan...

sesudah pulang ke rumah..aku cuba telefon isteri tercinta~ah tak dapat...ah tak dapat lagi...aku sedapkan hati...3 kali tu kan lebih afdhal...eh dapat la pula...aku pun bertanya khabar...sayang di sana macam mana? sudah makan ke belum? itulah soalan basi biasa aku tanya...isteri makin rancak bercerita pengalaman dia berjalan2 di bangkok....dia kata, dia hampir pitam bau BABI...dah nama pun babi...mandi taik...makan taik...tido atas taik...sedikit sebanyak hati aku sikit berbara..."wah sedapnya berjalan2 dia kat sana"...aku kat sini disuruhnya duduk rumah aje...banyak cantik muka dia...aku pun mula start membebel...dia pun mula start bagi alasan...

ah...sakitnya jiwa aku bila dapat tau dia dah belanjakan duit dia dah 400 ringgit...baru 4 hari pegi...dah melayang 400...kata dia habis duit beli buah tangan untuk famili...haih...buat perasaan aku lebih parah...gaji dia dah habis pun...ade sebulan lagi nak gaji...duit gaji dia dah habis...tak ke hangin aku dengar...dalam aku mengomel..."aku sorang je ke risau duit kekurangan?" "aku sorang je ke kena ikat perut, tahan nafsu membeli?"...dalam kepala aku sudah pun bermain2 dengan perbelanjaan yang bakal menimpa..."oh duit susu anmum...oh duit kos bersalin...oh duit susu anak...duit pampers...duit baju anak...duit moto...duit telefon...bil elektrik...duit kereta...servis kereta...duit minyak...duit makan...elaun untuk isteri...hutang kad kredit...hutang umah..." ah pedihnya otak...peritnya hulu hati....begitulah tiap2 bulan aku berfikir mengenangkan duit nak dipakai dan tak boleh dihabiskan begitu sahaja...kadang kala aku fikir agak ke hadapan...tapi itulah perangai aku...baik aku bersedia sebelum mati kejung short duit...

sumernya kerana tanggungjawab...isteri aku pernah sekali insaf sebentar mendengar 1 talk oleh seseorang...tapi 2 minggu je dia ingat dan kembali jadi si pelupa...memang ini namanya merungut...tapi kadang kala spesis perempuan lupa susahnya jadi lelaki bukannya kerana kerja atau mencari nafkah...tapi susahnya nak mengatur kewangan...susahnya nak jadi lelaki yg baik...susahnya nak jadi seorang bertanggungjawab...perempuan diakhir hari menuding jari berkata..."ey jadi perempuan susah tau...nak jaga makan pakai awak...nak jaga anak...nak layan awak"...ye aku cukup memahami lelah seorang isteri kerana aku selalu melihat isteri aku menonggeng sampai lewat malam menggosok baju aku..."sayang...i faham u penat"

tapi dalam konteks ini...semua yang aku minta, sesen tak payah pakai duit....aku cuma minta...fahamilah sesungguhnya merisaukan kewangan keluarga itu juga memenatkan...janganlah boros...aku bukan lokek duit...aku cuma tak mahu di tengah bulan...hidup dah sempit...sebab aku faham...walaupun aku suka membebel dan menentang sifat boros...di akhir hari pasti ku berikan jua subsidi bila kedengaran "sayang...i short duit..."

Bertumbuk?

2008-10-29T09:38:00.002+08:00

Saper kata bertumbuk tu cool~aku lah org paling akhir akan resolve dengan bertumbuk...tapi melayu ade satu perangai pelik...bukan melayu aje...sumer lelaki pun ade sifat tunjuk belang...tapi aku tak tahu dan sampai ke hari ni...kenapa nak bertumbuk? aku akan buat perangai tumbuk dulu cerita kemudia kalau ape2 aje sangkut paut dengan orang ngorat bini aku, orang kacau bini aku dan ape2 aje yg sangkut paut dengan bini aku....maaf...aku tiada kesabaran bila hal mengenai bini aku...

Kau jeles sangat ni. Itu mungkin kata org...tapi kata aku, pedulik haper aku....ada seketika baru hari kedua aku berkahwin...aku sudah ajak budak bertumbuk...tapi kasihan...budak tu cuma nak cakap "congrats" je...aku dah maki hamun dan suruh dtg bertumbuk dengan aku...itu lah last aku dengar khabar berita budak bersebut...effective bukan? kalau kita tak mahu diganggu atau tak mahu budak lelaki call isteri...makin sebakul dua...kalau dia berani, ajaklah bertumbuk...konfem takde bunyi dah lepas tuh....

budak2 zaman sekarang memang terer nak bertumbuk...tapi realiti sebenarnya cuma berani kalau kawan tgh ramai kat keliling...kalau budak itu sorang2, ape dia tahu buat cuma kecut perut dan senyap...percaya tak kalau aku berkata...last aku bertumbuk masa zaman sekolah...lama dah tuh...sebab selalunya bertumbuk ni bila isu itu tak dapat lagi ditangani dengan perbincangan...aku selalunya akan bincang dulu...sebab aku tahu...tumbuk anak orang...lokap pigi duduk sana...jadi aku cukup seriau dengar lokap ni...saper nak duk dalam lokap beb...kencing berak sumer dalam tuh...takde privasi langsung...

aku kenal 1 jurutera professional dan cukup "intelligent"...tapi sabar dia tak cukup "intelligent"...ye...dia hebat...pengetahuan teknikal dan kejuruteraannya memang "world class"...tak hairan mempunyai IR. dan beberapa lagi professional certs. tapi tak lengkap disitu ajer...kejuruteraan tangan dan kaki serta kayu golf diperkasakan....al-kisahnya, bantai budak hutang beberapa ratus ringgit dengan kayu golf....memecatkan staffnya dan memberikan extra terajang sebagai habuan...haih....lihatlah...betapa sukanya orang lelaki bertumbuk...

point aku bukannya pasal cerita di atas...tapi hanya nak cakap...tau tak sakit kalau bertumbuk ni? bukannya cool...bukannya best...memang sakit...pelik sungguh...

Kita akan sedar bila...

2008-10-27T23:36:00.002+08:00

Aku baru sedar betapa sayangnya aku pada isteri aku bila dia ke luar negara...selama ni kita rindu...tapi tak serindu macam kita bercinta masa belum kahwin dulu...having this feelings again is great...rasanya macam renewal of the feelings yg dah lama tak menjenguk hati...hati aku tersentuh bila sedap tgk tv sekali tgk pulak cerita cinta cintun...adeh...menusuk kalbu...baru la rasa kosongnya hati, sunyinya hidup takde isteri kat sebelah...aku selalu ada dengan isteri aku...jarang kalau dia takde kecuali kerja la kan....selalunya dia akan ade....haih....

walau macam mana pun...bulan sibuk aku dah berlalu...aku terlalu sibuk sampai nak surf internet takde masa...kalau balik rumah...dah keletihan...sekarang ni aku asik muntah2, letih2, takde selera...bagi yg dah kahwin...faham2 aje lah...maknanya...ade la tuh...haha~ aku sangat happy...

orang selalu fikir perempuan ini mental dan mengada2...tapi kadang kala...aku fikir balik, azalinya memang ciptaan mereka memang macam tuh...hidup suka bergantungan kepada kita kaum lelaki...jadi tak hairan lah...mereka selalu buat perangai yang kadang kala kita rasa rimas...tapi, cuma lelaki tak faham kenapa....aku recently baru dapat jawapan...bapak segala jawapan kenapa diorang behave macam tuh....

jadi yg masih bercinta...aku tak tahu sama boleh buat atau tidak...senang aje jawapannya...tapi susah nak dibuat....aku juga mengambil masa nak sedar...attention...tu je...perempuan kalau tak dapat perhatian...mulalah buat something yang lelaki rasa tak masuk akal...mental, menyusahkan dan segalanya...tapi bila perhatian diberikan...percayalah cakap aku...sehabuk masalah takkan keluar...senang bunyinya...senang nak cakap...cubalah buat...barulah tahu....aku syukur kat tuhan sebab aku dah kahwin...kalau aku tak kahwin...aku takkan tahu langsung nak layan perempuan...

aku sedang dalam peralihan hidup...pray god that he give me strenght to overcome it...god bless...

Update yang komprehensif

2008-10-09T12:46:00.002+08:00

Takde post baru dalam blog ini? kasihan org yg dah buang masa masuk blog aku tapi sama aje...nak baca ape? benda baru pun takde...kecewa dah mungkin...bertanggapan...dah kojol kot budak ni...blog pun tak update...tapi kebarangkalian tu tak mungkin sama sekali...tapi...jiwa aku dah kojol...kini kerja pun makin tunggang langgang...bos aku makin hari makin merapu...banyak kes dah ni...ni buat aku rasa nak melarikan diri dari office....sebelum raya...kerja pun dah tentu banyak...yang cerdik nya bos aku ni...last minute baru nak inform sistem nak deploy....huru hara la aku dan kawan QA aku menyiapkan User Acceptance Test Cases. Bukan sikit mat...bila kitorang pecah2 kan buat mapping...nah kau...lebih 100 test cases jadinya...tapi stipulasinya...harus menyiapkan semua dalam masa 2 minggu...termasuk minggu raya...pala hotak lu la jibroni....

Dalam keadaan terdesak camtuh...nak siapkan sebelum raya? kirim salam sayang lah....caranya cuma kerja lebih masa secara "ikhlas" punya...aku sempat la siapkan...kesian member aku...dia punya bahagian amatlah kompleks....

Udah la berat cabaran tuh...tambah pulak bos aku amik bangla tua jadi tech lead...udah ler botak tengah...english pun haru biru...kalau tak menjawab takpe...ini lorat pulak...bukan bikin lagi senang...bikin lagi susah aku ngan member aku...oleh kerana kekurangan tenaga pakar dalam buat document yg agak teknikal ni...maka di suruhnya bangla tua ni tolong kitorang...tech lead buat keja exec...tak tercabar namanya ego dia...haaa start nak mengarah plak cam bos...tak sedar diri sungguh...sungguhpun kami cuma exec...tapi kami hanya report ke bos...kami bukan cam budak programmer kena report ke tech lead...jadi...faham sikit betapa spe-sial nya kitorang....

kesian member aku...dia nak kahwin raya ke-4 (dah selamat dah)...tapi kena kerja raya pertama...naik hangin dia...bini dia jangan cerita ler...keramat punya angin....tapi aku berjaya juga racun jangan gi keja raya...gila ke ape keja raya pertama...tapi akhirnya dia termakan janji manis bos...kata nak belanja makan besar...haram...sebutir habuk pun dia tak muncul masa raya pertama...cam dia plak beraya...member aku skang dah pudar hati kat keja kompeni ni...dia kata...tinggal sorang je buat dia hangin...konfem dia akan cabut...bukan tender resignation...dia memang akan cabut camtuh je...tapi aku dengar pun memang dia nak cabut cara kurang hajar...siapkan project ni tgh bulan....dia nak menghilangkan diri...dia kata...dia ajar kompeni jangan berlaku jahat...dia boleh buat jahat jugak...gitu la atenya...

kat sini rata2 makin hari makin teruk performance, makin teruk persepsi dan main teruk politiknya...banyak budak2 kata..."cam sial keja sini, keja terlalu banyak, lineancy takde langsung dan sebagainya" udah la tak cukup org...bukannya nak amik org lagi...nak suruh yg dah penuh keja tanggung beban lagi...sudah sudahlah...kitorang keja macam gila...bos juga kira duit membabi buta...

kini aku sedang sarat menggendong keja pejabat dan juga sekolah...tak pernah aku sebegini kalut...juga kelam kabut...tapi takpelah...malaysia boleh kononnya...jubo malaysia boleh...tak pernah aku tgk boleh...asik terkandas...cuba try boleh lah...boleh all the way tak boleh juga...

Nama org jepun dan maksudnya

2008-09-22T10:15:00.000+08:00

NAMA JEPUN

01. Yang pemarah - KEiJI CACIMAKI

02. Yang suka berjimat - SAYORI SUKAMURA

03. Yang bisu - KIETA TADASORA

04. Yang suka makan nasi - NANACHi KASIBANYA

05. Yang suka layan blues - APO NADIKATO

06. Yang suka belajar - ASHIKO ULANGKAJI

07. Yang kerap bikin kacau - WAKASI HURUHARA

08. Yang sangat kedekut - MATIMATI TAMOKASI

09. Yang suka sangat tidur - ICHIBAN TIDOMATI

10. Yang suka mengintai - HINTAI AKOSUKA

11. Yang tua - TARAGIGI PADANMUKA

12. Yang kena tinggal bini - SUSAHATI BINILARI

13. Yang suka merempit - SAJA CARIMATI

14. Yang Lembab - AYUMI SIPUTBABI

15. Yang suka BERSUMPAH - SAIIFOO BAUKARI

11 HARI BERLALU

2008-09-19T11:46:00.003+08:00

eh...dah 19 haribulan...lamanya aku berpuasa...mana nak sedar, hari2 pun tak lapar, penat tu kadang2 aje...banyak sangat yg aku buat...tapi semunya kerja...kerja yg tak berfaedah untuk aku tapi mengayakan bos aku...faham aje lah sendiri..selain kerja...selalu juga aku berkelahi ngan sang isteri...selain daripada tu...takde ape sangat....maklumlah hidup org sesudah kahwin...lain pengisiannya...

jadi bagi anda yg bujang...bersediakah meninggalkan hidup warna warni penuh dengan glamor dan memilih hidup serba sederhana?

Semenggah tak jawapan?

2008-09-08T09:45:00.003+08:00

Ternyata, kadang kala aku terlalu blunt dan jujur. Bila takde ape nak tipu...cakap je la yg benar...daripada duk diam buat muka bongok depan bos juga tak cantik...Sabtu aku kerja, jadi bos pun ade...bila nak balik...hujan lebat...jadi duduk la dalam ofis sambil merapu dan surf benda merapu. Currently aku layan sangat lagu genre Gothic Chamber...artis dia Johnny Hollow....sangat pelik lagu...tapi interesting...unique...dan pelik....

Kawan2 aku semangat nak balik ni...aku dah sound...hujan luar tu...jangan degil...tapi dengan penuh angkuh cakap, dah berhenti kot hujan...maka blah la diorang dari office....

aku pun mula terfikir...aku pun mau blah...sudah pukul 3ptg...takde life ke...aku ade bini nak tgk...aku nak tido...oh...2 kelas lebur...pegi la mampus...saper suruh buat hari sabtu...aku bukannya boleh datang....kadang kala, lecturer ni guna jubo nak buat keputusan...budak2 lain mungkin dan rata-ratanya tak bekerja hari sabtu, tapi aku bekerja hari sabtu...jadi nasiblah...

AH! aku nak baliklah....biar hujan...kan ku redah! itu tanggapan nya sehingga suara yang least aku expect menyapa...."kraken...talk to me in my room"...ah...tak cantik ni...mesti ade something kalau bos dah panggil....

G: keja macam mana?
Aku: OK
G: status?
Aku: Aku dah buat semua kecuali yg bermasalah
G: Bila dah siapkan sumer tuh?
Aku: Er...emm...(ah ape nak jawab ni...truth or lies?)...aku dah siapkan sumer....
G: Bila kau siapkan?
Aku: Er..emm...(nak cakap ke betul2 ke?)...minggu lepas...
G: Apsal kau tak cakap
Aku: Aku ingat tunggu further instruction dari kau...
G: Kan aku cakap...kalau kau dah setel...kau tanya aku...msg aku, call aku, email aku...
Aku: (sengih macam org bongok)
G: Seminggu eh takde keja...kau plan nak rileks masa bulan puasa ye?
Aku: Tak boleh ke?
G: Jangan mengarut...minggu depan...Isnin...review System Requirements CSSD project...please get back to me on the reviews....Jumaat...follow aku pegi RISDA...ade meeting kat sana...
Aku: (Sengih bongok lagi)

Aku keluar bilik dia...tgk 2 ekor jibroni dah masuk balik...ketawakan diorang seround dua...padan muka org yg tak dengar kata...jadi akhirnya kami cuma berborak sampai hujan renyai dan balik...

Susahnya bila dah sakit

2008-09-03T10:36:00.002+08:00

Aku tak suka sakit...aku tak suka demam...aku tak suka hidung rasa panas, kepala rasa biol, selsema meleleh2...tekak sakit...tapi bini aku bangsa tak kisah aku sakit and masih lagi peluk aku...tapi aku tak nak lah bini aku terjangkit...kalau dia sakit...saper nak jaga aku? haih...selalunya bila aku demam, maka lama lah lagi akan demam lagi...tapi sangat pelik dengan sebulan aje aku dah demam balik. Sumernya pasal habuk...aku sangat sensitif pada habuk....kalau inhale cukup sukatan, demam la lepas tuh...

Al-kisahnya bini aku ingin kemas bilik...tapi aku pulak, boleh bantai tido dalam bilik tuh...jadi cukup lah syarat nak demam...tapi, demam bulan puasa lain ceritanya...aku tak mahu berbuka...rugi pun ade...nak ganti lepas ramadhan sengsara...dugaan dia lebih lagi...lagipun takde feel langsung. Jadi tahan je la perit tekak...tapi malam tuh...selalunya makan 2 biji ubat demam, 1 biji ubat selsema dan 1 antibiotik...tapi oleh kerana sangat tak suka demam...aku tingkatkan dos mengikut sesuka hati sendiri...hasilnya cukup mujarab...tertido dengan pantas tapi bagaikan berkhayalan...

kesian wife...dia pun sakit sebenarnya...dia demam juga...terlentang la kami berdua tak sedarkan diri selepas makan ubat.

Bahasa SMS? Ape kejadah?

2008-08-28T11:29:00.003+08:00

Aku bukan lahir nyer zaman bukak bijik mata dah ade handphone....aku zaman masa handphone baru dicipta...dan aku percaya pembaca blog aku juga sezaman dengan aku...tapi minta maaf, aku sedikit pun tak dapat follow bahasa sms yg selalu digunakan...setiap kali terima sms dari orang lebih muda daripada aku...aku terpaksa berkerut nak memahami 1 ayat macam buat kira2 matematik!

Kadang kala aku tak faham macam mana budak2 boleh faham dengan bahasa sms yang tak berbentuk perkataan tapi dalam bentuk data "a" "g" "x"...aku dulu jurusan sains informasi...jadi setiap informasi akan di analisis....simbol "a" adalah abjad yang tak memberi ape2 maksud kecuali digabungkan menjadi perkataan lalu merubah bentuk data ke informasi.

Tapi budak2 zaman sekarang, mempunyai daya pemikiran yang cemerlang, dengan hanya menggunakan adjad, mampu berkomunikasi dengan baik dengan rakan sebaya...mereka dilahirkan dengan kemampuan otak pemprosesan binari 1 0 1 0 1 0! Ye lah tuh! tapi ini membangkit persoalan, adalah kemampuan menggunakan otak kanan menjadi kurang? dalam pekerjaan aku, aku harus tahu banyak "vocabulary" kerana aku menulis...ye menulis...jadi kadang kala, aku surf masuk ke friendster membaca comment pengguna laman tersebut.

ada sekali aku terbaca perkataan "ak g skunk" atau bahasa ibundanya "aku pergi sekarang"...hairan...evolusi bahasa pasar aje menjadi buah mulut ahli parlimen dulu ketika 90-an menyatakan betapa lemahnya kebolehan berbahasa melayu kerana ejaan atau karangan pelajar ketika itu lemah hanya kerana kemampuan untuk mengeja perkataan lemah...tapi, revolusi bahasa pasar itu kepada bahasa sms pasar lebih mengejutkan! Sedangkan manusia sekarang berbahasa inggeris "leet talk' bahasa manusia "geek" dalam dunia pengkomputeran. Jauh sekali aku tertinggal dengan kemajuan teknologi serta bahasa...emm...adakah aku kolot? atau budak2 zaman sekarang menguasai "vocabulary" tak sampai 1000 perkataan?

merujuk contoh "ak g skunk"...terpinga aku mencari maksudnya pada permulaan...pada dasar nya..."ag" takde maksud, "g" huruf aje.."skunk" itu haiwan kencing yg busuk....jadi menganalisis seluruh ayat...aku memberi kesimpulan...budak2 zaman sekarang bodoh mengeja...oh maaf...aku tak secanggih kamu semua dalam bahasa sms...atau shorthand...impaknya telah pun kelihatan...contohnya surat khabar utusan dan metro...teruk betul karangan mereka...itu ke nak buat report? ni betul ke masa diorang belajar journalism belajar bahasa? atau lebih kepada horey horey mass comm mesti mau rilek...oh...maaf...aku tersilap...aku hanya pelajar baik...tak pandai nak horey2...

Aku boleh terima lagi bahasa pasar...tapi bahasa SMS...wow...aku bukan berotakan cpu...

Benda Baru dalam Hidup

2008-08-27T18:38:00.002+08:00

Selain baru dapat bini...ade benda lain yg selama ni masa aku bujang aku nak sangat tapi tak dapat...tapi dah kahwin dpt la pulak...

Aku ni sebenarnya sangat berjimat cermat orgnya...tapi kalau dah terpaksa...aku berbelanja juga...phone canggih aku rosak, maksud aku canggih bukannya nak jadi sarkastik...memang phone aku canggih...dulu aku dapat f480, tapi pakai tak sampai 3 bulan...dah jahanam...sumer nyer pasal masuk air ketika merempit ke kelas...kerana sayangkan phone aku...aku pun gatal la hantar phone pergi baiki kat samsung service centre...bila diorang check...phone aku masuk air...bayangkanlah...baru masuk air dah jahanam...tak sama cam phone chokia boleh celup dalam mangkuk tandas tapi masih lagi berfungsi dengan baik!

Kos pembaikan? 1100 Ringgit Malaysia! pala hotak dia la...mahal nak mampus cuma nak baiki...tukar motherboard terus...haih...buat ape nak baiki lagi...beli phone baru je la....

Aku ajak bini aku pegi KLCC...aku pun beli la ROKR E8 ni...motorola....oh sungguh lama aku tak pakai motorola...last phone motorola aku pakai v3i...famous phone tuh...tapi ramai pulak yg pakai sejak jatuh harga...takde makna aku pakai lagi...

Selain membuang duit beli telefon...moto aku pulak buat hal...kecewa aku...moto yg aku banggakan rosak pulak...jadi hantar aje la pegi bengkel...bikin sumer terus...ape yg rosak, baiki,...jadi sedikit penambahan pada rupanya.

Ni namanya Seat Cowl...atau bahasa pasar...seat cover...sengaja amik design ni...pasni moto aku dikenali sebagai moto cakar naga!

Menambah ngauman moto aku...aku tukar ekzos perang...AHM namanya...atau sebenarnya nak membongkak diri dengan jenama "ehem"

B'day Prank

2008-08-25T10:40:00.002+08:00

Sabtu lepas, aku bersama rakan pejabat buat suprise kat member on b'day dia. Walaupun sehari lambat tahu, tapi kat sini suka sangat celebrate birthday. Jadi sumernyer merancang nak buat ape...tapi boring la asik buat celebration yg sama. Nyanyi b'day song pastu memekik "Happy Birthday!"...haih bosannya...jadi aku pun suggest la...sebelum korang terkinja nak memekik "happy birthday" ape kata korang kenakan dulu mamat tuh...

Masing2 dengan muka tak beridea mahupun cerdik pandai dalam mengenakan org, terpaksa la aku menggalas tanggungjawab merancang "lawak kasar"....aku dah suruh member aku amik gambar masa aku buat prank tuh...tapi mangkuk hayun tu boleh lupa sebab teruja sangat tgk aku buat hal...aku tak dapat nak amik gambar sebab punyala malang phone aku jahanam hantar ke samsung service centre untuk dibaiki...ape nak buat...aku org pertama pakai f480, aku juga yg pertama hantar baiki untuk model yg tersebut...

mengikut ideologi mengenakan org dengan tissue...aku buat benda yg sama tapi objektifnya bukan lawak tissue tuh...tapi hasil perasaan yg terkumpul itu menjadi prank nya. Jadi begini ceritanya...aku menyuruh tech lead member aku tuh memanggil dia ke atas untuk mengalihkan perhatian dia dari duduk di ofis...lepas dia kena panggil...dengan bersekongkol dengan manager...aku buat kecah kat meja dia...balut kerusi dia dengan toilet tissue...melonggokkan segala tissue sampai membukit atas meja dia...menyumbat tisu dalam almari dan begnya....

Bila dia balik...dia cam budget org berlawak dengan dia tapi...tapi itu bukannya pranknya...pranknya ialah buat dia sakit hati n marah...maka tech lead dia "buat2 marah" sebab berlawak guna tissue and buat sepah...dia budget main2...sekali dia tgk tech lead marah...dia budget benda ni real...habis 1 ofis kena bambu...aku pulak main peranan bikin panas tak mengaku buat kecah...

muka member aku memang berubah dari budget lawak ke mode nak bertumbuk...jadi manager panggil sumer org masuk conference room buat meeting luahkan perasaan tak puas hati and mengaku saper buat...maka bertekak la sumer org semasa sendiri dan blame aku buat lawak tak bertempat...antara kata2 kesat dilemparkan oleh aku

"AKU BENCI SIAL MAMAT NI"
"SIAL, BUKAN AKU BUAT"
"APE NAK TUDUH? HIPOKRIT SIAL"

jadi bos aku dengan penuh rancak bersekongkol...cakap..."bring the tissue here now!" kononnya buat bukti kejahatan aku la...tapi bukan tisu yg dibawa masuk tapi kek...hahaha...SUPRISE! Muka dia dari marah jadi tak sangka and tak budget...hahahaha

Typical Browser User

2008-08-15T11:53:00.002+08:00

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This a new entry for the month

2008-08-12T15:00:00.002+08:00

That pukimak(pookyma) sangat demand, macam dia editor aku pulak journalist...kena plak tulis artikel untuk surat khabar. Ape2 pun...permintaan aku tetap tunaikan...dah 3 minggu aku tukar ekzos moto aku...skang aku pakai ekzos moto perang...ekzos perang...tau ape tuh ekzos perang??? mesti anda pembaca rempit tau...bagi yg bukan rempit, harap maklum...yg bunyi bingit lagi bising tu ler~sebenarnya fungsi ekzos perang tuh untuk menambahkan "pick-up"...sebab dalam ekzos pipe tuh lompong takde jaring besi...jadi itu lah jenis ekzos yg aku taruk kat moto aku...memang betul...pickup ade beza sikit...cemaner nak cakap..."lebih...lembut perginya"

Tutup cerita "bini besi" aku...lately aku sangat penat...tak tahulah kenapa...mungkin rasanya org berkahwin kot...dulu masa bujang, nak melepak malam, senang betul...takde plak rasa penat...kalau rasa penat...masih lagi gagah nak mengorak langkah ke mamak yg berdekatan...tapi sekarang, harapan nak gi mamak hampir tipis lagi tak wujud....dalam seminggu...tgk lah kalau nasib baik, dapat la pekena teh tarik...malas dan penat lebih menguasai jiwa dan raga.

Menipu bos adalah 1 amalan yg mulia...kalau berhati murni, lagi kena kerah. Jadi aku tersepit antara kerja yg banyak dan juga keluarga yg kesusahan. Jumaat lalu sepupu aku bernikah...jumaat kat terengganu memang la cuti...kat KL mana cuti...jadi terpaksa la aku mengorbankan cuti ku...ah bencilah...sudah la aku baru cuti kahwin bulan yg lalu...terlalu awal untuk cuti lagi...honeymoon pun tak sempat...aku rasa aku terlalu baik. Nak jaga hati org jugak ni...jadi aku pun pergi la terengganu...

Seronok juga ada sana...bukan sebab jumpa cousins or meriah...sebab hanya bini aku ade je...sepanjang aku kat sana...siang cuma makan...malam pula makan lagi...oh ade la jalan2 ngan bini kat pantai...dalam 10 minit camtu...tapi cukup best...aku ni memang pemalas...kalau tak dipaksa...memang tak buat...sedangkan berjalan kat pantai tuh...bapak aku la kesian kat bini aku...dia cerita kat ayah aku yg dia nak bercinta kat tepi pantai...jadi dibawanya the whole family pegi makan and then jalan kat pantai malam2 buta...

ramai juga yg beradu kasih dipantai ye...ye la, kat terengganu, mana ade shopping kompleks macam klcc, sunway ataupun OU...inikan pula cinema atau tempat bersukan...jadi beromen aje lah kejanya....

There's a reason why google is the best

2008-08-04T10:56:00.002+08:00

New Office

2008-07-23T10:49:00.002+08:00

Department SEIT atau department IT memang duk merempat kat department lain, paling malang kat department finance. Punya la sempit tempat tuh, ade yg duduk kat meja conference beramai2. Sungguh tak professional...sungguh cam budak sekolah. Tapi ape nak buat, keja makan gaji, terima aje la...Aku ade meja sendiri, tapi sungguh rasa tak personal langsung kat situ....pagi2 aku dtg kadang ade org lain duk situ. Sr. Staff sambil buat tak malu dia duk situ sampai kul 10. Alasan dia senang aje, floor office dia tak bukak lagi...

Kadang tu menunggu gak aku bila la dia nak berambus. Berita diberikan oleh HOD aku cukup menggembirakan, dia cakap ofis baru akan siap tak lama lagi...lebih selesa dan hanya penunggu IT je ade dalam. 2 hari lepas kitorang sumer pindah ofis, tak penat pun, sebab barang bukannya banyak, setakat 2-3 ketul je, pc, laptop...dan brg sengkatan dengannya. Jadi takde la macam separuh ofis, bila nak pindah, amik masa sehari nak angkat brg. Itu belum masuk waktu minum2 lagi dan menyerong.

Bila aku masuk ofis baru...tanggapan memang tak menghampakan...gila babi lah...siap ade shower lagi. Memang encourage org duk ofis and keja lebih masa tanpa sebarang habuan atau ganjaran extra! Bos aku Mr Saravanan memang baik hati...dia tak pernah amuk atau naik suara 1 tone pun. Kalau dia marah pun, dia perli la sesuka hati. Aku banyak kali dah kena....

Now, bos aku ni punya la adil dan saksama, dia suruh cabut undi pemilihan tempat, aku dapat tempat membelakangi pintu masuk...ape punya tak best la feng shui...tapi takpelah, ade 2 budak developer lagi malang, duduk membelakangi bilik bos...ape nak buat kat pc pun susah...hahahahaha...tapi yg paling tak sangka, 4 melayu duduk dekat2...pelik? tapi nyata, melayu harus bersatu...hahahaha!

mari aku perkenalkan rakan seperjuanganku.

Life? Happy

2008-07-17T09:45:00.003+08:00

Aku dengar banyak org cakap, jangan plan anak...at least dapat sorang lepas tu nak plan...plan la...aku pelik juga, sebelum kahwin dulu...sarung kondom, tak pancut dalam...sudah lah...nak anak, pancut je lah~tapi bukan tu masalahnya...aku dengar member2 yg buat planning anak ni, susah dapat anak...aku pun naik cuak...aku diskusi sama bini aku...dia setuju...tapi terpulang pada aku la...sama ada kukuh tak kukuh financial aku...aku ade member sorang...abg deris...umur dia lewat 40-an...dia cakap...anak dia, setahun lebih kahwin...anak tak dapat lagi sebab 1st time...sudah gugur...skang bila cuba...tak dapat...and then buat lagi sadis...anak dia always selisih faham...

Dari pengamatan abg deris, bila takde anak, takde penyeri...jadi ape lagi nak buat? setahun hidup as husband and wife, ape aktiviti nak buat? buat macam couple2? mana nak sama...boleh la buat cam couple2 tapi, sampai bila? takde excitement of adventuring into new territory...bila cerita pasal duit nak bela anak...semua pun jadi gundah...banyak juga yg cakap...don't worry...anak pembawa rezeki...walau macam mana pun sengsara, boleh punya hidup...aku terfikir juga...aku bukannya keja despatch...aku bukannya keja kerani...gaji aku boleh tahan...bini aku pun keja...bukannya takde duit langsung...aku pun skang...lebih excited nak ade anak cepat...takpe la pasal duit tu...boleh dicari...kan ku usahakan...aku nak anak cepat!

sekarang ni...adik ipar aku sedang buat problem...jadi secara langsung...aku terlibat jugak...adik ipar aku tak nak balik umah plak...mentua aku cukup risau dengan kedegilan adik ipar aku...aku ni bangsa strict bila bab disiplin and perangai...aku tak suka...aku sound tepet ajer...naik lemak berkrim...aku pukul rata...bukan aku tak mahu marah...tapi aku baru jadi abg ipar tak sampai sebulan...takkan nak jadi hero pegi sound terus aje...konfem adik ipar ingat..."ah baru kahwin ngan akak aku, dah lorat pulak.." tak cantik macam...kalau aku dah kahwin 5 tahun...lain la cerita...tau la aku kerjakan adik yg degil2 ni....

skang aku masih lagi di peringkat "explore and adventure". Jadi banyak benda baru yg aku nak teroka...jadi...sama2 la aku ngan bini aku adventure ni...

it does hurt...

2008-07-09T10:10:00.002+08:00

It is sad to see my little sister unable to continue her studies...she's taking medicine, its a tough course thats what i heard...to make it worst, IMU pretty much strict on the results...so she flunk the paper...just to escape from paying back her scholarship...she knew that she couldn't make it, if she quit, she needs to pay back every cent but if she flunk her exam, she doesn't need to. No other choice but to go through the exam event hough she knew she unable to do it.

She cried in her room avoiding from us knowing how sad she is...but...my mother told me...it broke my heart to see my hardworking sister couldn't continue her studies in medicine...today so flew to perak to attend an interview for college enrollment...i didn't know where exactly it is nor what course she wants to take...all i know my father is accompanying her...seeing from our financial standings, it is not so good...both of my parents are living on my father's pension money...some of our house expenditure is taken care by my brother, and some by me and my younger sister...

As it broke my heart, it made me want to work harder and find other opportunity so i can help my little sister...indeed, in my joyous moment...i have to face the reality that happy moments are are just for a short while...

Kraken bukan lagi teruna

2008-07-02T15:54:00.002+08:00

Baca tajuk pun boleh mengundang tanggapan negatif...ape? ingat aku ni taik maksiat ke?! Sungguhpun aku hidup aku di KL, tapi masih lagi mengekalkan nilai2 ketimuran dalam perhubungan aku. Dating bagai nak rak memang boleh buat jantung berdegup2 mahu menerkam gf sendiri. Lagilah kalau gf tu cutting cantik punya, melentok2 iman jadinya. Akhirnya aku tumpas jua dengan nafsu dan keinginan yang membuak2...tak dapat dibendung lagi...dengan ini aku, kraken, mengiystiharkan diriku bukan lagi teruna...mahkota diragut oleh gf ku...bunyi cam kena rogol pulak...

Aku kini dalam alam berumah tangga, memang sial la korang kalau ingat aku gi mengongkek tanpa hubungan yang sah. Aku sudah pun berkahwin. Kraken dah kahwin?! selalunya macam tu kalau kawan2 seperjuangan memberi maklum balas. Sabtu lepas aku selamat diijab kabulkan. Sekali lafaz, terus pass~aku selalu dengar orang berakad sampai 2-3 kali...cemas aku dibuatnya. Ade member aku 3 kali dia akad. Tapi bila aku tanya2 balik...kebanyakan org bukan sebab tak reti nak lafaz akad...tapi kebanyakannya sebab gemuruh, gementar dan menyayat hati, saksi ataupun tetamu sajer nak kenakan.

Kadang2 aku tak faham, perkara serius macam tu pun nak buat kacau...saksi selalunya akan menentukan sama ada lafaz akad tu sah atau tidak dari segi sebutannya...tapi hantu dan syaitan tersebut dengan penuh selambanya cakap "tak sah" sebab tak dengar dan sebagainya. Org macam ni, patut lempang sekali...kasi dia sedar diri sikit.

Masa akad nikah...aku sedikit pun tak gementar macam org2 biasa...aku pun pelik juga...mungkin aku dah memang biasa bersemuka dengan orang2 atau berkomunikasi...jadi ape lah sangat nak lafaz depan org ramai...pakai microphone lagi...tapi buat aku jatuh air muka time nak pakaikan bini aku rantai...menggeletar tangan aku...kaum kerabat kerumun nak tengok...2 kali aku gagal pakaikan rantai kat leher bini aku...sengsara betul bila nak masukkan loket ke rantai...macam masukkan jarum ke benang...kat telinga ade sedara mara yg menepet aku "ai, takkan dah goyang kot!"...aku jadi lagi huru hara...

tapi lepas sumer tu abis...setel...lega dah!

Bagi rakan2 yg kenal aku...sila dtg kenduri...kalau tak datang...toksah peduli nak call aku pun...nak datang silalah bawak hadiah...jangan nak mencekik free je...makanan aku prepare bukan rumput atau daun...tapi yg mahal2...sekian.

Kraken versi melayu

2008-06-24T12:02:00.002+08:00

Kadang kala aku terlupa kenapa aku blog dalam bahasa inggeris...dulu aku blog dalam bahasa inggeris sebab nak buat duit la kononnya, duit nak bayar domain sendiri...itu la hasilnya...krakenxv.com katakan...tapi jadinya...bila kerjaya aku meningkat...aku dah jemu nak buat ads review or payperpost...gila malas...kawan ghaib aku cakap..."kepala abah kau, keja banyak...gaji banyak, lorat plak nak buat payperpost..."

Asal aku blogging...sebab nak ngutuk org secara siber...secara misteri dan secara pengecut....tapi sumer tu tak jadi sebab buat dalam bahasa inggeris...tak feel lah~So, aku berazam mulai hari ni...post aku kembali ke bahasa melayu...secara jujurnya, separa melayu...bahasa campur2 ni best...mat salleh pun hebat cam kita...very flexible...

Quote dari Prof masa aku belajar dulu "Kita ni org melayu, pandai jugak bahasa inggeris...kalau kita dapat cari bahasa inggeris yg kita nak...guna aje bahasa melayu dalam bahasa inggeris...so bila kita nak cakap mendung tapi tak dapat cari perkataannya...cakap je ...today the day a bit mendung..."

itu lah ajaran songsang aku ingat sampai hari ni...semua syarahan dia bagi pasal statistik dan kebarangkalian...aku tak ingat pun...dulu cita2 nak jadi network engineer...tapi skang jadi penulis pulak...tapi cemaner nak jadi jurutera perangkaian tapi setiap kali kelas kira mengira pakai simbol dan abjad aku selalu tido...dah tak faham...buat ape termenung kat papan putih yg aku tuh sumer cam "da vinci code"..."starang aku dop paham". Dulu masa aku belajar...aku cukup rajin ke kelas kerana hanya lepas kelas boleh lepak ngan kawan2...itu je la...tapi jangan salah anggap aku pelajar terbuang ye...sesungguhnya aku seorang yg cemerlang dari segi menipu dan melepaskan diri dari mengantoikan diri dalam subjek2 yg diambil.

bila aku kerja...bahasa inggeris sangat diutamakan...jadi ketika keluar dari universiti melayu...speaking aku agak pelat seakan2 siam dalam loghat kelate nyer~tapi...setiap kali berlatih konon2 mat salleh celup...aku agak ok la....sampai la aku jadi penulis...bila jumpa member2...diorang mesti tanya..."kerja ape skang mat?"...hebat lagi aku menjawab "technical writer"...."natang ape tuh? tulis artikel, kerja ngan majalah mana?"...benda tu biasa lah...bukan diorang tahu pun...contoh terdekat aku boleh bagi paham...gi bukak kotak handphone...ade user guide...benda tu ah aku tulis...baru la faham diorang...itu cuma salah skop kecik tanggungjawab pekerjaan sebenarnya...lain...sumer buat paper work yg org baca...boleh pening kepala....

Esok lusa...mesti bini aku tanya aku...sempat blogging nampaknya...mau taknya blogging...kat ofis aku ni tingkat 6 tgh construction...bising nak mampus...saper2 pun tak tahan...CFO aku siap dah amik cuti dah pun sebab tahan nak duk kat ofis bunyi bising...CFO aku jarang dtg keja pun...dtg kul 10...pukul 4 dia dah cabut...mentang2 bini bos besar...kitorang la tunggang tonggek buat keja kasi business dia masyuk...takde kitorang...tak merasa la kau nak pakai keta BMW n Merc kau tuh....tapi dia ni ade sifat aku yg tak suka...memekik...ape aje...mesti terlolong panggil staff dia....suara udahlah tak lunak...nyaring plak tuh...bingit weh telinga...tambah pulak bunyi drill ngan tukul...lagi la sakit kepala...so cemaner nak buat keja camni....

Penulis macam aku kena tempat sunyi dan tenang untuk fikir ayat menangkap jiwa pembaca...ayat nak hebat...content nak power...meleleh pembaca baca sebab tak faham...hebat sangat content dia...perut dah lapar ni...nanti bila aku rasa senang hati...aku tulis la ape2 lagi...

Golf GTI

2008-06-09T11:43:00.002+08:00

My friend wanted to buy a car...he's been bitching about which car he wants to buy. He can't make quick decision because there is a lot of choices...he's choice was evo 7 recon from Japan with complete dashboard gauges. I asked him why he chose evo 7? He answered just simply wanted to try.

Me: Beb, lu nak pakai evo 7 apsal?
Dia: Aku sajer nak try...org kata power...agent aku kata sesuai untuk aku...
Me: Kau suka laju? Kau suka bikin keta?
Dia: Tak sangat...Nak drive gitu2 je...
Me: Bodo punya org...setakat nak nak drive baik beli Lancer 2.0GT...
Dia: Mahal tak...???
Me: Bongok kau ni...Mesti tak tak mahal cam evo...dungu...
Dia: Ala...aku nak keta power...at least boleh show off...
Me: Nak show off? Ape kata bini kau...?
Dia: Dia kata "buang duit"
Me: Aku setuju ngan bini kau...udah lah tak minat keta...tapi nak pakai evo...memang rugi...
Dia: Kau suggest ape?
Me: Pegi beli Caldina GT la...family car...but power...
Dia: OK tu...aku beli la tuh...

He called his agent to change his booking from evo to caldina...few weeks later...he sees me again and ask for Volkswagen Passat. I said...its a good car...why not just choose Golf GTI...then he canceled his order for Caldina...

Dia: Beb...ape beza Passat ngan Jetta?
Me: Rupa dia la...ape lagi...family car la tuh...tapi sporty ler...Ape kata kau tgk Golf GTI...cun sial...
Dia: Emm...tgk...
Me: Ape kata kita pegi showroom dia...aku call member aku kat VW Cars.

Yesterday we went to VW Cars at the Curve.

Me: See la...test la.
Dia: Ui...kau rasa ape kau rasa tak?
Me: Rasa...excited sial...aura dia lain macam...
Dia: Tu la...konfem aku nak...
Me: Beb...nak tgk Golf GTI R32 tak?
Dia: Mana?
Me: Ni...
Dia: I want this car....

Today...he can't stop talking about the car...he's really itchy getting the car...but first he has to see his financial credential first.

Smack in the middle

2008-06-06T09:50:00.002+08:00

A lot of great things happened to me in 2008, and it still june! Many great things happened and i grateful to God for a lot of great things He has bestowed on me. Still i foreseen many others to come. But not all things tho', thats the time you have to make the decision whether to choose path A or B. Now things really went great for me, i have another opportunity in advancing my career. It is promising as it will give higher pay and more experience. 1 thing i need consider...i need to travel a lot...

It is not because of the traveling that i mind but my study and soon to be wife. Yes, i'm going to get married soon!...and the time really ticking fast...i wanted to continue my studies as it is my dream to get a scroll and my mother's dream to see me on the stage receiving the scroll. Now i like to be with my wifey, the closer the better. I hate traveling and left my wifey behind...i like her to be by my side...but, the world is not peachy that u can do what ever fuck you want and reality ain't that sweet either.

When I think it over...some of my friends really does well without higher education...some of my with higher education struggles to get even a job. Even so, i need to get that scroll as it would be self achievement and boost my morale...my spirit...when i think of it...there are still few options that i can get both...may it take a little bit more time...and I may finish it on time...either way...some sacrifice is needed...it may my time or the whole energy...but i really can do it...

Busy busy...business

2008-05-28T11:56:00.004+08:00

Since i joined this new company, i got to know some new people. QA here pretty much strict when it comes to format of the documents, the look of the documents and even the contents. Now there are 2 guys that are really fussy about those formatting. 1 is the Lead QA and my boss the Tech. Architect. When my work are sent for proof reading and reviewing, a list of comments will come and u'll see me burst into tears. Content wise, they compliment me, but when it comes to formatting, even wording spacing will became an issue. It's ok, they're job is to ensure the highest quality of documents and products are produced.

The first day i started working, i have to deal a lot with the Lead QA. It made us close in sense of working environment. But i never knew that this guy really have a lot under his sleeve. After few weeks with him, he starts blurting his personal life to me. Reason? He is really comfortable talking to me rather than other guys. Maybe my personalities attracts comfort towards others. After each puzzle appearing before my eyes about his life, i got the whole picture. His is one rich motherfucker...not because his parents are rich but he make his own riches from his own efforts. Previously, he completed one of the proton outsourced contract of doing something about protons' cars. Some parts and installments. He profited from it quite the fortune.

Unlike any other rich yuppies spending the dough, he simply kept it without spending a lot. He bought himself a house and a modenas kriss...he live moderately without care about luxury life. He never bitches about hardship of life some like others, bitch this, bitch that. He's getting married soon tho.

One day he asked whether his idea about a business have prospects in it or not. After giving my opinion, he asked whether i would like to join him to run the business. Yes is the answer. I thought that was it...the breakthrough i need to get myself into business world. But it doesn't stops there...he invited me to run another business...ok...it is really scares me because i was thinking taking it slowly until i familiar with running a business...but it really struck me, if i let go the invitation, i might regret it one day...cause i've been waiting this kind of chance...

Person that u know and mingle does play an effect...if u know the right people, chances of you achieving what you dream of might come true...i'm not saying his business proposition really 100% promises easy life later on...but where's the "sweetness" without the "sweat"? All i know is..chances can be taken...if it turns out well...good...if it is not...i'll try again.

Saturday rant...

2008-05-24T11:26:00.006+08:00

Suddenly it went blank...the fuck i do working on saturday? While other people sleeping and hugging their bolster some to extent got horny huggin' em...i'm sitting in the office, working (as if~!) writing blog entry, reading comics and just surf the net. Hell am i doing? I have a lot of stories...but too personal to share, i ain't getting paid to disclose my private life...i'm no mr rich ass hollywood motherfucker producing own reality life...Simmon's family jewels? Fuck them sideways...

They are gthe same as other family...boring motherfuckers that is...what is so special about them? To jim simmons, his family might be jewels, but in my eyes...his kids are spoiled. Not all shown on TV is shit real...u think its real?? Hell no...There's 1 episode where jim simmon's kid enrolled into a college...met a girl for the first time...give a hollar...act just like its a fucking friendly neighborhood...went to the beach...have a picnic...swim naked...motherfucker...that bitch really trying hard to get famous...

Ozzy's kid...u should have died OD'd...drama queen fucks..."Owh i'm so sad...so so sad...i lost my ways...thats why i take alcohol and drugs to relax"...are you friggin' retarded?! Other peoples had it worst...shit ass broke...huge problems...and still manage to stay clean...ozzy's kids got the luxury...otak letak bontot punya org...people care for you cause u have money u fucking moron...

Snoop Dogg Fatherhood? Shit ain't real...from thugs to softass gangster...i'm from the hood...i teach my kids family values...dumbass! show your kids to value of money...no money...no talk la bro~And believe me...your reality show is crap~too much cut scenes and not shown on tv...then it is not reality show...its bullshit...At least MTV I need Anger Management has more truth in it. Motherfucker...it always about making money rather than focusing on the concept...fuck your ass...

I'm at my new work place

2008-05-15T10:36:00.003+08:00

I'm pretty much hectic for the past 1 week. Baru seminggu kerja sudah busy nak mampus...Currently i'm back writing user guide and manuals for systems. But in addition, i have to develop a help file (.CHM) format. Don't know what it is? Remember the ? symbol in any of your favorite softwares? I bet u do...i'm the one who creates that type of program. Interesting eyh? Pretty much interesting for me as you able to learn a lot from the software you writing about.

This is just a short entry. Sebab aku terlalu banyak menulis dan mengarang...aku jadi muak pulak menaip dan menulis...

Koyak Mata Gua

2008-05-05T23:35:00.002+08:00

Friday last week is the first day of my new job...hari khamis..tido sudah tunggang langgang...that day i have a dreadful headache...tapi kononnya macam hero nak tahan sampai malam...last2 kecundang juga sebab takut akan hari sabtu exam bahasa mandarin...Pukul 9 malam, bangun...start cracking on the mandarin...do some exercise...ape benda ini "baifang"..."Lelang Dao hen mei~"...aku sudah start blur...i still try to cramp all those words into my head...but my head just rejects it...ape nak buat...jam sudah pukul 11 malam...

Rilek sekejap...rest for a while kasi pelan2 kayuh study...aku study sampai 2 pagi...tapi sehabuk tak lekat kat otak...ape lagi give sudah...tapi tak dapat nak tido langsung...start keja baru dengan keadaan 100%...malah tak sampai 20% pun...mata rabak dan koyak~...tak bley blah...1st day kerja sudah kena buat system testing...my head starts spinning again...with not enough rest...simple system testing became like a horror film...

Rasa macam nak give up pun ade pada hari tuh...hari sabtu...pegi pavillion with my girl...belikan brg kecantikan untuk my girl...1st MAC outlet...sampai sana...got this sexy chick entertaining my girl...aku tumpang dengar aje...tapi my lenglui sudah tuduh pula aku tgk tetek budak itu...meraban aku dalam gelap dimarahi~pastu pegi clinique, beli basic face care product...dia tunjuk demo kat tangan aku...tak sangka beza sungguh kaler kulit bila dia sapu those products...sungguh lembut kulitku~emm...sungguh metroseksual! nanti aku mau beli clinique products for myself...

Minggu ini aku pulang dengan poket rabak juga...sudah spend few hundreds for my girl's beauty products...tapi tak apa...kerana dirinya sungguh berharga~

My girl my lucky charm!

2008-04-21T02:00:00.009+08:00

I've been into a lot of arguments with my girl for few days. I don't know why, we just argue even on small matters. It is really tiring me. But we keep it in control as much as possible as it is a difficult time in our relationship. I went to klcc with my girl...i have a team dinner organized by my project manager. Chilli's is the venue. Ordered my favorite "mushroom jack" and bottomless ice lemon tea. I didn't stay long at chilli's as i'm eager to walk with my girl. Before i went to chilli's i went to samsung Olympic roadshow to see their handphones. I grown to like samsung due to its sleek designs and features. Not bad for korean product!

After my dinner, i rendezvous with my at samsung booth...i ask the representative on G600 series phone. I did not ask a lot on specs. I don't compare with other phones. Since my 1st choice F400 is still not released. go for my 2nd choice which is the G600. Oh my...even though i didn't look at the specs...i do trust the specs is great...its a multimedia phone. Several specs features are 5MP Camera, 512MB Transflash and bla bla bla...then...then i just pause...seeing the phone...the representative saw my expression as if i was thinking of not buying...then he said to me...
Samsung Guy: If you buy now...i give you a canon printer worth RM800 as a gift
Me: Sure ah RM800?? (It looks to me the printer worth RM300)
Samsung Guy: Encik, i'm serious, this is mobile picture printer. Good printer...
Me: Emm...Hun, do u think i should buy the phone?
My Girl: Go ahead...up to u, i know u wanted a new phone for a long time already...
Me: Yeah..i think i should...Ok...wrap it up...i want to buy this phone...
Samsung Guy: Alright...i give u free bag as well...

I have to go to Best Denki to make the payment...after settling the buying process...the samsung guy said to me that i'm eligible for the contest and i should enter it...At first i was reluctant since i know i have never won a contest before...but...heck...it could be fun...so i entered the contest. So i have one challenger...i stand on the stage with the MC and asked to choose an envelope. At first i wanted to choose number 2 envelope but the other guy chose it first...i picked number 5 envelope.

We have to answer 5 questions, if able to answer all 5 questions, grand price of an unreleased phone worth RM2k++ will be given.

So my challenger starts first.
MC: Ok sir, what is samsung model that waterproof and shockproof?
Challenger: Err...emm...M680????
MC: I'm sorry...it is incorrect...

He gets eliminated immediately...so it all up to me...in my head saying "thank god i didn't choose envelope number 2...tough question!

MC: Ok sir...i will open the envelop that u chose...now the 1st questions...where is samsung originated from?
Me: South Korea

(My girl was really excited and keep on cheering me with high spirit...she was really supportive!)

MC: samsung sgh-f480 is a touch screen phone and the 1st to use the touchwiz interface.true/false?
Me: True
MC: Yes it is correct! 3rd question, What is 2 of field sports for olympic games?
Me: Ermm...400m and long jump~
MC: Jury...how about it? does he get right?
(The jury nods her head)
MC: Man...u're really good! U got it right again...alright...move on to the 4th question...what is the MP for samsung M8xx series?
Me: Em..5MP...
MC: How about it jury? And....yes u got it right again...wow...u really knows it all...u study about samsung is it?
Me: Just being lucky... :p
MC: Alright...this is it...the last question...the question that determine u'll get the grand price...which football team that samsung sponsors in English Premier League?

Now this is really a killer question...i'm not a football fan...my challenger was shouting...MU MU MU!!!!....and my girl is hinting CHELSEA!...i was confused...which to believe? MU or Chelsea?...and then it struck me...i look at girl's face that she was really confident about it and insist i said Chelsea...i believe her...and i answer

Me: Chelsea...
MC: Oh my god~! We got our self a winner! Congratulations! U won the grand price of Samsung F480!!!!
Me: Thanks...Thanks!
Now...imagine that...the first contest i ever won...all thanks to my girl...if she hadn't given me the answer...i wouldn't have won...funny, my girl knows more about football than me...LoL! As we talked to the samsung's people, they had no confidence that i could won since the questions i chose are a bit tricky...they said that 1 of the envelops contains super easy questions...but i was able to won on the toughest questions given...I look at my girl and said...

"I am lucky to have you as my girl"

Boredom

2008-04-11T10:03:00.003+08:00

I pretty much bored in the office...i have nothing to do...since i have tendered my resignation. Task stops flowing onto my desk. Thus all i do is surfing the internet and crap with colleagues.

I have done my project presentation. So there is no assignments pending except preparing examinations.

Feel like, whats the point going to the office--i have nothing to do...better let me serve my notice period at home rest...yesterday i did not come to work purposely...haih...

So, this entry is untterly waste of readers' time and totally piece of crap. Anybody want to call me and have tea?

I am a man of principal

2008-04-02T10:47:00.002+08:00

Yesterday i went out the whole day...i didn't do a single task nor work...browsing the internet from 8 til 11...by 11.30 i went out to get few personal things done. Yep, i'm going out to see "Tok Imam" in my province area to get his approval for my marriage application. Nak kahwin pun kena mintak kebenaran..ntah ape-ape. On top of that i have to bring 2 witnesses to prove i'm really single. Upon reaching to the mosque where the imam office is, i was trying to look for him...but no where to be found. Called him up and set an appointment.

Both of the 2 witnesses are hungry as it is already 1pm...we went across the street opposite the mosque to have lunch. Upon finishing lunch, storm suddenly appear. Haiyoh...we stuck there for 2 hours. around 3pm, the imam called me back

Ust.: Weh mana kau?
Me: Just across the street la ust. opposite the mosque.
Ust: Nak dtg tak?
Me: I want to la ust. but its raining heavily...]
Ust: Naik kereta ler.
Me: Er...we park our car the mosque parking area...impossible to get there...
Ust: Aku nak balik ni...nanti ASAR dtg jumpa ler
Me: Ust. how about we come to your house
Ust: Tau ke umah aku kat mana?
Me: I know...don't worry...we'll be there...

3.30pm, the still pouring heavily...so decided to ran to the car went to the ust. house...upon reaching there, he greeted us in and took my application for approval...it is a simple process and he quickly approved it without any questions or interview as it already been a normal procedures.

Ust: Ust. ni sempoi...malas nak tanya pasal ilmu agama. Seba ust. percaya yang kamu dah tahu...kamu pegi kursus kahwin kan?
Me: Ye.
Ust: Do u know this guy?
Witness 1: Yes...his my cousin
Witness 2: Yes
Ust: Bak sini IC...
Witness 1: Here u go
Witness 2: Alamak...lupa bawak IC ler
Ust: Takpe...no problem.

Witness 2 trying to pull a prank on me. Actually he brought his IC. Since the ust. doesn't mind, his prank failed miserably. HAHAHAHA...I reached office around 4pm. Half of working time spend outside. My boss doesn't mind.

Now, getronics is counter offered me yesterday. But i declined the offer today after a careful consideration on few factors.

They should've done something early and not after i told Euan.
They should counter offer and absorb when the problem is still at the early stage.
I honor the job offer i received.
Taking counter offer will lowers my integrity as a trustworthy person and gave an implication that i can be easily bought over with money.
The counter offer is a contract basis employment with annual renewal program as the new job offer is a permanent employment. In this i look for job security not job hanging by the decision of the client.
I could learn more in the new company as they already planned my task and it is pure SDLC documentation tasking.
The hiring manager trusted and have confidence towards my ability.
I believe god determine my "rezeki"...

I could be a greedy bastard as the counter offer is very high and i could own a Lancer 2.0GT easily. But hey, why be greedy...if god permits...i could own it in the future...cheers

Up your ass SOB

2008-04-01T09:59:00.003+08:00

Serve you right motherfucker...make your acquintance, P-A-I-N! I've tendered my resignation yesterday and cc it to main contractor and client. Just imagine the reaction of my agency owner...how it kills me to see that motherfucker face when i tendered my resignation. Yesterday all of the bosses from UK and US for IT Services came down KL to have a conference in Prince Hotel. So it is a right opportunity to highlight the problem i'm facing...

When i arrived at the office, Euan is already there.

8.30am
Euan comes from aberdeen...so try imagine how he talks, like sean connery...
Euan: Hey Kraken, how are u doing...its been a while...
Kraken: Hey...how are u...
Euan: Later on we need discuss on the procedures that you have drafted with Dave...
Kraken: Yea.......ok......

(I sat for 5 minutes to send my resignation letter via email)

Euan: Kraken...u must be kiddin', why u wanted to quit?
Kraken: Can we take this outside...
Euan: Yeah...
(I've told what my agency have done)
Euan: That is not right...as far as i'm concern...his contract with getronics considered void! I'll talk to yong about this...take it easy ok kraken...
Kraken: Yeah, thanks.

(I was just about to start work, monkey called)

Monkey: Why with the sudden decision
Me: Not happy
Monkey: Why..
Me: Not happy la...what else
Monkey: That is not a good reason
Me: Nothing better than saying not happy...
Monkey: Be rational and don't throw your career down the drain...Baker continued your services, still not happy?
Me: Monkey, i've been diligent and baker satisfied with my work...i already delivered my part of the deal...but u didn't...
Monkey: What the things u're not happy with...
Me: You, my salary, EPF, Socso...the way u handle issues, i've been here since november...i still haven't see a single cent going into my EPF...
Monkey: Now look, i've said to u many times that i'm trying to improve things...
Me: Trying and time is the luxury i don't have...
Monkey: Now when u cc to yong and euan...that is wrong...
Me: Not wrong, infact it is following procedure...both of them is the managers i'm reporting to...
Monkey: Yea ok...u done nothing wrong...still why u want to quit...
Me: Look here...chance have been given...i like action better than just talk...excuse me we have nothing to be discussed...thank you...bye!

Padan muka sama itu bodo punya mangkuk hayun! This morning Yong said that yesterday he had a meeting with Monkey...It is decided that Monkey's business contract will be terminated after few legal issue resolved...and those working under him will be absorbed into getronics...leaving him dry...now i'm not done yet...let's take some legal issue into the matter...i will go to EPF to file a report...

Dilemma

2008-03-26T10:12:00.003+08:00

My girl said: Do call Asiankom to know ur status...
Kraken: Will do dear...

I sent an sms to Mr.G asking whats the status of my application...

Mr.G: Hi Kraken, Good morning...how are u?
Kraken: Hi G, i'm fine...
Mr.G: I don't need to hide it...obviously...we're really interested having you on board...but 1 concern on your salary...RMXXXX it too high...but we're willing to pay -RM200 from expected salary.
Kraken: Fine...its ok G...
Mr.G: When can u start?
Kraken: When can u send me Offer Letter?
Mr.G: (Laughing) Thurday...is it ok?
Kraken: 1 month notice...is it ok?
Mr.G: ok
Kraken: ok...thursday then...
Mr.G: Have a splendid day Kraken!

The thing is, what i'm asking is quite high...for what they are offering is high too, just short RM200...hell yeah! My luck landing on this job~ But, a part of me feel sad leaving BHI. It is the most privileged company and most conducive working place ever. I like working in BHI. But just because of "Monkey", i have to let it go...What i'm afraid of is my boss making a counter offer...now that would be a dilemma...but a price must be paid...permanent employment plus super attractive salary or NO DEAL!

2nd thing is how to make Mr. Monkey pay my salary on the last month my employment...he has this tendency not paying last salary that u're entitled with...maybe i'll make a few phone calls on this one...but...surely...legal action will be taken for what he has done...
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Interview session:
Mr.G: Hi Kraken, I'm G, call me G...no title of Mr...we both young and living the life.
Kraken: I'm Kraken, nice to meet you...
Mr.G: Alright...let's start...tell me about your employment...achivements, tasks...everything...
Kraken: (This is a long talk-it took me 30 minutes to explain my current work)
Mr.G: U mentioned ITIL...are u certified ITIL?
Kraken: Nope.
Mr.G: Impressive, u know ITIL, only handful knows on ITIL...How do u know it?
Kraken: Learn...
Mr.G: Meaning they paying less than u supposed to get, u know ITIL...that is an asset...
Kraken: Its ok, its learning experience and knowledge...infact there is PRINCE2 standard for Project Management PMI standards that i know too.
Mr.G: Most impressive...well do u know six sigma?
Kraken: Heard of it...management isn't it?
Mr.G: to be exact management on quality...
Kraken: Way off my league...
Mr.G: (Laughing) Don't worry, not on your field of expertise...not related to your job...
Kraken: (Laughing)
Mr.G: Hmm...how old are you?
Kraken: XX years.
Mr.G: Oh my...u're young...but very impressive...you got potential...u haveMBA?
Kraken: No...
Mr.G: Sure ah?
Kraken: I think u do...this MBA very special...Married But Available scroll is written all over you...
Kraken: Hell no~! I'm very faithful!
Mr.G: Do u act?
Kraken: I have no talent
Mr.G: But you're a good talker...
Kraken: I'm good with inter-personal communication
Mr.G: At such young age, u achieve a lot and have a lot of potentials...
Kraken: Thanks
Mr.G: I like u...tell u what...I'll persuade the management to give u attractive salary package...and here is my number...call me whenever u want...FYI, u're the 1st candidate...and u totally impressed me...
Kraken: (Smile) Thanks.

Bahasa melambangkan bangsa

2008-03-24T14:20:00.002+08:00

Sementelah aku tidak menulis dalam bahasa melayu sebegitu lama, tetapi sekali sekala, apa salahnya. Menarik jugak berbahasa "beku" dan "ramah" di mata tetamu. Coretan yang khusus untuk orang melayu, bukan racism ataupun memilih kaum seperti geng kelantan "takdop gu". Sebenarnya khusus org semua bangsa mahupun juga bangsa melayu itu sendiri dan bangsat2 sekalian.

Perihal F1...selak muka utusan...oh kimi raikkonen menang~PM pasti team "BMW-Sauber-Petronas-kenapa panjang sangat namanya-tapi hanya pengajur je boleh" menang dalam perlumbaan akan datang. Pak Lah memang bersemangat dalam merangkul johan cakap cakap aje kerana itulah tugas Perdana Menteri membakar semangat dan memberi keyakinan yang logikal tapi hampir palsu rata2nya...

Hari ni, tergempar sekali lagi kerajaan terengganu masih lagi tak mempunyai menteri besar. Hairan, kenapa BN begitu "berformula" tapi tak dapat nak lantik MB...sultan nak org lain, tapi BN mahukan Idris. Sedangkan Perak dapat menangani masalahnya, kenapa terengganu bersengketa antara melayu. Tak malu ke? Aku agak jugak. Teliti kembali, Ade MT BN berkata, jangan hina institusi Raja, tapi bukan ke apa yang BN nak buat tu mencalar imej dan fungsi kesultanan? Takkan cakap aje...tapi sendiri tak sedar "terbuat".

Sekali lagi calon2 pemenang cakap-cakap aje bertambah seorang lagi...hari ni separuh hari aku termenung, jenis apakah aku ini? Hanya duduk sahaja? Tenung skrin monitor sehingga waktu pulang? Kerja tak ada ke? Rasanya macam ada...tapi kenapa rasa bosan amat...teringat pula dulu sebelum waktu F1...aku mesti dapat tiket free dari bapa aku, seating terbaik dan boleh tahan mahalnya...dapat bukan sekeping, kadang kala sampai 4-5 keping. Jadi distribute kepada kawan2...aku pun pergi sama...aku menjadi tumpuan rakan acap kali F1 ada. Pasti ada menyapa...Ada tiket tak? Tahun ni macam mana? Pergi berapa org? Kau tak pergi ke?

Itulah himpunan soalan2 berbaur "bawalah aku bersamamu~" Malang sekali...sejak bapa aku pencen dari perkhidmatan nyer dengan syarikat GLC. Tiada lagi kepingan tiket yang melayang2 masuk ke tangan aku. Apa nak buat, masa yang baik begitu tidak selamanya...

The most unsatisfied one

2008-03-17T14:30:00.002+08:00

Yesterday i had a meeting with "monkey"...remember how dissatisfied i am with monkey...yesterday my colleagues and I set up a meeting with him. As all of us predict, the issue we have will not be settled and we'll be leaving the meeting clueless and unsatisfied with the solution. Infact, there are no solutions provided. All he does is making up stories and try to make things complicated.

Leaving the meeting yesterday unsatisfied, i scheduled for another meeting today...but as predicted, he cancelled the meeting last minute. I had it up to neck...i can be patient but not the extent of this. My friends and I already decided to look for a new job, as soon as 1 of us landed a new contract, we will sing like a cannary to BHI...let BHI know whats been going internally.

I came to the office today quite late...i purposely do that since i'm already demotivated. Felt a bit sorry today cause i was barking to the security officer at the parking bay. Hey, part of me, i don't feel sorry cause he's stupid~The normal parking bay for motocycle is at B1...it is unusually pack today~really pack...i can't get a parking space for my motocycle...so went to B2 to park...then came a nepal security officer and told me that i can't park in B2

SO: Sorry Sir...U can't park here...
Me: Why?
SO: You can only park at B1...its management rule sir~
Me: Since when? I don't see any motocycle not allowed to park signs~ by the way there is no parking spaces on B1...its full already...
SO: Sorry, i can't let u park here...
Me: Look...can't u understand what i'm saying! There is no parking space! Where the hell i should park!
SO: No sir...the management will scold me if i let u...
Me: Look here...how about this...i move my bike in the afternoon...
SO: No sir...i can't let u park here...

I'm getting impatient and pissed...fuck it lah...no need to be nice already...practically i was shouting and firing the unfortunate security officer...

Me: What the fuck! Where the hell i should park!! there is no parking space available...are u deaf! stupid ke!
SO: Please sir...could u just please park at B1...
Me: Oi! Moron! Where do u want me to park?! ha?! At the reserved parking area is it? IDIOT!!
SO: Alright sir...i'll find u a place to park...so please sir...
Me: Why don't u say that earlier...after i'm scold u then u want to help me...idiot...

Moral of the story is...people sometimes are too uptight and following the regulations without senses...what i'm trying to do is park at the unused space, it doesn't disrupt any pathway nor disturbing parking slots for cars...but some no brainer still insist cramping at B1...

The other side of politics

2008-03-14T11:46:00.003+08:00

Huiyoh...here there everywhere talk about new state government, the "unforseen" result of election...but behind all that talk...i was wondering...the fuck u guys want?! "Buat camni salah...buat camtu salah...dah ape yg tak salah...kau duduk umah goyang konek?" I do follow a little political drama..."org ni cakap dia...dia cakap org ini"...but i'm easily bored with the soap opera. Even i read utusan, there is no changes...still pro-BN as they are..."takde 1 pun report pasal baik PKR, PAS ataupun DAP" all lies, all terrible and all wrong reported by utusan towards the opposition coalition. "Apebenda la...takdop cerita lain ke?, ngutuk no.1, pujian no. akhir"

Flip to the entertainment section...."Nora Danish bersengketa dengan Fasha Sandha"...what a boring story..."org lain gaduh jugak, baru tepis tangan masa bersalaman...dan jadi isu macam Pak Lah kahwin ngan Bini baru" and then i was thinking, it would be much more interesting if the story is "Nora Danish ditangkap bersenggama dengan Fasha Sandha!" what would be the public "erection"...sorry perception. I stayed until 2 in the morning on the election day...just to see the result...its rare occasion to have my parents, me and my brother watch tv together. The best part when Samy Vellu lose. "Sorak macam MU buat hat-trick 2-1" I was laughing remembering the Samy Vellu statement before election "Saya mesti mahu bertanding!"

When Awang Adek lose bachok DUN...remembered my father said...i think Dato' P. will laugh like mad "Dia tak sebulu dengan Awang Adek"...Dato' P. is my father's colleague. Dato' P and my father been working together in the same company for 30 years. Upon retiring, both of Dato' P. and my father got the same offer to be a member of an advisory board for utility industry.

A guy i called monkey

2008-03-04T09:19:00.002+08:00

I work at MNC that is well known and among the biggest in world. But the thing is i'm paid directly as my payroll are managed by agency. Yes, i'm a contractor to the company i work with. I have problems with the owner of the agency 1 month he manage my salary, besides paying late, there are lot other things that he successfully making me pissed. Now, I'm happy with "BHI" but not with "VCSB".

For 4th consecutive time, this monkey never get things right. I was wondering, how he's really cunning like fuck? Not really cunning since i smell the fart from far away.

Kraken: I don't trust this fuck...i think business are really hanky panky.
DK: Bro, let me tell u something, actually...he's not malaysian...some more, not indian malaysian.
Kraken: Meaning?
DK: The fuck comes from india...and as far as i know...who ever india indian...do business...they tend to trick and make it confusing.
Kraken: Dude...u're an indian...shouldn't u say that?
DK: Dude...i'm malaysian! We all together been brought up in malaysian culture and nurtured from home to respect and be honest.
Kraken: True...
DK: As for the fuck...he live in the corrupted environment . Who would u trust first? Indian from India...or Indian in Malaysia...
Kraken: I rather go for indian in malaysia.
DK: There u go...u sense that it is comfortable to trust your own countryman rather than others.

After a careful thought, yes...it is true that we can trust among ourselves better than an outsider because of the culture and how we have live together for a long time...i'm not a political person but rather focusing of friendship...yesterday i received my pay slip see some irregularity in my pay slip...the fuck deduct 300++ from my pay and stated that its a cash advance...i called the fuck and asked when in the fucking milky way i took a cash advance...

(Try to imagine fuck's with thick indian acsent)

Kraken: Hello fuck, may i know why u deduct 300++ from my paycheck.
Fuck: Oh kraken, it is because i overpay u last month...
Kraken: U didn't overpay me...it is in a correct figure...
Fuck: No No...there was a computational error...
Kraken: ?????What computational error???? The amount was correct!
Fuck: No its not~u see...last month employer's EPF contribution i gave to u?
Kraken: So? It doesn't u have the rights to deduct from me...its suppose come from your own bank a/c

(This part really screw up because he's blabbing some ridiculous way of calculation for my payslip)

Kraken: Let me rectify something, u supposed to pay me RMxxxx. If u say so...i don't see the figure...whats the break down of my pay?
Fuck: Oh...refer to your contract...basic+incentive+socso+employer's EPF contribution...and there u go...u get RMXXXX

That time i was speechless....never in my working life employers's contribution is a part of a gross salary...MOTHERFUCKER! Aku kena tipu bogel-bogel!

But i'm not letting this matter slide through and close 1 eye on it...i did a complain to the main contractor...just imagine the imagine how the main contractor react...she was speechless and said..."oh my...i didn't notice such person still exist!" well...the main contractor is doing their best to release me from the fuck's contract...and believe me...worst case scenario...quit la bro...cause i'm not the only one whose under his payroll...

Koleksi Lawak Bodo

2008-02-29T11:27:00.002+08:00

Cerita 1
Bidin melihat rakannya, Wafdi.. sedang membuat kopi...kemudianmemasukkan sebutir ubat panadol ke dalamnya. Dengan kehairanan Asaribertanya kepada Ajoi...
Asari: "Kenapa kau masukkan panadol dalam kopi tu?"
Ajoi: "Kopi ni panas.. bagi panadol.. kurang sikit panas dia.."

Cerita 2
Seorang pemburu bertembung dengan seekor singa. Terrperanjat, diatak sempat mengangkat senapangnya. Tiada pilihan, pemburu itubertadah tangan dan berdoa.Ketika pemburu itu menjeling ke arahsinga, dia ternampak bahawa singa itu juga sedang berdoa.
Pemburu: "Ah leganya..... ...singa baik rupanya. Selamatlah aku."
Singa: "Ya.......singa yang baik selalu baca doa sebelum makan."

Cerita 3
Seorang pegawai polis masuk ke bilik mayat sebuah hospital untuk menyiasatpunca kematian tiga lelaki sekaligus. Selepas memeriksa mayat-mayat itu,dia bertanya kepada penjaga bilik berkenaan.
Polis : Mengapa ketiga-tiga mayat tersenyum?
Penjaga : Lelaki pertama sedang bersanding, apabila tiba2 diserang strok.Lelaki kedua pula khabarnya menang loteri dan mati serangan sakit jantungmanakala yg ketiga disambar petir.
Polis : Hah! Kenapa disambar petir pun tersenyum?
Penjaga : Masa tu dia ingat orang sedang ambil gambarnya...

Cerita 4
Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik,Lias terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.
Lias : Kenapa menangis?
Amin : Saya datang untuk ujian darah.
Lias : Awak takut ke?
Amin : Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telahterpotong jari saya.(Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Liasmenangis.)
Amin : Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis?
Lias : Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing...

Cerita 5
Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia bertanya: " Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca macam orang lain?""Dah tentu, " jawab doktor. "Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca," kata lelaki itu dengan riang.

Cerita 6
Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat .
" Assalamualaikum "
" Walaikumsalam "
" Ni rumah encik Sameon ye?" Ya saya"
" Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni "
" Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?"

Cerita 7
3 org Asli menaiki motor dan ditahan polis trafik. Namun pemandu motor tersebuttidak berhenti. Katanya, 'Tak Muat Dah Tok, Kami dah bertiga!!!

Appearing dissappeard friend

2008-02-27T10:49:00.003+08:00

Case 1:
I have a friend who disappeared 3 years ago. His disappearance came with a lot of controversy, some say a business deal went sour and he ran off with the money. Some say he made problems with some dudes, the dudes wants him dead. A lot of assumptions and theory on his disappearance. The 1st time i received a call from him after many years was 3 weeks ago and met him last week. 1st thing i asked was, what the fuck happened?

Kraken: What the fuck happened la wey?
Him: A business went sour...
Kraken: What business?
Him: Well...u know that sometimes i forge documents for my clients who wants to make a loan...
Kraken: Yes...
Him: All was set and the documents are ready...the problem was the bank detected that the documents are forged.
Kraken: Then...
Him: Then, the one who forged the documents ran away...i went hiding...and the person who wants to get the loan caught by the police...i have to hide...police were looking after me...i got to wait until the situation calms down...
Kraken: So while u were hiding...what were u doing?
Him: I attended culinary course...i'm a chef now...and working in PD...got engaged but that one doesn't work well...that bitch got somebody else...
Kraken: Heh...apalagi...kasi hantam itu bangkai ler brother...
Him: Ai...not that easy la wey...if hantam...he make a police report...i will sure kena...some more got previous problems what...sure my ass kena sula kaw-kaw punya sama polis

Now, we met once in a while...

Case 2:
I have a friend that spoilt by the parents. During school years, he was considered as a wuss...i slapped, punched, kicked him just for fun...and still he just smile and said "its ok kraken, u're my buddy"...pathetic...after finish school...we went the same university, he took Law and i took IT. That time...we're still friends...when ever we stumble on each other we would greet each other. During varsity, i'm no longer a bully...i'm friendlier...but in the same time...still arrogant...in other hand, he became something else...not bully...but the up class rich kid...he made friends...he fuck girls...drink...and all other stuff...oh did i mentioned...he made a soft porn too...he got kicked out from the Univertsity because his CGPA worth shit...as i graduated.

The video quickly spread among our hommies...as it got to me...i told a friend of mine in which i don't know knows the girl who was in video as well...he asked the girl...the girl was shocked and told my friend the video is being distributed. That night he called me...

Porn Friend: Fuck you kraken...
Me: Fuck u too asshole...
Porn: I gonna whack u real good.
Me: Come la if u got dick...

We met at a dark alley across another friend's house, he bring his brother as well, 2 on 1? i don't give a damn rat ass!...well...the arguments heard by my friends...they came and warned my porn friend that if he lays a hand on me, they gonna whoop porn friend's ass real good...since that day...i never saw him again...unfortunately, i stumble on him on saturday morning while having breakfast at subang...

Porn friend: Hey Kraken...long time no see!
Me: Aaa...yea...(fuck u bitch, i recalled that u said we're not friends anymore)
Porn friend: What are u doing here?
Me: Breakfast...(Are u mental, crackhead)
Porn friend: Ey...i'll come to you and catch up...
Me: Yea...ok...(not in a million years fuck face)

I'll ended finish my breakfast quickly and "blah" as quickly as possible...what nerve he has saying hi to me...what an idiot...my life was just fine without that dick in it...what a morning sore sight...

Dont Forget U're in China...

2008-02-19T09:58:00.002+08:00

A man went on a business to China and wanted to buy some gifts for his kids. He went to a shop and found a nice looking CD player. Wary of buying inferior goods, he asked the shopkeeper, 'What would happen if this does not work?' The shopkeeper quietly points to the only sign in English that reads, 'GUARANTEE NO SPOILT'. Feeling assured, he paid for the CD player and returns to his hotel. He tried to use the CD player after returning to the hotel but it would not even switch on. He quickly return to the shop and asked for a refund or an exchange for another unit. When the shopkeeper refuse to give either, the m an points to the sign assuring him of a guarantee. The shopkeeper then said, 'Brother, you are in China . We read from the right to the left.'

The shit people do when they have a lot of time

2008-02-05T11:59:00.000+08:00

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

GAUTENG:
When you rearrange the letters: GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

Me~

2008-02-04T16:07:00.000+08:00

I know its been a month i haven't update my blog, even the regular will get fed up upon seeing unchange post..."no new post? bodow ini kraken, buat penat je type url"...well...the usual me would say "pegi la mampus, ini aku kuli bapak kau ke?!"...but the new me would simply say "fuck u asshole...no time"...short precise and save me a whole lot of saliva and brain power...

For those who is still wondering what the fuck kraken do for a living, here is it:
I'm a fucking Network Analyst/Technical Documentation Specialist.

Clear enough...i don't think so...well...if u have the time to ask me for a cup of tea, i might explain what the hell i'm doing...now, for the past 2 months...i'm having problem my boss paying me on time...that stupid retard thought i can close one eye if my pay came a bit late...sorry ye bro, i ain't that forgiving...what i did is, i went to see a middle man for the contract, smart man he is...he pays me directly and deducted from my company invoice...ghahahahaha~!

well...that already sort out...but the problem is...epf and socso...how in the hell nak buat ni...i can complain...but it would bring me a lot of heat from my boss...i already heated the situation by complaining a lot on salary...this calls for another thinking session..let put aside that matter, now, u see one dude with the nick alifmimyanun, here's a comment for u bugger~ "cibai nyusahkan aku nak menukar url plak...takde pendirian ke ape"....

When it comes to spending

2008-01-07T11:53:00.000+08:00

I believe that not having a car can impose a problem towards your "partnership" life...i'm used to riding in where ever i go. But when you are with a girl...riding a bike doesn't feels right since 1 thing that you will ponder...what happens if its raining? Another lame scenario, oh fuck...its hot...other than that...riding really give huge difference in financial. Parking RM 2 utmost...fuel RM 7 utmost...u see how big is the differences.

Again, it still doesn't feels right bringing your "precious" riding a bike...high risk...sekali kena langgar, konfem gol pigi! Yesterday, i've talked with bunch of friends regarding acquiring a car. 1 of the my friend is a car dealer. Was thinking of Myvi, but shit hole expensive...for a malaysian car with a price tag of 52k? Cibai...so my accountant friend gave me an advice on getting 2nd hand car and the impact on financial...accountant beb...what else...dia sudah kira2 ler...whats profitable and whats not. By then, i regret selling off my honda. Ceh...what have done cannot be undone. NASIB LER BRO.

He managed to convinced me getting 2nd hand car is a value for money if several conditions are met. I made a few phone calls asking is there anyone selling off their honda. Motor trader is the 2nd choice since there are a lot of mangkuk who really knows how to keletong in their adverts. But, motor trader still reliable source to find a 2nd hand car. While talking to "tempik" my friend, he mentioned about a friend selling his EK...full mugen bodykit plus change engine "V-TEC Besar"...i was really interested...

Then talked with my girl regarding the car...after few calculations...damn...we're short in terms of cash flows...we have money to buy...but after that...sure sakit berak kapur! after thorough thinking, i've decided to re-evaluate buying a car after june 2008. The point is here...when the hell i've changed into money conscious freak? Must the effect of "sengkek" most of the time...

U wanted to change...but u wouldn't notice that u have changed until you wonder...

Yet again

2008-01-03T14:34:00.000+08:00

Here are the summaries of my life of 2007.

Career - I'm job hopper, every year i tend to switch job. Cause? Salary and recognition. Its hard to get a recognition from my previous employer. How hard u try to impress, at the end of the day, they just say "it isn't enough".

Financial - Supposedly better pay, better living...me? still the same, just, i can breath a little bit better but unfortunately since the oil price is increasing inevitably, there's no change isn't it in financial condition....a lot of debt though

Love life - 1 step higher than before. The drive maybe because i'm bored with chasing girls or being a wild stallion. I'm just tired from the tidious process of knowing new girls. It consume a lot of resources in which i don't have luxury to waste it. I'm better off with my current "love". May not be perfect in general, but perfect to my own eyes.

Asset - No car, have a bike(liability), house in which still under construction.

Social life - Frequently hanging out with close friends. But its kinda cool since my generation possesed no difference whether u're married or not they still hang out. Why not bring your wife together to share the guys' laughter.

Things to see in 2008

Career - I don't know
Financial - Still in the shit hole called debt.
Love life - Maybe a big step higher
Asset - Shit no difference, having car is a liability
Social Life - Same but difference in companion

Reflecting on my life 2007 and will come in 2008...i conclude that, living KL is tough. If you're among the lucky ones, congrats. For those is miserable and can't have break out from the shit hole u're living under, don't kill yourself. God doesn't give life so just u can end it easily. Find your purpose of creation.